I went in a sex shop today.
 

My friends persuaded me to go into a sex shop, right next to a main road, took a lot of balls for me to actually open the door and walk in. It was right next to a main road and all the cars had stopped at the lights, hell there was even a bus right next to it :S . We were getting a girl we knew a 'massager' as a birthday present.

I've never seen anything quite like it before, they had 3 hour videos, blow up dolls, dildos galore, magazines, fake butts and other things that my innocent mind cannot comprehend.

Has anyone else had such a marvellous experience?

yeah the one in town here is called big people's video

My wife and I go into them sometimes. The ones down here have cool outfits and those kick ass stripper shoes she likes to wear. There's one on almost every corner downtown. They are always right across from the strip clubs. freak:

Well, now I know were you got your name.

Heh, my wife used to sell adult products. She went and did parties kind of like tupperware. We always got to purchase our own samples so she could become more familiar with the merchandise. biggrin: Goodtimes....

Yeah my wife went to one of those parties last year.. brought home a couple samples, had some fun with those. We to have a shop here in town that rather nice run by a couple of women, it is kind of cool because you don't feel like a pervert when you go in (even if I am one). What really funny is the women will give advice on differnt "products" for women, and tell you which ones they find satisifing or not.

[quote="Low spark":37332]What really funny is the women will give advice on differnt "products" for women, and tell you which ones they find satisifing or not.[/quote:37332]

Too big, too small, just right. Overpowered, under powered. Sturdy construction for long life. Wide assortment of flavors. Nice orignality, very artistic peice, good action and check out this little surprise.... ed:

That kind of advice? cool:

[quote=pest]Too big, too small, just right. Overpowered, under powered. Sturdy construction for long life. Wide assortment of flavors. Nice orignality, very artistic peice, good action and check out this little surprise.... ed:

That kind of advice? cool:[/quote:26339]

Yep. I bet your wife did a good job at those parties.

Did you get me by blow-up sheep? I love that thing (well, not LOVE love).

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":403f7]Did you get me by blow-up sheep? I love that thing (well, not LOVE love).[/quote:403f7]
If redneck were here, he'd tell a blow-up sheep isn't as good as a real one.

redneck posted last night, here boy

Then I take that back. If a sheep were here it would tell you a real redneck is better the a blow-up redneck.

joe loves teh sheep

sheeps are teh suck

sh33p s3x owns j000