my cat just raped me.
 

yeah I got home and I see my cat ontop of the fence. he couldnt get down. So I climb up and get him. As im holding onto him he slashes me in my face causing me to lose balance. I land on a chair, then on my hip as I hit the ground from about 10 feet up. I think I messed something up. This caused my glasses to go flying off my head and under the deck. So now I cant see. As I get up, (my cat still on me), he slashes my hand. so now I have a gash on my hand, on my forhead, and a messed up hip. fuck going to school tomorrow.

Kill him.

O shit Cat Pwnage! rock:

Fag, it was consensual.

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lol, i thought it was buckweed who started his thread, he has it coming from all that torturing hes done to elmo.

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Suck it up you woman.

Owned by your cat. rock:

that sucks

but i like your avatar. Streetlight Manifesto!

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":f0411]Owned by your cat. rock:[/quote:f0411]

..you started the fight and now you're using that "he could't get down"
bullshit to try to put the blame on your good-natured little cat.... annoy:

Loool - Next time punch it in the pussy/penis.

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[quote="Eight Ace":530f5]..you started the fight and now you're using that "he could't get down"
bullshit to try to put the blame on your good-natured little cat.... annoy:[/quote:530f5]
I pray you are joking.

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Any relation?