HOW WAS YOUR DAY HONEY!
 

You know what, I've been having some shit days lately that makes getting home to a bottle of Rum SOOOO far off - So I feel like telling you sad sacks of shit about it. Every day. So. Every day I have a fucked up day, you're gonna hear about it. Feel free to post your own shit as well.

October 30th -

Today wasn't so bad, except for the fact that ONCE AGAIN the fucking bus is late, and actually manages to make up some time, but the driver cant be bothered to call ahead to the #38 I need to catch to get to work to tell him to wait all of 10 seconds. Not suprising since shed rather talk on the phone to her fucking kids. This doesn't take into account 4 ghetto black kids sitting on the bus where I sit who EVERY DAY recit Forest Gump like it's still funny, and who are loud to be loud. Of course anyone who tells them to shut up is an idiot. The work day wasn't so bad. Ive found the bus situation to be a running source of my pain. Anyway, riding home, bus late. Of course. Get downtown. Other bus late. Decide to take the LIGHT RAIL. Get off light rail. Bus I need to take. Late. It shows up and actually decides to WAIT for the next LIGHT RAIL to come, never mind he's late, and its 10 minutes past his time to leave. Finally home, but rest assured tomorrow will be the same and the day after and the day after. Dusting off that drivers liscense is looking more and more tantilizing.

i have some of the same problems as you do. those problems and the fact that i am inherintly lazy, i am a liar, and a jerk in general. i also beleive its a sin to commit suicide, so my life sucks.

sounds shitty special ed.

heres my exciting day

wake up at 7 which is earlier than usual for me, i have a dentist appointment at 830 to fixed my chipped tooth. so i get ready go, and by then im asleep in the chair off and on... i dont remember what happened there. all i know is they did a shit job fixing my tooth. so i go home,m head up to school. i come in late for 1st period. go to 2nd period nothing unusual. go to lunch, and by then im kinda depressed cause of the kdis at my school and stuff that recently happened. so i feel good by doing a big of illegal substances at lunch. i go to 3rd and 4th period classes. i go home, and meet up with my friend. we go, get high (alittle too high) and go to the skatepark to skateboard. yes im a burn out skatbeoarder, a favourite i can see among these forums. so i skate, and we leave go to the skatbeoard shop to see friends, and i see this old girlfriend and i guess the spark reappared. i went home, all burnt out, played mohaa. made an ass of myself in the tnp server. now im talking to the exgriflreind. this day was pretty unusual since i actually did something active, and actually talked to someone other than my 2 friends

[quote:47900]so i feel good by doing a big of illegal substances at lunch. i go to 3rd and 4th period classes. i go home, and meet up with my friend. we go, get high (alittle too high) and go to the skatepark to skateboard.[/quote:47900]

You are a sad person, you shall be a crackwhore too.... evil:

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

hey...... today was my b-day :)

Happy birthday, tripper will give you a lap dance

And we all established that Shaggy smokes excessivley correct? biggrin:

Hmm... lets see... Woke up, got a little action from the wife, kissed the kid goodbye, drove my new truck to work, worked maybe 1 1/2 hours of the 8 I was there, boss still thinks I am the best, came home, had a nice crown and coke or 5, decided I was too buzzed to play MOH, watched a little hacked satelite, played with my kid (best part of the day), kissed him goodnight, looked at the forums once or twice, yeah....today sucked...maybe tomorrow will be better. Hate me if you want, its ok, I dont mind.

I love you pest cool:

Pest, you my bitch-whore. evil:

[quote:258b3]got a little action from the wife[/quote:258b3]

The SINGLE worst time to EVER have sex/oral/fingering - you name it. I dont care who you are. When you wake up your breath stinks, body stinks, pussy is warm and not in the good fresh way. I'm sorry but I wont even kiss my GF unless she's brushed her teeth.

thanks miller,

by the way, you have a 10th MD soldier in your sig, where did you get that picture?

10th Moutain Division is stationed at Fort Drum, NY - I go there everyday :)

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":a72e4][quote:a72e4]got a little action from the wife[/quote:a72e4]

The SINGLE worst time to EVER have sex/oral/fingering - you name it. I dont care who you are. When you wake up your breath stinks, body stinks, pussy is warm and not in the good fresh way. I'm sorry but I wont even kiss my GF unless she's brushed her teeth.[/quote:a72e4]

hey, it can be done. i fingered this one chick after she played a soccer game... it was interesting, indeed.

Right here zap http://cockatoo.tripod.ca/ghan-iraq_2002/

along with a background i made

[img]http://www.boomspeed.com/chris1stid/specops.jpg[/img]

Excercise is TOTTALY fine. But during sleep bacteria forms in A TON of places, and it gives your body that FUNK smell. This is NOT the same as sweat.

Trust me when some of you (God willing - cause Lord knows some of you pent up folks [Green, Law, Von Meyer, the late Sh3ll-Shock] need it) get to that point, you will know 100% what I am talking about.

wake up

sleep first period

sleep second period

physics test

lunch

sleep through Hamlet readining in english

home

go over to Shanes and play some music there (he has a band and they store all the equipment in his house)

Play THPS 3, get whooped

come home, play vice city

eat

come on computer

hey i just realized im a huge disappointment

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY HONEY!
 

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":ae43e]blah, blah, blah, blah.........[/quote:ae43e]

*v-4-1* "Is that all you got?"

*v-4-5* "Come back when you've had some target practice!"

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY HONEY!
 

[quote=pest]*v-4-1* "Is that all you got?"

*v-4-5* "Come back when you've had some target practice!"[/quote:090e1]

Dont be mad at me cause you like your pussy to have more FUNK than James Brown.

Some peolpe take showers in the morning. Big talk from someone that pissed himself.

[quote:d767a]Some peolpe take showers in the morning. Big talk from someone that pissed himself.[/quote:d767a]

Some. Just not your wife. Gotcha.

And it's not like I had some hooker lick my leg after me willy went all wild.

Although...

Hell better to be the giver of funk than the receiver. You my friend, are a PURE FUNK lover.

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY HONEY!
 

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":88cc1][quote=pest]*v-4-1* "Is that all you got?"

*v-4-5* "Come back when you've had some target practice!"[/quote:88cc1]

Dont be mad at me cause you like your pussy to have more FUNK than James Brown.[/quote:88cc1]

haha thats the funniest thing ive heard in a long time

The things we learn from you Ed, we are truley grateful.

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":9aed3]

Hell better to be the giver of funk than the receiver. [/quote:9aed3]

Thats true. Personally, I like to spit in frozen dinners, reseal them and put them in the work fridge. ed:

Hmm, lemme sum up what i did yesterday. Got up for work, took a shower then drove the 15 minutes in with no traffic. Had something to eat once i got there. read the paper, went downstairs to the gym during lunch, then came back and actually ate lunch. Read some more of the paper and talked to a few co-workers till it was time to leave. Left at 3:00 and was in my front door by 3:15. Went to therapy for my ankle (injured it on the job.....go figure!!) and was home by 5:00 just in time for dinner. Played with the kid after dinner racing slot cars until around 8:00. Kissed the kid goodnight, went on the computer till 9:00, took a shower, watched "Gone in 60 Seconds" on DVD and "played" with the wife 'til we fell asleep.

Man, i live a boring life!! wink:

OK, this was what yesterday was like for me....
10:00am woke up
10:02am phoned in sick
10:00am watched some TV (price is right owns!)
11:00am ate some lunch
11:15am sat on toilet and prepared for deployment
11:16am deployed, successfully
11:45am still in bathroom reading an article on how to cook dinner on your engine.
12:01pm coughed up my left lung
1:00pm stripped naked and played vice city
2:45pm coughed up my right kidney
3:58pm sold my kidney on ebay for $4,678
4:20pm well..... do i need to explain?
5:00pm fell asleep on the couch covered with cheetos
11:00pm woke up, scratched my kischkas.
11:05pm browsed these forums
2:45am dozed off, dreaming about spending my kidney money.

the precedeing text is not to be taken seriously.

YESS!!!!!!!!!!

BOSS GONE TODAY!!!!!

FREE DAY!!!!!!!

ROCK OUT!!!!!!

here's my last Thursday:

I woke up at 0-dark-thirty, proceeded to the university at 0730 (otherwise you can't park)
First class at 0830
followed by damn early breakfast so I could make a boring ass Calc 3 lecture at 1130. Followed by a 5 hour Chemical Analysis lab, and then a Calc 3 exam at 1930.

overall a crappy day (but at least I aced Calc3 biggrin: )

[quote:7b52c]Trust me when some of you (God willing - cause Lord knows some of you pent up folks [Green, Law, Von Meyer, the late Sh3ll-Shock] need it) get to that point, you will know 100% what I am talking about.
[/quote:7b52c] lmao i have kids and many girlfriends. i get laid more than you i garantee. buy a car you loser. maybe you could take a chick out on a date.
but try not to shit yourself on it.

[quote:28056]lmao i have kids and many girlfriends. i get laid more than you i garantee. buy a car you loser. maybe you could take a chick out on a date.
but try not to shit yourself on it.[/quote:28056]

I believe this 100%. No, I seriously do. Cause remember, AUNTIE is a former hooker and you know hookers have to be GORGEOUS for short, bald, middle aged white men to spend money to sleep with them. I mean, they're not JUST looking to get their dick sucked or jerked, they want to PERSONALLY sleep with that SPECIFIC person. Du'H.

So. Law comes from WHORE genes, and this is why I believe he has a ton of kids, and ever more babies mommas.

[quote:892d5]I believe this 100%. No, I seriously do. Cause remember, AUNTIE is a former hooker and you know hookers have to be GORGEOUS for short, bald, middle aged white men to spend money to sleep with them. I mean, they're not JUST looking to get their dick sucked or jerked, they want to PERSONALLY sleep with that SPECIFIC person. Du'H[/quote:892d5]
well she prefered black men, she lived in sacramento. two thing you have in common.
dont hate us becouse we not a pedaphile like you ed. i remember you said you like to rape white BOYS. you talk out your ass a lot. i bet you never had morning sex with a girl. you are good at twisting words around to fit your post. who ever said hookers had to be gorgeus.not me pal. and you saying all johns are short bald white men. a black man never got a hooker. lmao you are a moron.

things we know about you.
#1 pedaphile
#2 pisses self at work
#3 rides bus to work and bithes about other rider like he is better than them.
#4 if he has a girl friend she stinks so bad in morning even ed the ass raper wont touch her.
#5 sucks at mohaa i owned him. he started calling me a camper. but ever one else in room said what i was doing was smart. ed left. of course

[quote:f0358]#1 pedaphile[/quote:f0358]

Sadly I cant find this word in the dictionary so I dont know if I should be elated or offended.

[quote:f0358]#2 pisses self at work[/quote:f0358]

Hell yea. Shit was fucked up.

[quote:f0358]#3 rides bus to work and bithes about other rider like he is better than them.[/quote:f0358]

Yea you're right, why save money on gas and parking when I can just hop in that sonuvabitch, be stuck in traffic to and from work, search for parking and waste gas.

::slapshead:: By god! - Light has come to my world.

[quote:f0358]#4 if he has a girl friend she stinks so bad in morning even ed the ass raper wont touch her.[/quote:f0358]

Again, you're right. Cleanliness ISN'T important really. Fuck it.

No wait...contrary to what your stunted brain cells tell you from what Hollywood feeds you, people DO NOT wake up with brushed teeth, and clean smelling bodies. Actually go to class you stupid illiterate fuck.

[quote:f0358]#5 sucks at mohaa i owned him. he started calling me a camper. but ever one else in room said what i was doing was smart. ed left. of course[/quote:f0358]

Ahem. You camped in the house in Remagen. Got off some kills, but then the rest of us just stopped going through the house.

And "doesnt have map" is hardly the same as "left". But hey, keep hope alive twinkle toes.

whoops its pedofile. sorry you moronic ass didnt know what i was talking about.
um i said your girl friend is the pig. did i ever say people wake up clean,brushed teeth ext. no i didnt do you read shit thats not there. i said even you wont touch your girl friend she such a pig. some people stink more its a fact. your girl friend just one of them people.

you like to ride the bus to save money. good for you. i prefer my car. sleep later,listen to music on way to work. dont have to wait around for a bus. dont have to deal with idiots like you on the bus. these are good reasons to drive.

you post here but dont have maps ok we all buy that. can we say owned.

so once agian i shoot you down to reality. you seem to be fighting a losing battle ed.

i will leave some words miss speeled so you have some come back. after all im a nice guy. are you can make up shit i didnt say. knowing you. you will do both.

[quote:37f60]whoops its pedofile. sorry you moronic ass didnt know what i was talking about.[/quote:37f60]

No I dont. Cause you cant spell or use correct grammar for shit. Surely you see this? Do you talk like this in reality. Do you ask a the guy at McDonald for fries, and instead get a finger shoved in your ass -

"Oh - excuse my anal intrusion sir, I thought you said something else" -

[quote:37f60]um i said your girl friend is the pig.[/quote:37f60]

No you said this...

[quote:37f60]#4 if he has a girl friend she stinks so bad in morning even ed the ass raper wont touch her.[/quote:37f60]

See. Nothing in there are being a 'pig' - which in and of itself can mean two different things relating to physical beauty, cleanliness - hell even slovenliness. But hey, again with the LAWYER speak of yours. You feisty cats.

[quote:37f60] did i ever say people wake up clean,brushed teeth ext.[/quote:37f60]

No. But then against THATS what the fucking topic is about. Unfortunately since your'e so fucking coked out on stupidity, you saw my words as a twisted mess of tangible sentences, and was completely mind-fucked by its coherence. Thusly, you made your own shit up. I suspect very soon you'll do another MASS EDIT of your post much in the same way you oh so subtlely and cleverly covered your tracks last time.

[quote:37f60] no i didnt do you read shit thats not there. i said even you wont touch your girl friend she such a pig. some people stink more its a fact. your girl friend just one of them people.[/quote:37f60]

Ok. See there you again. FIRST, you're talking about physical beauty (I'm assuming, cause I was talking about cleanliness and you've already displayed how you fail to realize that that is NOT what I'm talking about and...ah fuck it....), and then you segue on in to cleanliness. Which is it Mr Law. Are you going both ways AGAIN?

[quote:37f60]you like to ride the bus to save money. good for you. i prefer my car. sleep later,listen to music on way to work. dont have to wait around for a bus. dont have to deal with idiots like you on the bus. these are good reasons to drive.[/quote:37f60]

You're right again. Lemme go and grab my car and spend tons on gas so I can listen to an album on the way to work, since I know it'll sound better than at home on my stereo, and I know I cant listen to it at work. Totally correct. Good damn am I getting hot by this boys logic or what.

[quote:37f60]you post here but dont have maps ok we all buy that. can we say owned.[/quote:37f60]

What the fuck does my posting here have ANYTHING to do with even venturing to this websites homepage. I havent been to the homepage in MONTHS cause none of it interests me. But then, thats another logic barrier you refuse to hop over.

[quote:37f60]so once agian i shoot you down to reality. you seem to be fighting a losing battle ed.[/quote:37f60]

You're right. The Battle To Pump Some Fucking Brains Into Law.

a pig is a filthy person not a ugly one. hence your whole rebuttle was stupid again. i never said any thing about looks. and for your info i see fox use the word pedaphile. so there must be more than one spelling.

and it is the white mans lang. not yours so how ever we want to spell it we will. white your right black you dont know jack. thats a joke you idiot.

[quote:a1877]if he has a girl friend she stinks so bad in morning even ed the ass raper wont touch her[/quote:a1877] hence shes a pig get it.




[quote:a1877]you saw my words as a twisted mess of tangible sentences, and was completely mind-fucked by its coherence.[/quote:a1877] no you minf fucked your self with pointless ramblings.

you think you so much better than people but your a fucking moron.



[quote:a1877]Ok. See there you again. FIRST, you're talking about physical beauty[/quote:a1877] where in the fuck did i mention physical beauty. well in less you find pigs to have beauty. a pig is a filthy,person. not a ugly one

[quote:a1877]Lemme go and grab my car and spend tons on gas so I can listen to an album on the way to work[/quote:a1877] tons on gas what you live 100s of miles. are you got some piece of shit pontiac that gets 7 miles to the gallon. my car gets around 25 to the gal. thats 20$ a week for gas. thats tons of money your right.




[quote:a1877]What the fuck does my posting here have ANYTHING to do with even venturing to this websites homepage. I havent been to the homepage in MONTHS cause none of it interests me. But then, thats another logic barrier you refuse to hop over.
[/quote:a1877] ok well i have seen you on other maps like thunder where you were owned. but you dont go to other places here right. o you said months right your lies are pathetic.


you lost again ed. see you in 3 hours when you have finished your reply. we all know it takes you forever to think this shit up.
and i seen some anger in your replys. lol what i said hit home and you hate it. bet you wish i was some 13 year old kid you could mind fuck. lmao loser

Shut up now, your ignorance is showing.

Ahh! Where?!?! *covers self with towel*

[quote="Gothic_child180":a54f9]Ahh! Where?!?! *covers self with towel*[/quote:a54f9]

when ignorance is showing, always bring a towel.... you wanna get high?

Seems like some of you ladies need to go roll in the yard!

Why? am I on fire again?