This place sucks
 

I hate you all

Re: Im doomed.
 

hake: spank:

Re: Im doomed.
 

damn it. forgot my /sarcasm tags again. That was me playing off this sort of persona Ive developed here. Seriously, sci-fi plays each episode like 6 times a week, Im good there.

slip her a roofy then put it in her butt

Arent you in college?...and you have never engaged in any sort of thing with a girl?

True

I have. I just suck in non "WHOA!! LOUD DANCE CLUB LETS NOT BOTHER TALKING! LETS JUST DANCE!! HEY, YOUR KINDA CUTE!!" actually having a conversation where I have to engage a girls attention for more than a few seconds.

^ A sound Plan C.

Plan A: Party Hopping
Pros - Relaxed atmosphere with less pressure than a one-on-one evening.
Cons - She could get shitfaced, puke on your shoes and leave with another dude

Plan B: Stay in & Watch a Movie
Pros - It's always nice to chill, watch a flick and cuddle on the couch.
Cons - It's a bit more pressure, since it's just the two of you.

If you just be cool about it and not jam your hands down her pants uninvited, you should be ok.

Tips for either plan:

1. Shower thoroughly. Wash that taint. Put powder on the cojones. Don't overdo it on the cologne.

2. Avoid garlic and onions beforehand and during the date.

3. If you're staying in to watch a movie, make snacks to share, light a few smelly candles.

4. Just be cool about it all. She's just a person.

Good luck. beer:

Was that.... Sound advice on gf1? Zoner, I love you. +1s for lief beer:

Re: Im doomed.
 

I think that line says it all.





why dont you just try to have a good time, forget about getting laid, we all know that wont happen

Hey, anything to get a brother laid (or at least a stinky finger).

So, checklist (you may want to print this out...):

__ Clean taint

__ Powdered ballsack

__ Little cologne

__ No garlic/onions

__ Snacks & smelly candles


Oh, and for the love of Christ pay for everything even if she insists you don't. Say (jokingly) that she can get the bill next time. That indirectly shows that you dig her and would like to see her again.

You can even buy her a flower or two. I know it's old fashioned and cliched, but I'll be fucked if it doesn't work.

Also flog the dolphin

If you worry about it all day and have no confidence in yourself you'll end up having a crappy time and most likely embarrass yourself in the process. Look, obviously this girl likes something about you or she wouldn't go out on a date...so at least have some mild confidence in yourself and a loose plan of what you're doing or you'll end up looking like a git. Remember, your internet friends can't help you with everything on your date.

this is the kind of thread that is passed around the internet or e-mailed as jokes entitled, "Look at this little internet faggot!"

Suprised simo hasn't posted in this yet with the standard responses. eek: