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Chango 04-28-2005 01:37 AM

Resident Evil, for real!
 
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

[quote="The Article":484d1]
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul
Lebanese army commandos move into Anjar after the withdrawal of Syrian troops
Cambodian troops moved into Quan'sul after Malaria victims attack populace.
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.[/quote:484d1]

(yeah, its fake, shut it)

Himmler 04-28-2005 01:40 AM

rofl that was funny

jujumantb 04-28-2005 02:05 AM

Those guys look strangly like Lebanese troops in that photo eek:
gg mouseover

Tripper 04-28-2005 02:16 AM

rofl

catnip 04-28-2005 03:49 AM

haha

very odd oOo:

CoMaToSe 04-28-2005 07:24 AM

wow that sucked. did Angel have something to do with this?

Godsmack 04-28-2005 07:50 AM

ed:

TiberiusAD 04-28-2005 08:07 AM

HA! Thats awesome!

Who made this?

Unknown_Sniper 04-28-2005 09:19 AM

"US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately."
because that is exactly what the USA would do. This is gonan suck if that is ever leaked to someone who has the balls to use it.

SoLiDUS 04-28-2005 10:36 AM

If something like that ever happened, I would grab me a gat glock baby mac right away. happy:

CoMaToSe 04-28-2005 10:59 AM

actaully, machine guns are not rcommended for zombie fighting. niether are shotguns. for best results, use accurate, 1 show kill weaponry and long blades and heavy blugeons. anything to remove/destroy the head

Bucknub 04-28-2005 11:06 AM

doesnt work :(

SoLiDUS 04-28-2005 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
actaully, machine guns are not rcommended for zombie fighting. niether are shotguns. for best results, use accurate, 1 show kill weaponry and long blades and heavy blugeons. anything to remove/destroy the head

Thanks movie King, but I think we all know a deck of cards is the best way to deal with zombies. Guns... rolleyes:

mR.cLeAn 04-28-2005 12:11 PM

ahhh

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Chango 04-28-2005 12:16 PM

Well, you killed it, maybe it'll be back later


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