....off the deep end
 

well i have reached my threshold

i was miserable at work, but recently my boss has been driving me insane

last night was it tho

i was yelled at and threatened to be fired for the retarded reason of not hearing his question correctly b/c i misunderstood what he was saying, he called me a fuckin moron and all this shit, he fired someone who had been there since the restaurat started and caused someone to almost quit...i have one more month before i tell him to go fuck himself

since last night i have hated him more than i have ever hated anyone, but i need the money so i canty say shit...

1- how would you deal with this?
2- have you guys ever had situations like these, where you brood to the point of destruction?

wtf thats all i can say

exercise
find your inner chi

tell her to fuck off, steal his shoes and find a better paying job.

jerk off and put your man goo in his coffee or something

buy the Cooking with Semen book, get some tips from that Denny's cook, and watch him/her slurp it down.

cuss:

would you like cream in your coffee sir?

I know you need money, start looking for a job right now as i finish typing this. Quit that one by saying something very very colorful.

three out of the five suggestions so far consist of putting hot man butter in food or beverage. i think this thread is an aa.com tester. and it has passed with flying colors rock:

alex, i would go in with three things; a bucket of glue, a bag of glitter, and a wrench. i'd dump the bucket of glue and then the glitter on the boss, tell him to fuckhimself, then take the wrench and unscrew the septic tank. that is def what you should do..



or you could just not go to work, i dunno, watch office space..

do the american thing, get a gun & sit on top of the water tower sniping off small children.

Anyone who has ever entered the workforce has had to deal with a prick boss, man. The best thing you can do is button up for now and take it. Look for another job in every spare minute you have so you can get the fuck outta there ASAP.

When you have shored up said job, waltz into your boss's office, grab him by his cheap $2.00 tie, draw him up REAL close and say "You can take a long hard suck on my arse."

Shit on his desk and leave.

lol rock:

Does he/she have a boss above them? If so report your boss for calling you a fucking moron. Say you have a hearing problem, or simply have trouble understanding your bosses accent. If not, tell your boss himself/herself: "I dont much appreciate being called a fucking moron simply because you cant enunciate words to the point where they can be comprehended."

Or you can do secret option 3. Grow a sack and fucking quit. You say you only need the job for a month more, i doubt this is true. Unless its a "i cant pay rent, eat, or have power" situation; you can quit.

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Links to the stoties please. I googled water tower sniping and only came up with gamming sites No stories about anybody actuly doing it. It's not an American thing after all.