Women take note!
 

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen
and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them
with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no
money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and
sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper
and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst
it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and
buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been
thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.



Congratulations - You have just learned the offside rule!

eek: sleeping: sleeping:

and how many women post here?

eek:

rolleyes: Something I found on another forum... obviously if any of you followed football, you'll have found it slightly humerous! oOo:

plzdie:

I never really understood offsides in football/soccer, so that actually helps. Thanks. I'm used to hockey offsides whrer there is an actual line that the puck has to cross first, not the defender.

I found it funny.. calmdown:

instead of slightly humerous I would have said mildly humerous freak:

like the offside rule, i found your joke irritating...


BAAAZINGGGGGG dance:

ROFL good one.

I too have another jokez0rz... Why were the _____(insert team name here) lets just say inter milan(fgtwops) stamps discontinued at the post office?




because ppl couldnt decide which side to spit on..... dance: dance: calmdown: calmdown: spank:

queue ... till ...


I feel like i'm fucking watching Mr. Belvedere.

Clearance shoes > all

fuck full price.

I think the most I paid for shoes ever was 40 bucks for some boots