You know you're Canadian when...
 

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1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Mike Myers & more, are Canadians.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

14. You know what a toque is.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You laugh at the Canadian Beer commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"

25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends... and then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them... further.

Re: You know you're Canadian when...
 

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.


its everywhere in my house

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4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

Soda sounds so gh3y anyways.

#20 and #22 are the best
i love canadian beer commercials..and the hockey night in canada songs rules all

dont make me bust out the redneck jokes and i call it Coke no matter what kinda of Soft Drink it is oOo:

lmao! go canada!

Da da da daaaaa, dada da da danuhhh, doo doo doo doo, dododo do dododo nanuh, na nuh na nanana. Sorry, hockey night in canada is a catchy tune.

Huh?

we are lucky that in Detroit we get CBC and Hockey Night in Canada was and is a big hit in my house! We also say pop! And guess what I know what a touque is, go figure!
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Actually I think it was proven in a survey that only the East Coast people say "soda"

lol, thats exactly it to. i almost pissed my pants.
the beer commercials are great to though eh. i like the king bob one and the one where theres no beer left so the guy walks miles ( or kilometers ) to the beer store while "im on my way" is playing in the background.

omg all of those are fucking true too!! scary shiznit

hey guys here is one of the best canadian web sites EVER.
http://www.canadaka.net

they have, history, armed forces, infro on war 1812, famous people, inventions downloads (molson beer ads :D) and tons of canadian babe pics..

canadians have invented the following
AM radio
IMAX projector and system
panoramic pictures and camera
standard time
telephone
transceiver (walkie-talkie)
world's first commercial motion picture
butter substitute
electric cooking range
instant potato flakes
Pablum
cigarette box
freehand
hair tonic
jolly jumper
improved ironing board
measure for footwear
paint roller
portable high chair
robertson screw
washing machine
zipper
degradable plastic
green box
kerosene
oil well
pulp newsprint
sewage recycling system
Actar 911 CPR Dummy
dental mirror
electron microscope
insulin
liposomes
medical instruments
electric hand prosthesis for children
myoelectric prosthesis
fog bell or gong
personal distress device
MacPherson gas mask
ear piercer
Abdomenizer
Balderdash
basketball
5-pin bowling
hockey goalie mask
Muskol
Puzz-3D
rollerskate
ski-binding
tabletop hockey game
Trivial Pursuit
air-conditioned vehicle
Canadarm
electric car
guardrail
snowblower
snowmobile

and there are many more famous canadians than you think.. "we're everywhere!"

Goddamned right.


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