Wishes
 

I was watching TV last night and I came across "What Women Want" with Mel Gibson. For some reason, I kept watching it and was hooked on it. That gave me the idea for this thread.


If you were given two wishes, what would they be? Remember, be careful what you wish for (ha, don't wish for an infinite amount of money...'omg you caused inflation!111111111')



My wishes:
1.) To be able to hear what women are thinking just like Mel Gibson. The applications are endless. If you are taking a written test with women around, easy A. You'd be SUPERMAN in bed. You could be the charming guy that every woman would want.

2.) Ability manipulate any object through floatation/levitation. That means you could deadlift 400lbs if you wanted to in some competition. You'd be able to make yourself fly. You could do 1,000 chin ups. You'd be able to save money from 'pushing' your car instead of using gas 100% of the time (ok, that was a stupid one). You could be history's best quaterback or MLB pitcher. You could have the fastest slap-shot. The possibilities for this one are endless.

1) Money to last me for life...whatever the amount may be.

2) I would like to control objects, be able to move things with my mind and shit...kinda like how MAgneto can control metal.

Invisibility and flight. Would make my commute to work a whole helluva lot easier. Not to mention the voyeuristic potential! biggrin:

1) knowledge of the universe

2) that's it

Inside Derek’s Head

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yeah, that'd definately make you a big buck. That would cover the wish of "having millions of dollars". Hell, you could probaby invent everything and anything you wanted...teleportation devices, gift of levitation, etc. I think that wish is the uber-wish so far.

as wish 2, i would also like to have the knowledge of how to deal with everything once you have that kind of power in your brain.

1) gods gift to women biggrin:
2) To be successful in life (career wise)

1. Infinate wisdom

2. See 1.

1 good health for life
2 money for life (nothing greedy just a couple hundred grand a year)

be a sexual master
and telekinesis

1) Live in the woods by myself
2) Lose all worries for civilization

My wish is to dance in my pants for the queen of Spain, in Bolivia.

1. Coma's sister in my bed
2. and for my last wish id wish for 100 more wishes... hellfire:

1. world peace...

2. no religion...