Sixteen years
 

Today is my sixteenth wedding aniversary. I can't tell you how lucky I am. Tonight is going to be fun. Sixteen years, my wife is still hot, sex is always fantastic(she still know how to suprise me), we get along great. Man, I am so horny now, I'm probalbly going to last 30 seconds tonight. (lucky for me, my tongue is in good shape.)

Re: Sixteen years
 

[quote="Low spark":731a6]Today is my sixteenth wedding aniversary. I can't tell you how lucky I am. Tonight is going to be fun. Sixteen years, my wife is still hot, sex is always fantastic(she still know how to suprise me), we get along great. Man, I am so horny now, I'm probalbly going to last 30 seconds tonight. (lucky for me, my tongue is in good shape.)[/quote:731a6]

Lol, maybe you should 'releive' yourself while she's not around :)

your mother must be wery proud oOo:

congrats! 16 yrs is a long time to stay married in this day and age!
mb

I uh...I was a bit shocked as well. Double- oOo:

oOo:

did we REALLY need to know?

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":b6647]oOo:

did we REALLY need to know?[/quote:b6647]
oOo: I think he's trying to tell us all that we are pathetic, trying to make us jealous that he can get laid whenever he wants it.

We need to know because otherwise, we'd all have nothing to look forward too oOo:

Re: Sixteen years
 

[quote="Low spark":d27d0]Today is my sixteenth wedding aniversary. I can't tell you how lucky I am. Tonight is going to be fun. Sixteen years, my wife is still hot, sex is always fantastic(she still know how to suprise me), we get along great. Man, I am so horny now, I'm probalbly going to last 30 seconds tonight. (lucky for me, my tongue is in good shape.)[/quote:d27d0]
wah-chhhhhhh!
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Just kidding man, enjoy your anniversay.

Re: Sixteen years
 

laff

Well, get some for all of us, man! heh

especially for me

I'll try Strik0r. Maybe if I show her my spear I can get some head.

Haw haw haw.

Think of me when you're getting busy. happy:

Im 16.. years old.

yay?

i wish i was that old. that means on 3 more years of this bullcrap called highschool

Congratulations.

I'm glad I don't know what you look like otherwise i'd have mental images. And thats never good.

Make sure you don't viseo tape it and your kids accidentally find it, cause that would be nasty.

I hope your kids are really sound sleepers too, or have sound proof rooms. oOo:

[quote:1c154]Congratulations.

I'm glad I don't know what you look like otherwise i'd have mental images. And thats never good.

Make sure you don't viseo tape it and your kids accidentally find it, cause that would be nasty.

I hope your kids are really sound sleepers too, or have sound proof rooms. [/quote:1c154]

How the hell do you expect them to learn what sex is, then?

I expect them to learn throgh drugs alcohol and their own expirements, not through a parental demonstration. oOo:

I expect them to learn throgh drugs alcohol and their own expirements, not through a parental demonstration. oOo:

That's silly! happy: