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my cat just raped me.
yeah I got home and I see my cat ontop of the fence. he couldnt get down. So I climb up and get him. As im holding onto him he slashes me in my face causing me to lose balance. I land on a chair, then on my hip as I hit the ground from about 10 feet up. I think I messed something up. This caused my glasses to go flying off my head and under the deck. So now I cant see. As I get up, (my cat still on me), he slashes my hand. so now I have a gash on my hand, on my forhead, and a messed up hip. fuck going to school tomorrow.
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Kill him.
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O shit Cat Pwnage! rock:
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Fag, it was consensual.
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lol, i thought it was buckweed who started his thread, he has it coming from all that torturing hes done to elmo. |
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Suck it up you woman.
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Owned by your cat. rock:
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that sucks
but i like your avatar. Streetlight Manifesto! |
[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":f0411]Owned by your cat. rock:[/quote:f0411]
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..you started the fight and now you're using that "he could't get down"
bullshit to try to put the blame on your good-natured little cat.... annoy: |
Loool - Next time punch it in the pussy/penis.
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[quote="Eight Ace":530f5]..you started the fight and now you're using that "he could't get down"
bullshit to try to put the blame on your good-natured little cat.... annoy:[/quote:530f5] I pray you are joking. |
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[img]http://www.ivis.org/images/advances/Concannon/memon/fig1_sm.jpg[/img][/quote:84cb0] Any relation? |
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