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Forte 09-05-2005 09:12 PM

my cat just raped me.
 
yeah I got home and I see my cat ontop of the fence. he couldnt get down. So I climb up and get him. As im holding onto him he slashes me in my face causing me to lose balance. I land on a chair, then on my hip as I hit the ground from about 10 feet up. I think I messed something up. This caused my glasses to go flying off my head and under the deck. So now I cant see. As I get up, (my cat still on me), he slashes my hand. so now I have a gash on my hand, on my forhead, and a messed up hip. fuck going to school tomorrow.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 09-05-2005 09:16 PM

Kill him.

TodzumPapst 09-05-2005 09:18 PM

O shit Cat Pwnage! rock:

KTOG 09-05-2005 09:19 PM

Fag, it was consensual.

Madmartagen 09-05-2005 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
Fag, it was consensual.

happy:

lol, i thought it was buckweed who started his thread, he has it coming from all that torturing hes done to elmo.

Johnj 09-05-2005 09:48 PM

biggrin:

Hawke 09-05-2005 09:52 PM

Suck it up you woman.

Apocalypse | NoW 09-05-2005 09:56 PM

Owned by your cat. rock:

Jotun 09-05-2005 09:58 PM

that sucks

but i like your avatar. Streetlight Manifesto!

Akuma 09-05-2005 09:59 PM

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":f0411]Owned by your cat. rock:[/quote:f0411]

Eight Ace 09-05-2005 10:19 PM

..you started the fight and now you're using that "he could't get down"
bullshit to try to put the blame on your good-natured little cat.... annoy:

Tripper 09-06-2005 12:19 AM

Loool - Next time punch it in the pussy/penis.

Jin-Roh 09-06-2005 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Loool - Next time punch it in the pussy/penis.

[img]http://www.ivis.org/images/advances/Concannon/memon/fig1_sm.jpg[/img]

Forte 09-06-2005 12:32 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":530f5]..you started the fight and now you're using that "he could't get down"
bullshit to try to put the blame on your good-natured little cat.... annoy:[/quote:530f5]
I pray you are joking.

Whatada 09-06-2005 12:33 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":84cb0]

[img]http://www.ivis.org/images/advances/Concannon/memon/fig1_sm.jpg[/img][/quote:84cb0]

Any relation?


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