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Innoxx 10-14-2002 05:26 AM

Happpy (Canadian) Thanksgiving
 
So, in about 15 or so hours I will be over at my Grandma's stuffing my face with the best food that ever comes out of the kitchen. Here's a little prayer for you religious types:

O Lord my Savior and my Master, I, Thine unprofitable servant, with fear and trembling give thanks unto Thy loving goodness for all Thy benefits which Thou hast poured so abundantly upon me, Thy servant. I fall down in adoration before Thee and offer Thee, O god, my praises; with fervor I cry to Thee: O God,deliver me henceforth from all adversities and mercifully fulfill in me such of my desires as may be expedient for me. Hear me, I entreat Thee, and have mercy, for Thou art the Hope of all the ends of the earth, and unto Thee, with the Father, and the Holy Spirit, be ascribed glory, now and ever, and unto ages of ages. Amen.

kinda...... oppressive eh?

Vance 10-14-2002 06:55 AM

Well said Innoxx....*hands Innoxx a cookie*

10-14-2002 07:04 AM

mmm good old fashion opresive bigotry. YUMMY!
gotta love it! or else you will burn in a firey place where you will be tortured for all eternity.. but god loves you.

well happy thanks giving my fellow canucks!

Sergeant_Scrotum 10-14-2002 09:53 AM

a girl stripping is a bit distracting when trying to read a prayer biggrin:

by the way im canadian, happy thanksgiving.

Pfc.Green 10-14-2002 09:55 AM

What is this Canadian Thanksgiving aboot anyways? eh.

Art Attack 10-14-2002 10:01 AM

HA! I had a vegiterian thanksgiving last night and I didn't like it so I ended up eating a banana and a peanut butter sandwhich! cool:

10-14-2002 10:40 AM

while my family was eating their thanksgiving dinner i was on my laptop. im the family outcast... anyway happy thankgiving

ninty 10-14-2002 12:04 PM

w00t!!

I can almost taste the turkey!

7 hours and turkey will be in my belly.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Sicilian_Summers 10-14-2002 12:42 PM

Happy Thanksgiving to all you Canadians out there. :)

Pyro 10-14-2002 03:08 PM

Is hating every single food that is in a traditional Thanksgiving dinner except Pumpkin Pie a bad thing

I ate tons of carrots, buns and pumpkin pie.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Old Reliable 10-14-2002 03:10 PM

Fuckin weird cuz we just had a Thanksgiving dinner last night.....

MSgt.Sniperwolf 10-14-2002 05:52 PM

Mmmmmm, all this talk about Thanksgiving......I can't wait. Oh yea Happy Thanksgiving to you Canadians! biggrin:

Innoxx 10-14-2002 07:40 PM

Happy Columbus day to you Americans out there, do you guys down south get to miss school?

Innoxx 10-14-2002 07:42 PM

Here's another prayer that most of us won't mind saying in front of the fam.

The Beer Prayer

Our Lager, Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, At home as it is in the pub.

Give us this day, our foamy head, And forgive us for our spillage, As we forgive those who spill on us.

And lead us not into incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager. For ever and ever

BARMEN.

10-14-2002 08:38 PM

hmmm.. dinner at the pantry lol. I dont like turkey too much, i prefer the stuffing :D

Innoxx 10-14-2002 09:31 PM

HOLY FUCK IM FULL! if there were another button in pants to undo I'd feel less bloated.

Mr.X 10-14-2002 09:50 PM

...I'm eating beaver as a Canadian Tribute..!!..... eek:

Pfc.Green 10-14-2002 10:19 PM

really what the hell is Canuckian thanksgiving aboot? eh?

Innoxx 10-14-2002 10:21 PM

Same as an American Thanksgiving, ya big goof!

ninty 10-14-2002 10:31 PM

Just on a different date. Use some common sense.

Low spark 10-14-2002 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
Same as an American Thanksgiving, ya big goof!

Oh yeah same as..... umm wait what America's Thanksgiving about again?

Pyro 10-14-2002 10:39 PM

ok, think southern USA is the fiftes or so when no whites were racist to blacks alot and how whites are the supreme race etc.

thats like Pfcgreen is with america towards Canada...and every other country too.

Pfc.Green 10-14-2002 10:48 PM

Well sorry, I did'nt know Canadian holidays was a class in school. swordfight:

Pyro 10-14-2002 10:49 PM

[quote="Pfc.Green":88a9f]Well sorry, I did'nt know Canadian holidays was a class in school. swordfight:[/quote:88a9f]

Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

Low spark 10-14-2002 10:50 PM

[quote="Pfc.Green":1a0ba]Well sorry, I did'nt know Canadian holidays was a class in school. swordfight:[/quote:1a0ba]
Ignore him Green, he's just egging you on....

ninty 10-14-2002 10:51 PM

Well what do you think we do on Thanksgiving?

Pr0n jihad? Nah, the infedels are not worth it.

The Canadian Thanksgiving is exactly as the american one.

Pfc.Green 10-14-2002 10:52 PM

thats all I needed to know, thats what I thought.

Pyro 10-14-2002 10:55 PM

[quote="Pfc.Green":993a4]thats all I needed to know, thats what I thought.[/quote:993a4]

yep, you are thankful for something while eating food I dislike

and something about pilgrims.

Low spark 10-14-2002 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Well what do you think we do on Thanksgiving?

Pr0n jihad? Nah, the infedels are not worth it.

The Canadian Thanksgiving is exactly as the american one.

Except you don't sit around watching football. and yours is in Oct, ours in Nov.. and you don't have to dress up like the puritans did.

But happy Thanksgiving, I hope you've had a good one and have many more in the future.
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Pyro 10-14-2002 10:57 PM

CFL was on...and also the leaf game was on...so it all works out in the end

ARGOS BEAT TICATS 29-28 PLAYOFFS STILL REACHABLE.

ninty 10-14-2002 10:58 PM

[quote="Low spark":8e5ba]
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Well what do you think we do on Thanksgiving?

Pr0n jihad? Nah, the infedels are not worth it.

The Canadian Thanksgiving is exactly as the american one.

Except you don't sit around watching football. and yours is in Oct, ours in Nov.. and you don't have to dress up like the puritans did.

But happy Thanksgiving, I hope you've had a good one and have many more in the future.
,[/quote:8e5ba]

I watched football today! There were 2 CFL games on today. Edmonton got their asses kicked in good.

And yeah we don't really dress up...

Thank you. It was wonderful. Nice Turkey Dinner. I hope your upcoming Thanksgiving will be delightful as well.

Low spark 10-14-2002 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
CFL was on...and also the leaf game was on...so it all works out in the end

ARGOS BEAT TICATS 29-28 PLAYOFFS STILL REACHABLE.

Cool you do watch football on Thanksgiving! But I bet you still don't dress up like the Puritans. My wife doesn't believe me when I tell her the Puritan women wore French Maid outfits wiht 6 inch heels. But what the heck, I keep trying,

Pyro 10-14-2002 11:02 PM

yes we don't dress up...guess we are different...but not very much different

1080jibber 10-15-2002 01:04 AM

[quote="Art Attack":4351f]HA! I had a vegiterian thanksgiving last night and I didn't like it so I ended up eating a banana and a peanut butter sandwhich! cool:[/quote:4351f]

what the hell is that all about?

please pick one


1.) your gay

2.) you live on your own and you only have peanut butter, and a bananna in your house

3.) your gay

4.) your parents forced you to go vegiterian because your a fat slob that sits in front of the computer playing games all day




nah, im just kidding with ya, are you a vegiterian? and why?



and Happy Thanksgiving to all you canadians

Innoxx 10-15-2002 01:06 AM

EEEWWWWW vegetables! people! we don't slaughter cute and hamrless little animals for nothing! bah! *takes a big bite into a ferret burger*


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