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hilarious quotes from this site

http://www.bash.org/?top

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado



<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"


<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

LMFAO

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

lol in my IRC channel we have a bot that when you do .bash it will spurt out random bash.org quotes

alt/old

HAY KID! IM A COMPOOTER!!!!

HAW HAW HAW HAW! "Stop all the DOWNLOADIN'!"

<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait

HAW
And the guy that told the other person about the long distance bills...

Yeah, I'm in Europe. You're chatting to me, and its costing you $70 an hour.

OMFG lol

lol

[quote="[22nd Elite] Cloud":894df]LMFAO

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops[/quote:894df]

omg that's funny as anything

i posted this last year

This is almost as old as the internet itself.

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

sleeping:

<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb
<KC48348751> dude
<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters

LOL