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imported_Fluffy_Bunny 01-24-2003 12:18 PM

I went in a sex shop today.
 
My friends persuaded me to go into a sex shop, right next to a main road, took a lot of balls for me to actually open the door and walk in. It was right next to a main road and all the cars had stopped at the lights, hell there was even a bus right next to it :S . We were getting a girl we knew a 'massager' as a birthday present.

I've never seen anything quite like it before, they had 3 hour videos, blow up dolls, dildos galore, magazines, fake butts and other things that my innocent mind cannot comprehend.

Has anyone else had such a marvellous experience?

Old Reliable 01-24-2003 12:22 PM

yeah the one in town here is called big people's video

MajorWoody 01-24-2003 12:46 PM

My wife and I go into them sometimes. The ones down here have cool outfits and those kick ass stripper shoes she likes to wear. There's one on almost every corner downtown. They are always right across from the strip clubs. freak:

Low spark 01-24-2003 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorWoody
My wife and I go into them sometimes. The ones down here have cool outfits and those kick ass stripper shoes she likes to wear. There's one on almost every corner downtown. They are always right across from the strip clubs. freak:

Well, now I know were you got your name.

pest 01-24-2003 01:13 PM

Heh, my wife used to sell adult products. She went and did parties kind of like tupperware. We always got to purchase our own samples so she could become more familiar with the merchandise. biggrin: Goodtimes....

Low spark 01-24-2003 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pest
Heh, my wife used to sell adult products. She went and did parties kind of like tupperware. We always got to purchase our own samples so she could become more familiar with the merchandise. biggrin: Goodtimes....

Yeah my wife went to one of those parties last year.. brought home a couple samples, had some fun with those. We to have a shop here in town that rather nice run by a couple of women, it is kind of cool because you don't feel like a pervert when you go in (even if I am one). What really funny is the women will give advice on differnt "products" for women, and tell you which ones they find satisifing or not.

pest 01-24-2003 01:35 PM

[quote="Low spark":37332]What really funny is the women will give advice on differnt "products" for women, and tell you which ones they find satisifing or not.[/quote:37332]

Too big, too small, just right. Overpowered, under powered. Sturdy construction for long life. Wide assortment of flavors. Nice orignality, very artistic peice, good action and check out this little surprise.... ed:

That kind of advice? cool:

Low spark 01-24-2003 01:39 PM

[quote=pest]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Low spark":26339
What really funny is the women will give advice on differnt "products" for women, and tell you which ones they find satisifing or not.

Too big, too small, just right. Overpowered, under powered. Sturdy construction for long life. Wide assortment of flavors. Nice orignality, very artistic peice, good action and check out this little surprise.... ed:

That kind of advice? cool:[/quote:26339]

Yep. I bet your wife did a good job at those parties.

Bazooka_Joe 01-24-2003 01:42 PM

Did you get me by blow-up sheep? I love that thing (well, not LOVE love).

Low spark 01-24-2003 01:47 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":403f7]Did you get me by blow-up sheep? I love that thing (well, not LOVE love).[/quote:403f7]
If redneck were here, he'd tell a blow-up sheep isn't as good as a real one.

01-24-2003 01:50 PM

redneck posted last night, here boy

Low spark 01-24-2003 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Strik0r
redneck posted last night, here boy

Then I take that back. If a sheep were here it would tell you a real redneck is better the a blow-up redneck.

01-24-2003 02:01 PM

joe loves teh sheep

Simo Häyhä 01-24-2003 02:12 PM

sheeps are teh suck

cameltoe 01-24-2003 02:30 PM

sh33p s3x owns j000


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