Terror Alert: Orange - High
 

Just in time for the holiday season.. I'm sure most of you already know this, though. Anyway, they say it's more serious this time, and they've done a lot more in the way of taking preventative measures this time...

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/12/23/threat ... index.html

welcome to like 2 days ago.

pffffft I would love to see Osama even try. Incompetent b00ns.

This is an open invitation to all Al Quaeda, stop dicking around and come to my town, if you want to meet Allah, I'll oblige ya M16:


seriously though, I'm 99.999% sure that nothing will happen, at least not from Al Quaeda, however there's plenty of home-grown morons too so better safe than blown up.

I'm not going to worry about anything until the warning level reaches polka-dot stage. At that point, I will start stocking up on gatorade and tacos.

looks more like peach than orange, but what he hell

sleeping:

I bet nothing will happen.

Now that this terror alert is public and extra security has been put in place you would have to be a fucking moron to try and do something. But then again this is a war against fucking morons so oOo:

we have a better chance of being attacked by the soviet union now than we will ever have of having another terrorist attack.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. eek:

I know that's exaggeration, but I think it is more likely than most think, probably not this week or anything, but I think it will happen again within 5-10 years.

Big effin deal. The goverment is too weak to let us know when a real attack will happen, they will let us know moments after one happens.

Making it hard for Toronto Maple LEafs to come to america to play hockey

I see how it is...scared we'll beat all the american teams.

Yeah well, Toronto is full of SARS and Toronto sucks cause it has SARS and America doesnt have SARS and Canada does and that makes the canada hockey teams suck because SARS sucks and Boston was on top but then they played the leafs and got their gay all over them so now Boston is shitty and gay and it's torontos fault.