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Vance 10-28-2002 05:50 AM
LMAO oh God that is funny......

Sotilas Jane 10-28-2002 06:03 AM
That is great biggrin:

Those skating baggy-pant bastards seem to plaque every mall and shopping center there is.

Job well done, Gerard. angel: angel: angel:

SoLiDUS 10-28-2002 06:10 AM
He deserved it... so good job, dawg! biggrin:

10-28-2002 06:27 AM
Semper Fi Gerard, Carry On!
OOORAH

10-28-2002 06:31 AM
sounds like an owned pic waiting to happen

10-28-2002 06:40 AM
HAHAHAHA!!!! Good one there gerard. Always up to something new.
I hate those fuckin american wannabes who have long pants and go around on skateboards.

=[DOA]=VonMeyer 10-28-2002 07:00 AM
Re: God damn skateboarding retards
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerard
Where the fuck these morons come from i dunno, was in the town earlier and this is what happened.


Was walking through the shopping centre when i notice a stereotypical skateboarded who think he's american for some deluded reason. hair flopping down to his ears, weird baggy looking pants, oh yeah, and a cap on backwards [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img].

Anyway im walking towards a store and this fucking moron comes flying across the centre and ends up slamming straight into me which knocks me on my ass. He gets up and just walks away with me still sitting on the floor fuming.

I decide to just go into the store and buy what i was down for. When i come out of the store him and 2 of his friends are sitting beside the fountain staring over.

Im walking past and he shouts out something i couldn't cath. I turn round and ask him what he said. He then says, hey "dawg" you got a problem with me and my crew. At this point im like eek: , by the term "crew" he's referring to 2 under 5 foot dieing looking fuckers who would look at home in an ethopian aid advert.

I tell him to fuck off and he starts his little line in "american speak". "Chill dude" otherwise me and my "crew" will fuck you up.

Me: eek:

By now im literally shaking with rage, hes there standing on his little skateboard talkin shit with 2 ethopians in tow. So before he can do anything i shove him onto his ass off the skateboard, grab the skateboard and run outside with it. Said skateboard then gets lobbed into the path of an oncoming bus, crunch. No more skateboard. I then leg it to a taxi laughing like a loon the whole way with 2 morons on their skateboards in hot pursuit.

Needless to say they didn't catch me.

Gerard 1
Fagboarders 0


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I would of went to my truck and pulled out my 12 gauage and watch them as they pissed there pants.

10-28-2002 07:01 AM
Von you shotgun whore!!!!

I'd pull out a .44 Magnum and do my best Dirty Harry voice biggrin:

Bane 10-28-2002 07:16 AM
American wannabes? eek:

I'm American and I also despise the "thugs/punks". I would have done the same thing, Gerard, except maybe smack him upside the head with his board before flinging it into traffic.

Oh, and don't forget to tell them to pull their pants up. They love that.

Zoner 10-28-2002 07:36 AM
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/skateowned.jpg[/img]

Bleed_4_Me 10-28-2002 08:11 AM
What's a "loon"? oOo:

RandomSkater 10-28-2002 08:12 AM
i hope you dont think all skaters are like that from that one experience. i hate it so much when some skaters are asses then everyone thinks just cus you skate your an ass. i probably woulda done the same thing. nice owned pic BTW.

pest 10-28-2002 08:13 AM
[quote="Bleed_4_Me":7857a]What's a "loon"? oOo:[/quote:7857a]

Its a large black waterfowl with white spots and a distinctive call.

Pfc.Green 10-28-2002 08:42 AM
I have never figured out why skaters, wear clothes that look like they just pulled them out of a dumpster behind a 'Big&Tall Store' with stains and crap all over'em and have 50 gallons of grease in their hair, and then proceed to think they are cool oOo: . And then there is the fact that a skateboard is not a very good mode of transportation, you come to a big ass hill, what are you gonna do skate up it eek: ? Skaters are just idiots with nothing better to do than ride about on planks of wood with wheels, and act like dumb ass punks.

10-28-2002 08:50 AM
[quote="Pfc.Green":c7335]I have never figured out why skaters, wear clothes that look like they just pulled them out of a dumpster behind a 'Big&Tall Store' with stains and crap all over'em and have 50 gallons of grease in their hair, and then proceed to think they are cool oOo: . And then there is the fact that a skateboard is not a very good mode of transportation, you come to a big ass hill, what are you gonna do skate up it eek: ? Skaters are just idiots with nothing better to do than ride about on planks of wood with wheels, and act like dumb ass punks.[/quote:c7335]

it's even worse when they wear camo pants hanging half off their ass, what a disgrace.

Magnum 10-28-2002 09:03 AM
Re: God damn skateboarding retards
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerard
Gerard 1
Fagboarders 0
Ha! That's some funny stuff right there. Good work.

ninty 10-28-2002 09:33 AM
Funny stuff Gerard.

Doubt if I could get away with something like that here though.

Kids tell police...City wide man hunt starts...My parents see my picture on TV and turn me in...I get fined 5 Dollars for some reason or another. oOo:

=BA-MF=LoneGunner65=2nd=c 10-28-2002 09:35 AM
Skate boarders i dont even understand them.

10-28-2002 09:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ninty9
Funny stuff Gerard.

Doubt if I could get away with something like that here though.

Kids tell police...City wide man hunt starts...My parents see my picture on TV and turn me in...I get fined 5 Dollars for some reason or another. oOo:
I could always get a black or hispanic friend to beat up the skater, since it is "racism" for cops to arrest minorities nowadays.

ninty 10-28-2002 09:44 AM
[quote="Sgt Stryker":7eb24]
Quote:
Originally Posted by ninty9
Funny stuff Gerard.

Doubt if I could get away with something like that here though.

Kids tell police...City wide man hunt starts...My parents see my picture on TV and turn me in...I get fined 5 Dollars for some reason or another. oOo:
I could always get a black or hispanic friend to beat up the skater, since it is "racism" for cops to arrest minorities nowadays.[/quote:7eb24]

Haha. Isn't racism great?

Totenkopf 10-28-2002 11:02 AM
"American wannabees"? hake:

Sotilas Jane 10-28-2002 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Totenkopf
"American wannabees"? hake:
That is just wide-spread metaphor here in Europe. eek:

10-28-2002 11:21 AM
[quote="Sotilas Jane":cca78]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Totenkopf
"American wannabees"? hake:
That is just wide-spread metaphor here in Europe. eek:[/quote:cca78]

the funny thing is that they chose to emulate the parts of American society which are not mainstream, in fact are disliked and even hated by mainstream society.

geRV 10-28-2002 11:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Totenkopf
"American wannabees"? hake:
Yes as in using the words "dude" "dawg" shit like that. People oveer here never say those kind of words.

pest 10-28-2002 11:24 AM
[quote="Sotilas Jane":aa8b3]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Totenkopf
"American wannabees"? hake:
That is just wide-spread metaphor here in Europe. eek:[/quote:aa8b3]

Must be kind-of similar to how we use the term Euro-trash here.

oOo:

Totenkopf 10-28-2002 11:25 AM
I think I am still drunk from last night. ed:

Sotilas Jane 10-28-2002 11:51 AM
[quote="Sgt Stryker":b91c2]the funny thing is that they chose to emulate the parts of American society which are not mainstream, in fact are disliked and even hated by mainstream society.[/quote:b91c2]

Well, it's still based on the fact that the skater stereotype came from States, and not from Europe. So I guess the metaphor is quite fitting, no?

Sgt>Stackem 10-28-2002 11:58 AM
I was gonna ask about the anti-American sayings too. WTF? but the Euro-trash analagy summed it up nicely. I like what you did, his bros/homies/buds/dawgs sound like pieces of sh*t and you handled the situation very well. Next time pick up one of the etheopians and beat the others with him.
mb

10-28-2002 01:13 PM
funny how fads are. skating died in my state years ago. like 5 years ago. now it hit ireland 10 more years it will be in africa. ten more middle east. people who dress like that now we call ravers. they never showers stupid baggy pants. most of them on crank. you can smell them 20 feet away. and they all seem to love colorado. and techno music.

mr.miyagi 10-28-2002 01:16 PM
GERARD, YOU ARE THE FUCKIN MAN!!
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/Boobs---2.gif[/img]
biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: happy: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

Totenkopf 10-28-2002 01:40 PM
Those are large breasts. ed:

=[DOA]=VonMeyer 10-28-2002 01:51 PM
[quote="Sgt Stryker":c848b]Von you shotgun whore!!!!

I'd pull out a .44 Magnum and do my best Dirty Harry voice biggrin:[/quote:c848b]



I would of pulled out my 357 but id hate to see the mess i would leave on the street

=[DOA]=VonMeyer 10-28-2002 01:53 PM
[quote="mr.miyagi":d64bf]GERARD, YOU ARE THE FUCKIN MAN!!
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/Boobs---2.gif[/img]
biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: happy: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:[/quote:d64bf]


Miyagi can you make a few more of those?

Milla 10-28-2002 01:57 PM
ROFL! GERARD! I WANT TO HEAR A MICK TALK AMERICAN EBONICS!! biggrin:

Akuma 10-28-2002 01:57 PM
[quote="mr.miyagi":dd08e]GERARD, YOU ARE THE FUCKIN MAN!!
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/Boobs---2.gif[/img]
biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: happy: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:[/quote:dd08e]

Hentai kicks ass.

Airborne Butters 10-28-2002 05:31 PM
LOL, good stuff Gerard. I used to inline shit, and Woodpushers used to give us a ton of shit, so I fought one! I kicked him in my nuts, but this was after he swung his board at me. The best is hacksack kids! Oh man, that is some shit! Some kid tried shit wit me cause I yelled "O what the fuck, couldn't make it on the soccer team hacky fag!" So he came up to me expecting me not to anything so I slugged him in his face. Kinda wierd, I don't fight or anything just hit him before he hit me.

10-28-2002 05:32 PM
i feel so unloved now. but im not like those other kids that skate

10-28-2002 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Totenkopf
Those are large breasts. ed:
exactlly what i was thinking ed:

Arkan 10-28-2002 05:59 PM
Good job but two things....
1. You could've left out the "American" part. Only niggers and wiggers talk like that in the States. The rest of us are human.
2. You should've said nothing to those guys.....not a single word. Then you should've punched the living shit outta the leader then watched his lil' cronies shit their pants. Thats what i would've done. I do all my beatings in silence.....psychologically fucks them up!!

Now, don't think all skaters are pussies either. Look at what happened to these 4 guys who thought that about 1 skater.
http://download.consumptionjunction.com ... _11384.wmv

Miscguy 10-28-2002 06:03 PM
He kicked there ass and there still talking shit in the end... What a fag. I would have kicked him after i tossed him on the ground. Or just fire2:


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