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Useless facts for YOU!
Well they say you learn a new thing everyday, here's some juice!
some new, some old, all Interesting but pretty Useless:: Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider? Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated Polar bears are left handed The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to itsbody. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off (I've heard of kinky sex, but......) Some lions mate over 50 times a day Butterflies taste with their feet Elephants are the only animals that can't jump A cat's urine glows under a blacklight An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain Starfishes haven't got brains Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes There are more chickens than people in the world Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched" On a Canadian ten dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag. (Bet you knew that) All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20 No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt." All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5.00 bill Almonds are members of the peach family Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable There are only four words in the English language which end in -"dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". And can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "LA" A cat has 32 muscles in each ear Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10 Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life" A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds A dime has 118 ridges around the edge On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz" The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles The average person falls asleep in seven minutes Boredom is GREAT ain't it! |
heres another one
hitler and napleon only had one NUT,(TeSTICAL,BALL,JEWEL!)
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''The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses
No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses'' lol biggrin: |
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In New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ burned into it.
Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland. Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. Approximately 150 people are killed each year by coconuts. 3 people a year are killed by vending machines falling on them. 6,000 Americans a year are injured by their own bedding or bedclothes. 2/3 of all statistics are wrong. 6/5 Americans can't do fractions. There are only two species on Earth that have sex for pleasure: humans and dolphins. 50% of Americans believe that they've either been visited by aliens or abducted. I hope not. 25 000 people a day were killed on average in WW2. After the Soviets joined 14 000 a day on average were Soviets. About 30 people a year are killed by sharks. Millions of sharks are killed by people a year. 1/4 of our lives are spent on the toilet toilets in austrailia flush counterclockwise. On November 29, 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter." Al Capone's brother was a town sheriff. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button. Benito Mussolini would ward off the evil eye by touching his testicles. |
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*pukes on Anti's lap |
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[The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping
the length of a football field] Who did the math on this one?, LOL What kind of "football" field are we talking about?LOL.....Try SEVEN football fields if the average person is 6' tall! Kind of makes you wonder about the people brainstorming these statistics if they can't even do your basic arithmatic! hmmm??? |
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LMMFAO
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[quote:79739]6/5 Americans can't do fractions. [/quote:79739]
hahaah, I can see the irony in this one Innox. lol, good one. biggrin: |
wood is made from trees
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found ur old highschool pic eh tripper?
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[quote:60623]found ur old highschool pic eh tripper? [/quote:60623]
No. |
It takes me like.. 1/2 hour to fall asleep. It really, really sucks sometimes.
And Im left handed. |
[quote:69ad8]6/5 Americans can't do fractions.[/quote:69ad8]
LOL. [quote:69ad8]3 people a year are killed by vending machines falling on them.[/quote:69ad8] Bahahahahahahahaha! Serves them right for kicking it! You got your reward fat boy... |
Lol, some people are so desperate for food.
I bet all thoughs vending machine deaths take place in the U.S.. |
got those facts from under those snapple bottles didnt you eek:
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What's the deal with all of the American cracks? If it weren't for us all
of you would be speaking German right now. cool: |
What's wrong with german? STURMGEWEHR!
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[quote:640d3]What's the deal with all of the American cracks? If it weren't for us all
of you would be speaking German right now. [/quote:640d3] [img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/0PTRUFUS-W_-FIST01.jpg[/img] If you say that fuckin' shit again, I'll climb through the monitor, and kick your face in. |
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If you say that fuckin' shit again, I'll climb through the monitor, and kick your face in.[/quote:5194c] Can you climb through to my house Trip? I'd appreciate it if you didn't kick my face in, but it would be cool to have you over. |
Sure, sure!
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No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple[/quote:8b517] purple -> hurtle rhymes dont it ? [quote:8b517]What's the deal with all of the American cracks? If it weren't for us all of you would be speaking German right now.[/quote:8b517] yeah dipshit.... the german invasion of NZ was like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close. |
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umm no. |
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you lie |
[quote:9bfbf]yeah dipshit.... the german invasion of NZ was like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close.[/quote:9bfbf]
Shut the fuck up. I'll kick your face in, mongrel. You call me dip-shit again, and I'll rip your SACs (Provided you have some) off like a PAPER TOWEL. |
Wait a sec Trip, wasn't r3mix defending you ? Saying to Tebo that Germany wasn't anywhere near invading NZ ? Which is good ? Or was there some sortof underlying message that I in my state of fucktardedness didn't understand ?
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BFK FOR LIFE
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KFC FOR LIFE!
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wooo chicken
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im confused and alone
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but nooooooooo, youd rather save the world and live peacefully. hake: |
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but nooooooooo, youd rather save the world and live peacefully. hake:[/quote:9be3d] biggrin: hake: |
[quote:66ac1]Wait a sec Trip, wasn't r3mix defending you ? Saying to Tebo that Germany wasn't anywhere near invading NZ ? Which is good ? Or was there some sortof underlying message that I in my state of fucktardedness didn't understand ? [/quote:66ac1]
Duuuh...Maybe... biggrin: [quote:66ac1]BFK FOR LIFE [/quote:66ac1] Sleeping Bum: What are you DOING, MAN!? Rufus: I was just writing my name, man.. Sleeping Bum: What!? Rufus: BFK man.....Bum Fight Krew. Heheh...Those guys that made that film were arrested... |
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hahahahahahah thats the biggest load ive ever heard so i wrote a little rhyme i like this scam you guys take the whole ham im tired and dame you think youll get my money thats pretty funny i aint fluffy like a bunny i know when im being jewed when im being screwed from behind trying to control my mind nothings what i think youll find in my head all i need is one bullet and your dead i wont take this laying down ill beat everyone into the ground get back up shut the fuck up so i can fuck you up pissing in this cup to get to the states that ill take in order to cross the boarder to put my finger in youre face and give ya a taste of what its like to be real ill even give ya a feel i hate america you'll never see me or hear me call you backstabbing ass grabbing pussies little wussies fight your own battles you little tattle/tails you dont succed all you know is fail ive just been granted bail fresh outa jail stealing our glory thats a true story we stormed to beaches of normandy too faught beside the jews, just cause u got the news/first the war was over playing red rover with the germans losing all your men now its an american tradgedy you'll never hear a clap from me never see a tear never show fear im not afraid of you ill hate u till my lives through. F*ck america |
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hahahahah redneck say what ya want but you know its true no one in my school likes americans when we had a speaker from the states that came to our school had asked us who would burn the canadian flag? it was silence then when he asked the same question about the states flag the gym went crazy chanting "fuck the states" see my point yet no one likes america
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