Oops it slipped.
 

What is it?......I can't be bothered waiting for it.

LMAO! So tue I had alot of respect for jennifer lopez but now sh'es just some hoodrat.

At least he said what was on his mind....Jennifer Lopez - BJ.

Bwhaha.

Thats great. I wonder what heppened to him. I bet the producers didn't like that very much.

You can totally tell what he was thinking about...what every other guy is.

haha shit thats hilarious...i bet he got his bitchass fired evil:

Yeah with those lips she can definantly:
BLOW THE WHISTLE
CHEW IT
COPA DOODLE
COPA STEM
DROP ON IT
EAT DICK
GET A FACIAL
GIVE FACE
GIVE HEAD
GIVE PEARLS
GOBBLE
GOBBLE THE GOOP
GO DOWN
GO DOWN FOR A WHOMP
GO DOWN ON
GUM A ROOT
GUNCH
HUM A TUNE
INHALE THE OYSTER
LAY SOME LIP
MOUTH FUCK
MUNCH
OPEN WIDE FOR CHUNKY
PIPE JOB
PISTON JOB
PLAY A TUNE
POLISH THE CHROME
POLISH THE KNOB
SERVE HEAD
SLOB THE KNOB
SMOKE A DICK
SMOKE THE WHITE OWL
SUCK A BONDINI
SUCK DICK
SUCK OFF
SUCK THE SUGAR-STICK
SWALLOW A SWORD
SWING ON IT
WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR
WRING IT DRY

*n a Major Paign Voice

Im gunna slip my DICK in YOUR MOuTH biggrin:

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Innoxx, you didn't even start on the COCK names....

COCK MONGER
COCK SMOKER
COCK GOBBLER
SHAFT SINGER
SHAFT CHOKER
CUM BREATHER
SOGGY LUNGS

No Christmas bonus for him. biggrin:

i was gunna post that

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ROFL it was funny when he said blow job.. but the killer is when he says "but it wont happen again" just look at his face and listen to the tone of it haha its so funny

Congrats Mr. talking head , you get the dumbass award ! Hard to tell what he was thinking about isn't it ?

I can relate to that....the other day in a cafe I went to ask a young lady to pass me the salt-shaker,
...imagine my embarrassment when instead I said "suck my dick, bitch!"...so, yeah...it can happen. oOo:

[quote="Mr.X":dc5c4]I can relate to that....the other day in a cafe I went to ask a young lady to pass me the salt-shaker,
...imagine my embarrassment when instead I said "suck my dick, bitch!"...so, yeah...it can happen. oOo:[/quote:dc5c4]

Same thing happend to me the other day, I was sitting at the table and asked the wife to bring me the paper instead I said "You ruined my life bitch." I hate it when I slip like that.

Oh yeah, just the other day in English, I was meaning to ask my teacher if she had marked my assignment which I had handed the month previously, and I said, "This dick don't suck itself, bitch."

Sometimes people just have bad days.

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Well, one time I wanted to ask one of my girlfriend's dad to pass me the katchup when I was over for dinner, but instead I said, "So, how much does your daugther charge to be on the recieving end of good anal raping?" Anyway, he didn't pass me the katchup, and not noticing the mistake of what I said previously, I then made another mistake and said, "I would really like to put my dick in between your wife's tits", instead of saying, "I would really like that ketchup." Anyway, the father also made a slipup afterward, and he replied, "I want you to fuck me in my really tight ass." I mean, where did that come from? Maybe he really wanted it, and it wasn't a slip up; I don't really know. He said that in front of all on his family members.

This thread is outta control. hake:

Yeah, but it's friggin' funny! biggrin:

[quote="Recycled Spooge":e2d46]Well, one time I wanted to ask one of my girlfriend's dad to pass me the katchup when I was over for dinner, but instead I said, "So, how much does your daugther charge to be on the recieving end of good anal raping?" Anyway, he didn't pass me the katchup, and not noticing the mistake of what I said previously, I then made another mistake and said, "I would really like to put my dick in between your wife's tits", instead of saying, "I would really like that ketchup." Anyway, the father also made a slipup afterward, and he replied, "I want you to fuck me in my really tight ass." I mean, where did that come from? Maybe he really wanted it, and it wasn't a slip up; I don't really know. He said that in front of all on his family members.[/quote:e2d46]

...sounds like those unintentionally sexy slip-ups of yours have inadvertently turned the father on,
and he saw an opportunity for a serious ass-fucking that has clearly been on his mind for some time.
It's nice also, that he had the courage to share where he was "at" with his family..... oOo:

Hehe, Spooge.....What did you say back?

[NP: Radiohead - The Tourist]

Spooge it is your obligation to take care of her fathers needs. ed:

When you take her hand in marriage, you take daddy's ass too.

Well, I did say yes, but right before we were about to have sex, he yelled out, "I have Gonerrea!" instead of yelling out, "I have a massive boner!" which explains why my girlfriend was blind.

[quote="Recycled Spooge":b1690]Well, one time I wanted to ask one of my girlfriend's dad to pass me the katchup when I was over for dinner, but instead I said, "So, how much does your daugther charge to be on the recieving end of good anal raping?" Anyway, he didn't pass me the katchup, and not noticing the mistake of what I said previously, I then made another mistake and said, "I would really like to put my dick in between your wife's tits", instead of saying, "I would really like that ketchup." Anyway, the father also made a slipup afterward, and he replied, "I want you to fuck me in my really tight ass." I mean, where did that come from? Maybe he really wanted it, and it wasn't a slip up; I don't really know. He said that in front of all on his family members.[/quote:b1690]

lmao

[quote="Recycled Spooge":de4d7]Well, I did say yes, but right before we were about to have sex, he yelled out, "I have Gonerrea!" instead of yelling out, "I have a massive boner!" which explains why my girlfriend was blind.[/quote:de4d7]


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