How will you die?
 

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Nyck: At age 88, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.



LAUGHING.
MY.
FZCKING.
A$$.
OFF.

Me = win

Michael Anthony: At age 79, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

Zoner: At age 94, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

Mr Glass: At age 81, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17

Nyck = win


Dylan: At age 48, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

got another here:

Poseidon: At age 58, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

rofl.

gtboyss34: it's amazing your still alive at age 21, with you being black and all rolleyes:

Cale Hightower: At age 83, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.


oOo:

At age 44, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17. rolleyes:

man you guys have sucky deaths

Jordan: At age 71, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!) rock: rock:

HAHAHAHA happy:

Ken: At age 42, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
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At age 49, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Hah! Im dying before all you bastards!

Chris: At age 33, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal