I think this google search will help many of you
 

google - pulled muscle from throwing up

1st link
WARNING: Drawings of guys sucking their own wangs

HAW HAW HAW HAW!

Link of the year! Very informative. rock:

uhhhh "Where do I go?"

-Dane Cook

wtf..why?

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":21f6a]wtf..why?[/quote:21f6a]


why? because its all your fault

ROFLCAKES.

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":96955]wtf..why?[/quote:96955]because you touch yourself at night

[quote=Coleman]because you touch yourself at night[/quote:cee53]
Yeah. Don't you want to go to the next level, Jimmy? You'll never acheive anything in life with that attitude, young man. Now, limber up and start sucking.

[quote=Zoner]Yeah. Don't you want to go to the next level, Jimmy? You'll never acheive anything in life with that attitude, young man. Now, limber up and start sucking.[/quote:a78c3]

Zoner can you take your relationship with me to the next level and...oh hell, lets just hold hands!

DISCLAIMER: To Jimmy's Mother, who will inevitably read this thread and ground Jimmy's ass for a month...

I'm not encouraging your underage son to perform sex acts for the enjoyment of everyone on this forum. This is purely a joke and has no basis in reality. Please don't send Dateline NBC over to my place for an undercover expose on internet predators and their victims.

...so yeah about that hand holding thing...

DONT FUCKING IGNORE ME OR ELSE!!!!

haw haw! I didn't see your post.

Hand holding, huh? I'm not one for PDAs, but what the hell. In the wake of "Brokeback Mountain", homosexuality is fashionable.

"ACIDEYEZ! I wish I knew how to quit you!!"

"don't be discourage if you can't put your lips on your own cock when you 1st try"

yee haw! grill up some of your beefburgers and ill fix us a nice picnick!

loooooooool