I get to pee in a cup!! IM SO EXCITED!!!!!
 

yesterday i went to go check up on my application for homedepot and i ended up getting the interview.. i was completely unprepared and not showered... it was an awkward experience. today i do drug testing .. then.. yeah.. im goin to the becah!! its going to an awesome day.. peeing in a cup.. and then going to the beach. . . .

Ahh, the warm feel of piss covered by a plastic dixie cup.

Yeah, I did that at Kaiser, lol it was kinda funny b/c you go in a bathroom and they just tell you to piss.... I kinda stood there for atleast 5 minutes trying to force myself to piss, but I finally did somehow. I got pee all over my hands while holding the cup.

Rofl, then they had a little compartment door which you open and put the pee sample in, thing is, on the other side it was open and there was this mexican chick just staring through it, like she had been watching me the whole time. I got a kick out of the whole xperience.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":e2efd]Yeah, I did that at Kaiser, lol it was kinda funny b/c you go in a bathroom and they just tell you to piss.... I kinda stood there for atleast 5 minutes trying to force myself to piss, but I finally did somehow. I got pee all over my hands while holding the cup.

Rofl, then they had a little compartment door which you open and put the pee sample in, thing is, on the other side it was open and there was this mexican chick just staring through it, like she had been watching me the whole time. I got a kick out of the whole xperience.[/quote:e2efd]
probably was b/c ppl like to cheat on those tests

[quote="Doctor Duffy":705fb]I got pee all over my hands while holding the cup.
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side effect of a babycock

you have to do a drug test to get a job at home depot? i'd tell them to fuck off.

lol was thinking the same thing

why wouldn't they test people? :/

I went to apply there and they have a BIG sign alerting everyone

they dont want a bunch of reefer pot heads driving 2 ton forklifts through the aisles with 150+ customers in the way, i can understand that.

^ Yep, I had to take a drug test to work at office depot

Im all for it. who the fuck wants to work with or have working for some trippedout coke head who forgets to show up to work, or steals shit to sell for his coke habit.

i applied but never checked back up on my app mwah:

oh no, invasion of our privacy!

smoke some doobies.

smoke weed everydayyyyy!