The best place for movie reviews!
 

Iv found a site with some very unbiased & honest, I also agree with many of their views. Feel free to check it out, the site is also in danger of being shut down due to lack of funds so please donate biggrin:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm

That site's hilarious. They're so uptight, they arses squeak.

From the review of "2Fast2Furious":

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Impudence/Hate (I)
- 91 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
- vulgar gestures
- lies
- massive tattoos
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LIES?? TATTOOS??? HAW HAW! That's friggin' sad.

The Kill Bill 1 is the best.

I froget what one but i remember a few scored 0's

Freddy vs. Jason & American Psycho got a 0 rock:

Mary Poppins got a 100 rock:

HAW HAW HAW! I think Kill Bill got -71. rock:

No, it got a 22. You were reading the MinMax.

Oh. heh

Damn fanatical christians and their wacky movie review scales. rolleyes:

[quote:fc6f1]Behind Enemy Lines

Impudence/Hate (I)(1):

32 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
one use of the most foul of the foul words.
vulgar gesture
defiance of direct orders, risking life and mission
reckless gunfire
brutalization of pilot's injury
order to abandon serviceman to prevent risking peace effort
battle brutality and coldness

Offense to God (O)(2):

ten uses of God's name in vain with the four letter expletive and 2 without [/quote:fc6f1]

hah one use of the most foul of the fould words

remember a contact on my aim sharing this link with me quite a while back, its hilarious.

[quote:30257]
Like we really need another movie presenting a school shooting. American History X presented this and the most foul word of the foul language 186 times, 97 uses of other three/four letter words, racial hatred, prison rape. murder, and sexual intercourse. And all in 114 minutes! That is what American History X was all about. Bad and vulgar language 149 times per hour! And just because this movie is rated R does not mean kids under 17 will not see it. One of the 15-year old school yard shooters of 1997 saw The Basketball Diaries (R, 1995) when he was 14.

Not one of the previous movies I have analyzed drowned any intelligent dialogue with as much filthy potty mouth language as this one. Because of this movie, I may swear off of analyzing R-rated movies. American History X also presented intimidation by firearms, murder by firearms -- including a school shooting -- and the swastika profusely. The swastika represents more than just Nazi Germany. There is much more to the unholy swastika. If you wish to know more about it, visit our Back to School Special from our opening screen. Besides, Jesus does not want us to wear tattoos: Leviticus 19:28 (NIV) "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord." Beatings, Nazi worship, and nauseous brutality violated almost every sense of the observer. American History X was thick with racial slurs, derogatory terms, threats of every kind and hatred. A most vile movie.[/quote:30257]

OMG look at the review of the passion of the christ. happy:

Sexual Immorality (S)

child birth exaggeration
nude woman seen from the rear standing in a river up to her lower buttocks, repeatedly
full rear female nudity, repeatedly
semi-opaque full frontal female nudity
tale of sexual immorality
man in tub
suggestion of intercourse
full rear male nudity
brief partial rear male nudity
man and woman in bed in underwear
woman on man in tub dressed (Mr. and Mrs. Bloom were "married" but Finney and Lange were not.)

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suggestive eye movement
equating God with Buddha
mockery of His Will

oOo:

hahaha Behind Enemy Lines

-Reckless Gunfire

They are making fun of there aim!

ROFL at their review of american wedding...."55 uses of the most foul of foul words"


FINDINGS / SCORING:

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)

none noted

Impudence/Hate (I)

62 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
55 uses of the most foul of the foul words
a girl dumping her boyfriend because he would not have sex with her
pretense
lies building lies to cover up behaviors
other lies, repeatedly
eating dog manure
rejection because of not being Jewish
insults because of homosexuality

Sexual Immorality (S)

sexual background song
offer of more sex to spice up boy-girl relationship
oral sex under restaurant table with her hidden but him very animated
sexual innuendo, comments, insults, rudeness, talk, name-calling, repeatedly, many very vulgar
rear and side male nudity, repeatedly
imagery of covered erection
suggestive eye movements
dog licking a man's privates, long contact
a dog hugging a man's leg
chant of vulgar insult by high school students
crotch hit
homosexual kissing, twice
much gay/lesbian/transgender/bisexual presence and comments
transvestism
inappropriate touch, repeatedly
gay bar
pelvic thrusts, repeatedly
vulgar gay comment
adults in underwear
peeping, repeatedly
vulgar gestures, many
exhibitionism
female upper nudity, repeatedly
offer of oral sex
sadomasochism presence
rear male nudity by bare-bottom outfit, repeatedly
excessive cleavage and breast exposure
sex games, repeatedly
shaving male privates in several postures, some with rear male nudity
planning sexual immorality
multiple offers of and requests for sexual favors
gay man hitting on straight man
vulgar use of references to female exudates
intercourse with a grandmother by a young man, motions seen but no genitals
oral sex in a bathtub

Drugs/Alcohol (D):

drinking, repeatedly
bar, repeatedly

Offense to God (O)

19 uses of God's name in vain, two with the four letter expletive and 17 without

Murder/Suicide (M)

none noted