Send me to war, but don't let me buy...
 

I was at the grocery store yesterday and we were going to go over my friend's house. His mom is VERY anal about everything and we wanted to play a joke on her. We picked up a 6-pack of non-alcoholic beer and took it to the cashier (my friend was the cashier so in the end i didn't really feel like an idiot). He passes it through the scanner and then goes, "Sorry to tell you, but it's making me look at your I.D......21 years old." FYI, I'm 18 years old and live in Pennsylvania.

I think it's retarded that i can go off to war for my country, buy tobacco products, buy porn, BUT I can't buy NON-ALCOHOLIC beer..... rolleyes:
anyone know about their states and this law?

yea ive heard about that. i think its because non-alocholic beer actually does have a small amount of alcohol in it. thats what i heard.

[quote="Bean 2":539cc]yea ive heard about that. i think its because non-alocholic beer actually does have a small amount of alcohol in it. thats what i heard.[/quote:539cc]it does have something like less than 1%, but that's no reason not to sell it to someone under 21. You can get drunk off of mouthwash...you don't see cashiers checking I.D.'s for that.

[quote=Coleman]it does have something like less than 1%, but that's no reason not to sell it to someone under 21. You can get drunk off of mouthwash...you don't see cashiers checking I.D.'s for that.[/quote:bc074]

i didnt say the american government are the smartest bunch out there.

Darkbunnie911: i live in marmaduke
xVx KAREEM xVx: i live in ny
Darkbunnie911: cool
xVx KAREEM xVx: age?
Darkbunnie911: 14/f/ar
xVx KAREEM xVx: damn ur too old for me
Darkbunnie911: how old are you
xVx KAREEM xVx: im 9 and a half
Darkbunnie911: well i dont think ur gonna find anybody ur age sorry
Darkbunnie911: i will be ur friend tho
xVx KAREEM xVx: lol why not
Darkbunnie911: nvm
xVx KAREEM xVx: u ever had sex before?
Darkbunnie911: yeah
Darkbunnie911: i dont think u have
xVx KAREEM xVx: no not yet but i kiss a girl
Darkbunnie911: wow
Darkbunnie911: lol
Darkbunnie911: well hey
Darkbunnie911: ~smooch~
Darkbunnie911: now 2
xVx KAREEM xVx: oh man im gonna tell everyone
Darkbunnie911: lol
xVx KAREEM xVx: r ur boobs big
Darkbunnie911: lol
Darkbunnie911: wow ur 9 and asking that
Darkbunnie911: i guess
Darkbunnie911: 28 b
Darkbunnie911: i mean 38
xVx KAREEM xVx: wow 38 is taht big
Darkbunnie911: i guess
xVx KAREEM xVx: wow i cant wait till the girls in my class get big boobs
Darkbunnie911: lol
xVx KAREEM xVx: how does sex feel
Darkbunnie911: lol
Darkbunnie911: umm
Darkbunnie911: at first it hurts
Darkbunnie911: wait y am i telling u this
xVx KAREEM xVx: oh come on i wanna know
xVx KAREEM xVx: you still there
Darkbunnie911: it hurts the girl at first then i starts to feel good
xVx KAREEM xVx: can i ask you
Darkbunnie911: ask me what???
xVx KAREEM xVx: do girls cum
Darkbunnie911: lol
Darkbunnie911: u so weird
xVx KAREEM xVx: im still young i dont know
Darkbunnie911: lol
Darkbunnie911: yeah they do
Darkbunnie911: anymore questions???
xVx KAREEM xVx: ummm let me think
Darkbunnie911: lol
xVx KAREEM xVx: what do girls like
Darkbunnie911: what u mean
xVx KAREEM xVx: i mean i want a girlfriend
xVx KAREEM xVx: how do i get one
Darkbunnie911: they like lookS,personality chocolate,flowers, sex
Darkbunnie911: take my word
Darkbunnie911: dont date pplz online
xVx KAREEM xVx: hmm im hot and chocolate i could get and flowers too but sex i dont know if my mom would let me
Darkbunnie911: umm
Darkbunnie911: yeah see i dont think so ether
Darkbunnie911: cancel sex ur tooooo young
xVx KAREEM xVx: one time i heard that girls like big penises is taht true
Darkbunnie911: umm yeah we do
xVx KAREEM xVx: hope i grow a big one
Darkbunnie911: lol
Darkbunnie911: how big is it
xVx KAREEM xVx: i dont know
Darkbunnie911: lol
Darkbunnie911: good
xVx KAREEM xVx: hold on
Darkbunnie911: kk
xVx KAREEM xVx: ok i got it
Darkbunnie911: what???
xVx KAREEM xVx: its 2 inches
Darkbunnie911: lol
xVx KAREEM xVx: is that big
Darkbunnie911: :-X
Darkbunnie911: uh
Darkbunnie911: no
Darkbunnie911: well ur not messuring it right
xVx KAREEM xVx: how do u measure it
Darkbunnie911: i dont know if i should tell you
xVx KAREEM xVx: tell me
Darkbunnie911: it might sound weird but play w/it
xVx KAREEM xVx: what u mean
Darkbunnie911: just play with it
xVx KAREEM xVx: like i play with my friends
Darkbunnie911: nooooooooooo
Darkbunnie911: omg
xVx KAREEM xVx: help me please
Darkbunnie911: just rub it gentally
xVx KAREEM xVx: ok
Darkbunnie911: it will magically grow
Darkbunnie911: wait no dont i dont know why im even talking to you like this
xVx KAREEM xVx: its hard and bigger
xVx KAREEM xVx: how know that
Darkbunnie911: what???
xVx KAREEM xVx: how did u know that
Darkbunnie911: it happends to every guy
Darkbunnie911: butok now change of subject ok
xVx KAREEM xVx: but do i measure it now
Darkbunnie911: i dont care
Darkbunnie911: i dont want to chat to youlike this
Darkbunnie911: it is soooo wrong
xVx KAREEM xVx: why
Darkbunnie911: cuz ur 9 and im 14
xVx KAREEM xVx: so ur only 5 years older
Darkbunnie911: ok just measure it then
Darkbunnie911: hello???????
xVx KAREEM xVx: ok im back
Darkbunnie911: ok
xVx KAREEM xVx: its 5 inches
Darkbunnie911: ok???
xVx KAREEM xVx: is it big?
Darkbunnie911: yeah
Darkbunnie911: kinda
xVx KAREEM xVx: cool
xVx KAREEM xVx: how do you have sex?
Darkbunnie911: im not telling you that
xVx KAREEM xVx: why
Darkbunnie911: cuz
Darkbunnie911: just stop now
xVx KAREEM xVx: your really cool for helping me
xVx KAREEM xVx: i just wanna know
xVx KAREEM xVx: u still there?
Darkbunnie911: yeah but ur pissing me off
xVx KAREEM xVx: sorry i didnt mean to
Darkbunnie911: then stop asking me about sex
Darkbunnie911: your to ****ing young to know
Darkbunnie911: ok i dont wanna chat about ur dick or anything to do with sex w/a 9 yr old

ROFL..totally offtopic: but great conversation.

[quote:10680]Darkbunnie911: just play with it
xVx KAREEM xVx: like i play with my friends
Darkbunnie911: nooooooooooo
Darkbunnie911: omg
xVx KAREEM xVx: help me please
Darkbunnie911: just rub it gentally
xVx KAREEM xVx: ok
Darkbunnie911: it will magically grow
[/quote:10680]


HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE

[quote="Bean 2":bea64][quote=Coleman]it does have something like less than 1%, but that's no reason not to sell it to someone under 21. You can get drunk off of mouthwash...you don't see cashiers checking I.D.'s for that.[/quote:bea64]

i didnt say the american government are the smartest bunch out there.[/quote:bea64]heh u can say that again. cough bush cough cough. happy:

the 21 yr old to drink law was in effect way before Bush was in office. It was in the late 70s

[quote="Bean 2":d87a8]yea ive heard about that. i think its because non-alocholic beer actually does have a small amount of alcohol in it. thats what i heard.[/quote:d87a8]


Non alcaholic beer has as much alcohol as a loaf of fucking bread. oOo:

[quote:e5faa]Bleua: stfu o'douls
Trumpet Guy: lol, i was about to get o'douls, but the busch brand was alot cheaper ;-)
Bleua: lol
Bleua: :-*
Trumpet Guy: oh, why thank you[/quote:e5faa]

States are under no federal regulation for keeping the age at 21. However, the federal government will cut back transporation funding for anyone who decides to lower the age.

You have to be 18 to buy compressed gas/air from Staples here in michigan.

You have to 25 to by paint markers in the art store down town. A lot of gang* use them for tagging and shit.

yea I guess people were "huffing" the compressed air oOo: