Dumb americans?
 

Well this has to be considered pretty fucking dumb

http://home.attbi.com/~wwwstephen2/arkansas.mpg


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LOL! that's Arkansas for ya.

Some people........ oOo:

Has anyone managed to figure why its spelt "arkansas" but pronouced "arkansaw"? oOo:

haha...... preserving national igloo...oh that was great.

damn imbreds
fucks u up in the head

LOL.....What happened to all the yanks on this forum?? There used to be a heap of em'!

Dumb Americans?!?!? We didn't build are capitol out of ice..

[quote="Low spark":f21ab]Dumb Americans?!?!? We didn't build are capitol out of ice..[/quote:f21ab]

haha...good one.

HEHE! Nice, Low Spark! biggrin:

Hmmmmm......

[img]http://ciri.tripod.ca/Parliament%20Hill%205.JPG[/img] or [img]http://www.alaska.net/~design/scenes/sculpture/igloo.jpg[/img]

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LMAO! biggrin:

hmmm i guess im a stupid yank too cuz i didnt get that at all....i guess they made them for looking foolish for thinking there was a national igloo...which i can see would be slightly humorous if people believed there was one, but that didnt strike me as funny. guess you have to be from canada for that to be hilarious like that laughtrack in the backround. eek:

it could be because we dont give a f**k about Canada. Just keep making beer and we will keep you as our bitch!
mb

and so the flamewar begins.........

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":2ebac]it could be because we dont give a f**k about Canada. Just keep making beer and we will keep you as our bitch!
mb[/quote:2ebac]

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Gerard, that was hilarious, I love that stuff.

And Jaybird, Canadians find that funny because we find that Americans generally believe that we live in igloo's. Some of the less worldly think that it's all tundra and ice up here. Getting a government official to wish us well on perserving our igloo, that just confirms that some arn't aware of their Northern neighbor.

American find it funny that candians generally think that we generally think that they live in igloos. We also find it amusing that canadians think that if we dont live in NYC we are rednecks. Most of their actions confirm that they are mostly unaware of their southern neighbors.

they're not unaware they just pretend to be so the invasion is even more of a surprise

Yes the US invasion wil consist of 1 tank and 2 helipcopters along with 10 men. This is more than enough to totally annihlate the canadian defences. freak:

Come on guys we're nieghbors let try to be nice to each other. Anyway if we were going to invade canada, would be simpler to send a guy with a flame thrower to melt their capitol.

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Come on guys we're nieghbors let try to be nice to each other. Anyway if we were going to invade canada, would be simpler to send a guy with a flame thrower to melt their capitol.[/quote:5349b]

Maybe we could just give them gas space heaters to melt their igloos from the inside out.... :P ;)

Rick Mercer is great.

"Talking to Americas" was a great show. I hope they do another one.

And I don't expect any americans to get or enjoy that. I'm sure If I were american I wouldn't like it either, so I'm not going to be offended by any of the comments you post, because i'd probably do the same.

But if your Canadian, man its funny shit.

You don't have to be Canadian, it is funny.

10) In Chicago: "Congratulations Canada on having running water in all five states."

9) In Washington, D.C.: "Congratulations Canada on your first national railroad."


8) In Washington, D.C.: "Congratulations Canada on 268 consecutive days of snow."


7) At Harvard: "Yes, I believe the seal slaughter should be stopped in Saskatchewan."


6) In Chicago: "Congratulations Canada on making Beaver Balls your national dish."

5) At Mount Rushmore: "Congratulations Canada, our Eskimo neighbours to the South, on your new Mount Mulroneyuk."


4) Governor of Arkansas: "Congratulations Canada on preserving your national igloo."


3) In New York: "Yes, I think Jean Chretien-Pinochet should be charged with crimes against humanity."


2) In New York: "Yes, I think it is time to bomb Gilles Duceppe."


1) Texas Governor George W. Bush: I'm glad to have the support of Prime Minister Jean 'Poutine.'

Now if only someone here would do a 'Talking to Canadians' just to be fair. oOo:

[quote="Pfc.Green":99416]Now if only someone here would do a 'Talking to Canadians' just to be fair. oOo:[/quote:99416]

They tried but the camera crew got stuck in the snow

[quote="Pfc.Green":94cf8]Now if only someone here would do a 'Talking to Canadians' just to be fair. oOo:[/quote:94cf8]\

I think that someone tried to do that. I heard about it on the news, but I don't think anyone watched it. oOo:

Its easy to get people to watch stuff here, espically canadian TV. The CBC plays it and somehow everyone watches. I guess its because we pay for it. eek:

[quote="Low spark":3823c][quote="Pfc.Green":3823c]Now if only someone here would do a 'Talking to Canadians' just to be fair. oOo:[/quote:3823c]

They tried but the camera crew got stuck in the snow[/quote:3823c]

Yeah you guys would be too cold.

Actually, Its snowing right now. I was supposed to be at school this morining. I woke up and looked out the window and there was about 10 CM of snow. Its still snowing. I said nuts to this. I only had one class today anyway. And by the time I would have gotten to school, my class would haev been over. Whenever it snows, the traffic is nuts. Everyone decides to have a car accident while 1 million other people are trying to go somewhere at 5km/h. I probaly would ahev been sitting in my car for 2 hours if I had decided to go. Just not worth it. And the best part is hockey started last night!! Flames play tonight!!!

[quote=ninty9][quote="Low spark":d460e]They tried but the camera crew got stuck in the snow[/quote:d460e]

Yeah you guys would be too cold.

Actually, Its snowing right now. I was supposed to be at school this morining. I woke up and looked out the window and there was about 10 CM of snow. Its still snowing. I said nuts to this. I only had one class today anyway. And by the time I would have gotten to school, my class would haev been over. Whenever it snows, the traffic is nuts. Everyone decides to have a car accident while 1 million other people are trying to go somewhere at 5km/h. I probaly would ahev been sitting in my car for 2 hours if I had decided to go. Just not worth it. And the best part is hockey started last night!! Flames play tonight!!![/quote:d460e]

What the hell you doing on the computer, you should be out patching up your igloo.

Nah, all I have to do Is take off the protective bubble. Then it'll be fine.

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":4b089]it could be because we dont give a f**k about Canada. Just keep making beer and we will keep you as our bitch!
mb[/quote:4b089]

Hey STFU, if it wasn't for Canada I couldn't get my Claritin online without a perscription, which means I'd have to go to the doctor, which means they would find something else "wrong" with me and make me endure a kajillion shots and tests just to funnel money out of me.
But thanks to our friends up North I foiled the evil butchers' plans evil:

AHAHAhA LMAO

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":2e0fe]it could be because we dont give a f**k about Canada. Just keep making beer and we will keep you as our bitch!
mb[/quote:2e0fe]

This man does not represent us....and btw...Chicago: congratulations on beaver balls as a national dish? .....did they ask random people coming out of bars drunk? they probably found a homeless guy on clark and belmont selling streetwise to say that....they will say anything for a dolla. biggrin:

[quote="|ANIMAL| 1SG Jaybird":91c9b][quote="Sgt>Stackem":91c9b]it could be because we dont give a f**k about Canada. Just keep making beer and we will keep you as our bitch!
mb[/quote:91c9b]

This man does not represent us....and btw...Chicago: congratulations on beaver balls as a national dish? .....did they ask random people coming out of bars drunk? they probably found a homeless guy on clark and belmont selling streetwise to say that....they will say anything for a dolla. biggrin:[/quote:91c9b]

Well all of those things are from the actual show that ran about a year and a half ago. They didn't ask any bums any questions, they asked regular people from the area. Although i'm sure some of the responses were made better for TV through incentives.

I just remembered one where Rick was asking an American and said something like "In canada they are thinking of introducing the second state of antartica" or something like that and there was a little boy with the person they were asking the question and he said "wait a minute. Canada has provinces, not states." Funniest thing ever. The kid had to be 5 or 6 and he knew that. Pretty good.

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