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10-28-2002 12:50 PM

JUST PISSED ON MYSELF...
 
At work...while taking a dump. It wasn't a particularly nice dump, since I had thought I was finished, but found out that I still had some more dook to go - come back to the pot, try to relax, get to relaxed - penis takes a mind of its own and then -

SQUIRT!!!! -

All over my leg, and pants. I now smell like a Spaniard, and I've got that "Just Shitted" feeling in my anus.

geRV 10-28-2002 12:51 PM

Re: JUST PISSED ON MYSELF...
 
[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":ed166]At work...while taking a dump. It wasn't a particularly nice dump, since I had thought I was finished, but found out that I still had some more dook to go - come back to the pot, try to relax, get to relaxed - penis takes a mind of its own and then -

SQUIRT!!!! -

All over my leg, and pants. I now smell like a Spaniard, and I've got that "Just Shitted" feeling in my anus.[/quote:ed166]


eek:

Sotilas Jane 10-28-2002 12:56 PM

Next time point your penis in the pot oOo:

Totenkopf 10-28-2002 01:01 PM

Having another bad day at work again ED?

10-28-2002 01:03 PM

[quote:0562b]Next time point your penis in the pot [/quote:0562b]

Dude when you're relaxed, your're relaxed. Cant keep that shit pointed in the right direction all the time, especially since they've turned the heat on in the bathrooms, so that adds to the warm and comfy feeling.

And not so much a bad day at work, as shit is starting to annoy me big time.

Totenkopf 10-28-2002 01:04 PM

Perhaps you need a vacation.

nOisetank 10-28-2002 01:39 PM

omg lmao

ninty 10-28-2002 01:42 PM

Congratulations Ed.

wintersforge 10-28-2002 01:46 PM

Re: JUST PISSED ON MYSELF...
 
[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":8fefa]At work...while taking a dump. It wasn't a particularly nice dump, since I had thought I was finished, but found out that I still had some more dook to go - come back to the pot, try to relax, get to relaxed - penis takes a mind of its own and then -

SQUIRT!!!! -

All over my leg, and pants. I now smell like a Spaniard, and I've got that "Just Shitted" feeling in my anus.[/quote:8fefa]

"Your parents would be proud!!!" oOo: ed: eek:

pest 10-28-2002 01:55 PM

I'm not sure what is worse, doing the deed or sharing it with us.

ninty 10-28-2002 02:03 PM

Hey Ed, Guess what. I just took a shit and I engaged in preventative measures to ensure I didn't piss on my pants! You've taught us well and have marked yourself in every one of our lives. We salute you!

10-28-2002 02:20 PM

[quote:46f39]I now smell like a Spaniard[/quote:46f39] sounds racist ed. dont for get your black. so maybe you smell like a wine O. you know like the ones laying on the curb right down from your house. j/k

Zoner 10-28-2002 02:26 PM

BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW!!

Thanx, Ed...I needed that. This afternoon seems SOOO long, but obviously, not as long as it must seem for you! HAW HAW!


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Bean 2 10-28-2002 02:27 PM

In the 4th grade my weiner got caught in my zipper and i pissed all over myself. Had to go the nurse and my mommy brought me new pants. It feels good to get that off my chest.

10-28-2002 02:28 PM

[quote:5133d]In the 4th grade my weiner got caught in my zipper and i pissed all over myself. Had to go the nurse and my mommy brought me new pants. It feels good to get that off my chest.
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