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Airborne Butters 11-09-2002 02:53 PM

Are girls stupid? Or is it just me?
 
Ok, so this girl that soemwhat likes me is all like "can you help me?" and I told her that I had to cut the grass, clean my room, and go to a b-day party. She wanted me to help her move and I told her again what I had to do

Andria: fuck you... thanks for being there when i need you
Andria: go play with charlie now\
CptButtersRoxers: WHAT THE FUCK!?
CptButtersRoxers: Oh my god are you stupid!?
CptButtersRoxers: I'm sorry, I have responsibilites to do
Andria: no youre fuckin stupid
Andria: so do i... moving
CptButtersRoxers: I'm apologize for not dropping everything for you
Andria: ok... its not like im askign you to go play in the park
CptButtersRoxers: What?
CptButtersRoxers: oh my god are you stupid
CptButtersRoxers: holy shit
Andria: i want your help to me move
CptButtersRoxers: I've met some tards in my life, but good lord
Andria: youre stupid
Andria: fuck you
Andria: youre the tard
CptButtersRoxers: Holy shit, go back to your little dramatic life

Andria: im mad because the people that i usually depend on wont be here... but youre the asshole... who wont help me
CptButtersRoxers: I have chores, and other responsibilites to do
Andria: youre thinking i am just leaveing... you dont even know the half of it
Andria: fuck you
Andria: you think you know about this... but you dont konw shit
Andria: so shut your fucking mouth
Andria: if you tole me about a few days in advance, then I would've been able to help
Andria: thinking you konw what is happening in my life

What a dumb bitch. Good thing I have naked pics of her and there uploaded to! HEHE What a dumb hoe

Bartlett 11-09-2002 02:58 PM

wow, she's got a great personality

11-09-2002 02:59 PM

nudity. pictures. send.

Recycled Spooge 11-09-2002 03:04 PM

l am Win: i'll help you move!!!!!!!!!
Andria: i love you... who are you\/?????
Andria: and how did you know im moving\
l am Win: butters told me
Andria: who are you?????
l am Win: i'm marcin, i live in chicago
Andria: yea that does me a whole lot of good
l am Win: where are you moving
Wisprwikedwishes: to amandas house
l am Win: oh yeah, amanda, she's hot
Andria: thats nice and all but im moving
Andria: which means i dont ahve time for this
Andria: if you have a car and you live in CC get your ass over here
l am Win: he, butters showed me pictures of you naked
Andria: if not then bye
Andria: whatever.... bye
l am Win: see ya
Andria: obvously eric is being an ass because he is just an ass
l am Win: i think you need a nose job
Andria: i will tell you what i told him
l am Win: yeah, he's a freak
Andria: dont im me unless you have something worth listening to
Andria: okay well sorrty to be a bitch but i dont have time for this bye bye
l am Win: yeah, i'm pretty much worthless
l am Win: see ya

Airborne Butters 11-09-2002 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strik0r
nudity. pictures. send.

[img]http://www.scottspm.com/Seinfeld%20Menace.jpg[/img]

Edit Spooge: Sorry kids. Take it to the private messages.

DeadBolt 11-09-2002 03:06 PM

HaHa
 
I know a chick just like that who thinks I will drop everything to help her with something. Just like that retard. Ya girls are stupid most of the time.
But damn, those are some big Cha-Cha's!

Mr.X 11-09-2002 03:11 PM

...how could you deny that little flower and her cry for help?......you had to clean your room!?...
chivalry is officially dead....eek:

ninty 11-09-2002 03:12 PM

So go over and take advantage of her. Then get the fuck out and bever talk to her again. By taking advantage i mean sex. If she sends you nude pics then she wants it bad.

Airborne Butters 11-09-2002 03:12 PM

I don't give a fuck about chiviliary, have you met my mom? Whory cow, she actually takes away my cordless mouse if I leave a fan on! And plus dude, Spooge just talked to her, she is quit a bitch. She wanted everyone to drop everything just so we can aide her in moving out? Whoops my bad, I already have chores and responsibilites

Tripper 11-09-2002 03:12 PM

OMG! ROTFLMAO @ SPOOGE! BWAHAHAH! biggrin:

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/spoogepimp.jpg[/img]

Hehehe!

Airborne Butters 11-09-2002 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
So go over and take advantage of her. Then get the fuck out and bever talk to her again. By taking advantage i mean sex. If she sends you nude pics then she wants it bad.

WOW! I thought I'd never see you say those words Ninty9. Man if you say it, it must be true

Old Reliable 11-09-2002 03:15 PM

find someone who is mature then you're all set, you're stickin your dick in the wrong holes buddy

Totenkopf 11-09-2002 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strik0r
nudity. pictures. send.

Exactly.

DEVILS ADVOCATE 11-09-2002 03:23 PM

lol.butters love the new sig.

Tripper 11-09-2002 03:29 PM

Yeah, hook up more of them nakey pics!

Airborne Butters 11-09-2002 03:34 PM

Also on a side note, she was going out with my freind David a little bit ago, during the summer. And everyday she'd call me up and want ME to come over and hang with her, well I never caught onto the liking me thing, so I just ignored it for a while. When this all came into view, I relized that wanted to fuck round on my freind. Thats pretty messed up now that I think about it.

Tripper 11-09-2002 03:37 PM

She's a SLUT...Booooong! cool:

Airborne Butters 11-09-2002 03:42 PM

To much Jay and Silent Bob

Tripper 11-09-2002 03:44 PM

Fan since Clerks biggrin:

ninty 11-09-2002 03:48 PM

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

Airborne Butters 11-09-2002 04:02 PM

I liked mall rats!

So my cousin was on a plane to New Mexico
When all sudden the hydrolics give out on the plane
So seeing this as his last moment to live, he whips it out and starts jerking it
So everyone on the plane sees him doing this and they start jerking it to!
Then, bam! The hydrolics kick in
Everyone never spoke of it again!

Well?
Well what?
Did he cum?
Jesus Christ Gale theres some things you don't talk about in public!

Tripper 11-09-2002 04:04 PM

Hehe, that song began in Clerks, as Improv, by Jason Mewes (Jay)

SO funny!

Dante: Hey! Are there any balls down there?

(Dante to Jay, after the hockey ball was hit off the roof)

Jay: Yeah, bout' the biggest pair you ever seen, Dingleberry!

mr.miyagi 11-09-2002 07:34 PM

jesus christ butters how old are you two, 12? i mean she sounds retarded and i think she reads too many girly magazines on commitment to brainwash her but jeez, grow up, both of ya, especially her though..

btw tripper babe, thats a real nice sig and with the Tribe inclusion, u are the man!!!!!!!!!

im drunk

ninty 11-09-2002 07:54 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":8b85a]
im drunk[/quote:8b85a]

Good job buddy.

Totenkopf 11-09-2002 07:58 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":e5a04]
im drunk[/quote:e5a04]

I should be.

Tripper 11-09-2002 08:59 PM

[quote:afdb4]btw tripper babe, thats a real nice sig and with the Tribe inclusion, u are the man!!!!!!!!! [/quote:afdb4]

Yeah, I couldn't forget Ali, Tip & Phife.

Pyro 11-09-2002 11:05 PM

Kevin Smith movies owns


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