Kleenex Tissues Target Market
 

Kleenex is going about their marketing all the wrong way. They market towards families and mothers and such, when in fact, they should market to Males 15+.

Think of how many tissues you use to blow your nose, and then think of how many you use for other functions such as "clean up". I bet the ratio is 10:1 in favour of clean up.

If they would rename their product to "masturbation tissues" and put hot naked chicks on the side, instead of flowers, they would have a product.

I think I’m going to start a petition and send it to Kleenex. What do you guys think?

You are a god ninty9, this is the best idea since midgets.

YES! YES! OHHHH GOOOODDD YESS!!

don't waste your million dollar ideas on us...

Chux Super Wipes cool:

Kleenex should mass produce a box that moans when you have sex with it

...YES!!, the oval-shaped cut-out with the plastic tissue removal slit needs to be MORE REALISTICLY CUNT-LIKE!!

*of course there'd be "anchorage" issues, suggest placing lead weights
in tissue-box, then removing tissue-box sized cutting from mattress.
Velcro could be an option.

fook that... I would never walk through a store carrying a box that says "Masturbating Tissues"

Just blow your load in a sock...easy clean up no mess and then you just toss it in the laundry rock:

thsy should make sock-shaped Kleenex...

ROFL HELL YEA!, who the fuck said no?

"For your privacy, new Kleenex Masturbation Tissues are wrapped in a box that looks exactly like REGULAR Kleenex! When you get home, just rip off the outer coating, and you're ready to jizz!"

You've all inspired me:

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/kleenex.jpg[/img]

lol

I'll buy 50!!!!!!!1

& that's just todays order