Call that an update 4 fuckin paragraphs????

Theres a serious stench of us getting fucked around here how the hell can we get 4 excellent videos as updates then after that its all shit???

Wait a week for 4 paragraphs whats it gonna be next week, the same paragraphs but with corrected spellings or something??

I say ea gets your thumbs outta your ass stop fucking around and release a damn demo already u probably have it sitting there but can't be arsed uploading it. U want our money then make us impressed with the game with a demo you pack of corperate fuckers.

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there probably too busy wacking off instead of doing some intresting updates that take more than 2 minutes to complete...

I hate this shit every game i get interested in the publishers always tear the ass out of releasing a demo.

If they released a demo it would make us happy and most likely get more people interested in the game which would get them more sales.


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do your damn job 2015

[This message has been edited by arCTic$nip3r (edited August 29, 2001).]

I dont blame 2015 i blame ea. They have the say when a demo is to be made and released. More than likely its ea programmers who code a demo out of existing MOh code and release it.

It annoys me that its probably done and all but theyre dicking us around http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/frown.gif

They NEVER should have released those videos, now everyone is expecting something just like the videos to be released every week! Calm the hell down, this is EA, and I'm surprised they even update the site at all! Not every update is going to be like the videos, and we shouldn't expect it to be. I'm satisfied with this, I learned a LITTLE bit about the enemies I will face in the game. Sure, it could have been better, but at least they did something. Doing something, is above EA standards! Remember, EA has to keep this up until the game is released, if they give us HUGE updates every week, eventually they will run out of stuff to give us, and you guys will get even more pissed then you are now.

Hans i prefer to learn about the enemy ingame as its more of a suprise when they do something unexpected.

Honestly though how hard is it to snap about 20 screenshots, how hard is it to record some footage of the german weapons??

Screenshots would have been ok but that was a fucking joke. It must have taken them all over 2 mins to type up that crap and we wait over a week for it?

Ea needs a kick in the teeth if theyre gonna try to keep people intrested by posting crap like that.

Well, they could at least get their fists out of there asses and give us a SINGLE GODDAMN PICTURE!!!
We haven't seen new pics from EA or 2015 in 4 weeks...This is crap!

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Dude, is one or two fricken pictures too much to ask?

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[This message has been edited by Recycled Spooge (edited August 29, 2001).]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by arCTic$nip3r:
do your damn job 2015

[This message has been edited by arCTic$nip3r (edited August 29, 2001).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i'm sure you mean EA .

but i guess thats how they decided to deal the cards with this game . the main reason why it seams like they are dickin us around is because of the competition and credit them for strategic advertising and overwhelming the fans with the Omaha level the past couple of months and at e3 .

put yourself in their shoes and think about all the other WAR games coming out at the end of this year . what would you do ? i guess i would hold back for a bit and release some goodies every week like they are doing . but what they released this week , I dont consider goodies .

now , think about another thing , if there wasnt that much of a competition , meaning that not a lot of similiar games would be coming out at the same time as yours then i'd go ahead and release the demo really early . for example , AvsP2 .

if you KNEw that what you'd have in your hands (as a publisher) a very good development team and you trusted and knew that what they are working on will no doubt kill the competition then i guess i'd be a little inconsistent with my releasing goodies . but who knows , i certainly dont http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Polaris (edited August 29, 2001).]

I'm just happy that EA did ANYTHING! This is above EA's normal standards, EA updating a page is not a common occurrence! Yes, I agree it could have been better, but I'm still surprised they're doing anything at all. If they were acting like they usually do, we wouldn't have even got those movies.

If you want to learn about the enemy in-game, then don't read the update, problem solved.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>If you want to learn about the enemy in-game, then don't read the update, problem solved<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It was never a problem to begin with. Im pissed at the fact that we wait over a week for 4 pharagraphs. And lots of other people are pissed off about it. Waiting on wednesday night about a month ago actually had some meaning with the omaha videos now it seems that ea are having a laugh at us lamo's expense, seing how many hits they get for 4 paragraphs http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/mad.gif

I'll tell ya what i do know:

They could A: Be doing a lot better things
B: Treat us a small bit better...

It's a nice attempt to mask the crap this is Polaris, but it don't work, sorry.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hans:
I'm just happy that EA did ANYTHING! This is above EA's normal standards, EA updating a page is not a common occurrence! Yes, I agree it could have been better, but I'm still surprised they're doing anything at all. If they were acting like they usually do, we wouldn't have even got those movies.

If you want to learn about the enemy in-game, then don't read the update, problem solved.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm sorry but you telling me that EA usually doesn't update their sites didn't make me feel any better. I still think they are gaping anuses for making such a shitty update. I spend many hours devoted to this MOH community and all I get is this crap. H4W H4W H4W H4W!



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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gerard:
It was never a problem to begin with. Im pissed at the fact that we wait over a week for 4 pharagraphs. And lots of other people are pissed off about it. Waiting on wednesday night about a month ago actually had some meaning with the omaha videos now it seems that ea are having a laugh at us lamo's expense, seing how many hits they get for 4 paragraphs<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You should have gotten the idea that EA wasn't releasing anything good right now, a couple weeks ago. If they didn't release anything good 2 weeks ago, and they didn't release anything good last week, why would they release anything good this week? I stopped getting hyped up 2 weeks ago when this crap started. Don't expect anything great, and you aren't disappointed. It's good idea to get into this practice when dealing with EA.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Recycled Spooge:
I'm sorry but you telling me that EA usually doesn't update their sites didn't make me feel any better. I still think they are gaping anuses for making such a shitty update. I spend many hours devoted to this MOH community and all I get is this crap. H4W H4W H4W H4W!

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That's the whole point - we already know that EA is a bunch of "gaping anuses" (any other vulgar word will also work here). So why are we expecting anything better of them? You should be expecting the work of "gaping anuses", then you won't be disappointed.



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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albow0001:
I'll tell ya what i do know:


It's a nice attempt to mask the crap this is Polaris, but it don't work, sorry.

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worth a try .


let the anarchy begin then !!! http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/frown.gif

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Look even the monkey agrees http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Thats the best thing ive seen gerard ROFL http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif Ea release the damn demo plz i beg you!!!!

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Ya, that was the shittiest excuse for an update. I could write that shit in less than fuckin' five minutes. Damn I wish I was a serial killer right about now....

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ok wow, umm, ea, that was like a half assed deal, i coulda whipped that up in five minutes too ya know

for being a big ass company i think they coulda pulled something better than this easily. whats up EA? give the public what it wants!

calm down guys calm down

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by intrestedviewer:
for being a big ass company i think they coulda pulled something better than this easily. whats up EA? give the public what it wants! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Half-assed company = Half-assed update. Why are you people expecting more? It's EA, rarely does anything good come from them. Those movies were like a blessing from god, EA won't be bringing us anything of that quality for a while, so don't expect them to.

Ummm, i think this has already been responded to, ie.
They could've given us anything that remotely helped!!!
Pictures of the game. 1 goddamn picture is not much to ask. A GODDAMN PICTURE OF THE OFFICE EVEN. That took NO effort. They didn't even write that, i've seen it before. The officers stuffs were pics taken from way back as well...
A picture of ingame, anything. Not this monstrosity of trash. This is far below EA's level of crap. This is something i would expect from Reece's Pieces school of gaming. A SINGULAR PICTURE!!!
We won't get a single picture for 7 straight weeks. I swear to god, EA, you really know how to fit your head up your own ass.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albow0001:
Ummm, i think this has already been responded to, ie.
They could've given us anything that remotely helped!!!
Pictures of the game. 1 goddamn picture is not much to ask. A GODDAMN PICTURE OF THE OFFICE EVEN. That took NO effort. They didn't even write that, i've seen it before. The officers stuffs were pics taken from way back as well...
A picture of ingame, anything. Not this monstrosity of trash. This is far below EA's level of crap. This is something i would expect from Reece's Pieces school of gaming. A SINGULAR PICTURE!!!
We won't get a single picture for 7 straight weeks. I swear to god, EA, you really know how to fit your head up your own ass.

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You can't go below EA's level of crap, it's bottomless http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/wink.gif. Something that "remotely helped"? From EA? LMAO! EA doesn't care if we don't like there update, they probably got Joe, the over-worked, under-payed janitor to wright it up on his lunch break. I think it's amazing that they still update the page!

they should at least put a nude pic of dale dye there, even that would satisfy me..

Arrrg!!! Ewwww....

Guy, have you seen Dale Dye at all...He couldn't satisfy a chicken anymore...
Oh, shit, he prolly heard that...Sorry Captain. Hey, do you know a good place to get a live chicken anymore?

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Okay... here's my theory. They might just be fucking with us. Giving us crap that will make you guys all pissed, I personally didn't care, for a number of weeks then topping it off with the demo. It's just like all the crap you have to do before you can get a broad into bed, save for sluts, buying flowers and all that crap. If there are any broads that read this, I don't know any way of trying to explain it to you because, unless you're monstrously ugly, most guys will jump into bed at the letting go of a hat, we won't wait for you to drop it. ANYWAY, that's one possibility, the other is that they fucked up with the updates. They used their good shit first and are left with piddling crap. Either way... no big deal. Don't get so excited over it, it's just the web sight, not the game.

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WOW! I just watched the making of Band of Brothers on HBO and I feel much better. I even downloaded a pretty cool song.

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[This message has been edited by Recycled Spooge (edited August 29, 2001).]

yikes, i wont even ask on that, come on though, considering that im gonna dish out 50 bucks on the game they should at least make the websight be updated with good stuff. Damn janiter, do better next time or ill have lil kids barf on the clean floors next week. http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

Yeah well, this blows. Von P's "fact of the day" series are much better reads if you ask me http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

And I somehow agree with Hans, EA updating their web site *gasp* regularly to pimp a game, it HAS to be a frickin' promising game.

Well, 3 more updates like this to go my fellow aa fans http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/frown.gif

I THINK IT IT IS TIME TO START A REBELLION...MwaaaaaHaHaHaaHaaHaaaaa. WHO WILL FOLLOW ME?
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Will do. I'll check my friend's tackling box.

Wait, noone knows that story.
When i was back in grade 8 (ahh, the days), i went on this whole retreat thing with all the grade eights in the school. It was a three day thing, at a lake, up in shithole valley (the entire upper part of Ontario http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/biggrin.gif).
So, some people brought fishing gear and stuff, to keep busy.
Well, i played basketball alot during that time, and one of my friends was practising casting OUT ON THE GODDAMN ROAD. God knows why this was.
Well, i went up to him, said "Wanna play some basketball?" and he went "Sure, lemme take the line apart and put it away. Well, i started walking off, i'd meet him on the court. As i was walking away, a friend showed im quick another way to do a cast.
I turned around to ask him if i should wait or not, and BOOM. He hit me in the eye with the fishing hook. He'd decided he was going to give that new cast a try.
And so, low and behold, here i am with a fishing hook thruogh my eyelid and eyebrow (a goddamn miracle). I was screaming at the stupid fuck like there was no tommorrow. Don't get me wrong, it didn't hurt much, though i could've lost an eye. I was just screaming "What sort of a stupid fuck practises casting on the road?"
Well, i finally get it out to find that all my swearing and cursing was to the huge circle of teachers and camp counsellors who had gathered around me....Jesus H McChrist...
Needless to say, i beat the living shit out of him later.

Anyways, nostalgia aside, yeah, i like using fishing hooks as a threat.

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ROTFLMAO, That is the funniest damn thing i've heard all week! lol lol lol lol.

Yea you get use to funny shit from albow hes the funnyest freking person on the boards! http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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I dunno, whenever i see a topic that has ballisticwookie posting, right followed by Recycled spooge, i get a good laugh...

There's a fine line between funny and insanity. And somewhere, JJUUUUSSSTTT after that line, is where the funny stuff comes from.
Plus, i like to tell that story because that night i went and got a nice pity lay in the girls cabin. See, for some god awful reason, they put me and a bunch of other trouble makers on the hill right above the girls cabins, seperated from everyone else's cabins, right near the girls cabins.
So, that night, we were gonna sneak out and get a nice piece, and it happened to be the day i got hit in the eye. Well, all else went according to plan: The laxative in coffee trick works quite well, We got past the only patrolling teacher (who barely patrolled anyways) and right down the hill.
It was hilarious...we all put on shoe polish like a commando raid, snuck down the hill, got to the cabins...it was great.
Only real problem that arose was that my girl, Tina, was a bit of a screamer, and couldn't hold herself back afteer a few minutes...
The rest isn't for unpriviledged ears, though trust me it is funny...I'll tell my closer pals, come get me on the chatroom.

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