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Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 09:53 PM

What is the worst game you have ever played?
 
OK, I will list one game for every console that I have played...

NES- Jaws (Finished this game in under an hour. All you do is swim around and shoot shit and make your boat stronger.)
SNES- Power Rangers (Basically you run across a scroll-screen and shoot shit while dry-humping another Ranger to make yourself more powerful.)
PSX- Metal Gear Solid (WTF is this shit. All you do is hide from enemies and blow up shit with a rocket launcher and watch long cutscenes of some dumbass woman get shocked to death.)
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.JK LOL biggrin: . MGS is a great game. Contra 2 really sucked (the original Contra is the best).
N64- Have never played a bad game for this system.
PS2- Same as above.

Blitz-krieg 11-23-2002 10:23 PM

Re: What is the worst game you have ever played?
 
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":ac3f9]OK, I will list one game for every console that I have played...

NES- Jaws (Finished this game in under an hour. All you do is swim around and shoot shit and make your boat stronger.)
SNES- Power Rangers (Basically you run across a scroll-screen and shoot shit while dry-humping another Ranger to make yourself more powerful.)
PSX- Metal Gear Solid (WTF is this shit. All you do is hide from enemies and blow up shit with a rocket launcher and watch long cutscenes of some dumbass woman get shocked to death.)
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.JK LOL biggrin: . MGS is a great game. Contra 2 really sucked (the original Contra is the best).
N64- Have never played a bad game for this system.
PS2- Same as above.[/quote:ac3f9]

NES- Yonks advanture ( I think)
SNES- Batman forever ( I think, it's 2 1/2 d)
PSX- DBZ Final bout
N64- Pokemon Snap (what the f*ck am i thinking? i actually bought the game!! i was so dum cause during that time, pokemon ruled the market)
PS2- Britney's dance beat
GC- Luigi Mansion
PC- Iron storm

Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 10:25 PM

Is IronStorm really that bad? I read the concept and it looks gay.

Pfc.Green 11-23-2002 10:33 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":c3010]Is IronStorm really that bad? I read the concept and it looks gay.[/quote:c3010]

Yes it is really that bad.

Slinky2397 11-23-2002 10:41 PM

N64-Turok 3...Ugh..(Turok 1 was the best)
PSX-Army Men: Land, Sea, Air, (Buggy as hell)
DC-Not a game I didn't like. (I only played about 12 though)
PS2-Dark Cloud..Grr..
PC-A lot to name, but I'd have to say that Die Hard Nakatomi Plaza was horrible. It looked like CS and had the gameplay of Quake 3. Bah.

That's about it.

SoLiDUS 11-23-2002 10:45 PM

[quote:49838]PSX- Metal Gear Solid (WTF is this shit. All you do is hide from enemies and blow up shit with a rocket launcher and watch long cutscenes of some dumbass woman get shocked to death.)
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.JK LOL . MGS is a great game.[/quote:49838]

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My jaw dropped for like half a second... until I saw the dots... which meant
you were kidding, thank god for you. evil:

Pyro 11-23-2002 10:54 PM

what you talking about JAWS RULED, Anti Hero and i will kick your ass

I will give my best too

Worst

NES - Super Mario Bros. 2
SNES - all games I played were good
GENESIS - same as above
N64 - Clayfighter 63 1/2
PS - dukes of hazzard
PS2 - all games I played were good
GAMECUBE - Luigi's Mansion
GB - all were good
GBA - all were good

Best

NES - Battletoads, Super Mario Bros 3, Contra, Metriod
SNES - Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy 6, Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past Super Metriod, Contra 3: The Alien Wars
GENESIS - Phantasy Star 2 and 4
N64 - Goldeneye and Zelda: OOT
PS - Chrono Cross, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, Star Ocean 2 and Metal Gear Solid
PS2 - Final Fantasy 10, Kingdom Hearts, Metal Gear Solid 2, Devil May Cry, GTA 3 and GTA Vice City
GAMECUBE - Metriod Prime, Eternal Darkness and Animal Crossing(this game is amazing, I don't care what ya'll say)
GB - Battletoads, Metriod II, Zelda Links Awakening
GBA - Advance Wars, Golden Sun, and Metriod Fusion\

Best System - SNES
Worst System - Xbox

Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 10:57 PM

OMFG!!111 Battletoads OWNZ j00!!!!111111 God I loved that game, but it was hard as fuck.

Pyro 11-23-2002 10:58 PM

level 3, HOLY SHIT...I shit my pants trying to beat it.

Bullet Sponge 11-24-2002 12:32 AM

The SWAT series for the pc just sucked hairy ass .

11-24-2002 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
level 3, HOLY SHIT...I shit my pants trying to beat it.

i couldnt past the level i think it was like with snakes that go into walls and all this crazystuff. i also remember flying on like some bike in like someones or somethings body.. i dont know somehtin like that

Chronic Diarrhea 11-24-2002 12:46 AM

[quote="aNti hEro":6ba14]
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Originally Posted by Pyro
level 3, HOLY SHIT...I shit my pants trying to beat it.

i couldnt past the level i think it was like with snakes that go into walls and all this crazystuff. i also remember flying on like some bike in like someones or somethings body.. i dont know somehtin like that[/quote:6ba14]

Yep, I think level 3 is the one where the snakes are coming out of the walls and you have to jump on top of 'em to get to a higher place. Man the 2 player on that game ruled.

1080jibber 11-24-2002 01:15 AM

nintedo's who framed roger rabit

and all Zelda's

Chronic Diarrhea 11-24-2002 01:16 AM

All Zelda's? Are you smoking crack?

1080jibber 11-24-2002 01:18 AM

man i hated that game, sega's mortle combat, is the best game i have ever played

con Brio 11-24-2002 01:18 AM

Beachhead 2000. hmmm. actually it's not so bad.

1080jibber 11-24-2002 01:20 AM

[quote="con Brio":0d25c]Beachhead 2000. hmmm. actually it's not so bad.[/quote:0d25c]

never played it, but do you guys got snow in Winnipeg yet

ninty 11-24-2002 01:23 AM

[quote=1080jibber]
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Originally Posted by "con Brio":5a765
Beachhead 2000. hmmm. actually it's not so bad.

never played it, but do you guys got snow in Winnipeg yet[/quote:5a765]

It was 17 in calgary the other day. But the week before that it was like -10. oOo:

Old Reliable 11-24-2002 01:26 AM

it was 80 yesterday here hake:

SW-14 11-24-2002 01:34 AM

Worst NES: Captain Planet, Barbie, Crash Dummies


Best NES: Crystalis

11-24-2002 01:39 AM

[quote="SW-14":e0aeb]Worst NES: Captain Planet, Barbie, Crash Dummies


Best NES: Crystalis[/quote:e0aeb]

lol crash dummies i remember that

Magnum 11-24-2002 03:46 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":9396f]OMFG!!111 Battletoads OWNZ j00!!!!111111 God I loved that game, but it was hard as fuck.[/quote:9396f]
I probably played that rapelling level where you have to kick the crow things hundreds or thousands of times.

JBird 11-24-2002 04:36 AM

BEST
atari 7800 = zevious

nes= Ice Hockey

sega genesis = nhlpa 94 (the gretzkys a bitch game from swingers, fucking awesome game)

snes = didnt have it

turbographix 16 = bonks adventure.... eek:

neo geo = nothing

ps1 = twisted metal 2 and metal gear solid

n64 = perfect dark no question

ps2 = vice city

pc = got to be mohaa...but i am really loving mafia right now

WORST

ps1 = those impossible tomb raider games.....so frustratingly long hard and boring

pc = microsoft combat flight simulator 3....can you say horrible? what in hell did they do to this franchise.....im gonna stick to IL-2 Sturmovik thankyou....

nes = home alone arggggg my cousin played that awful awful game every time we visited him lmao....god it sucked

Sotilas Jane 11-24-2002 04:59 AM

Amiga: Rockstar ate my hamster

Wilko 11-24-2002 10:01 AM

BEST:

NES: Terminator 2, Mario 3.
SNES: All the Earthworm Jim's, Rock and Roll Racing, DK Country, Mario Kart, Super Metroid.
Gameboy: Tetris, Bill and Ted, Spiderman.
Sega Mega Drive: T2-Arcade, Echo the Dolphin.
PS: Twisted Metal World Tour, Tekken 3.
N64: Goldeneye, Mario Kart 64.
PC: MOHAA, Warcraft 3, Starcraft, Fallout 1 and 2, Max Payne, Diablo.

WORST:

NES: Tennis, A boy and his blob.
SNES: Some Steven Segal game, James Bond Jr, Any DK Country after 2.
Gameboy: A boy and his fucking blob.
Sega Mega Drive: who the hell can remember?
PS: Kurushi, Parappa the Rappa, that goddamn Spice Girls game M16: .
N64: Diddy Kong Racing, Hexen.
PC: Renegayed (the worst programming ever!), Random Barbie games, Return to Castle Wolfenstein (apologies to all you lovers of invincible zombies out there :P) Age of Empires.

Innoxx 11-24-2002 10:06 AM

Parappa was an awesome game, and you don't have to kiss ass in here, MOHAA sucks ass!

11-24-2002 10:48 AM

Question:

why do you people actually BUY those barbie/spice girls/britney's dance beat games if you know they're horrible? you made of money or something?

soap[maker] 11-24-2002 10:54 AM

wen i bought jedi knight 2 i was given a free game.......

star wars: battle for naboo.......it has sh*t graphics, worse gameplay, and really wasn't worth the money i spent on it

stay clear of it at all costs

Akuma 11-24-2002 11:31 AM

I havn't really played any bad games for anything...

BEST:

PS2- GTA3 / VC
GC- Eternal Darkness, Metroid Prime(havn't played it yet but looks incredible)
X-Box- Halo
PC- MOHAA, StarCraft, Doom, No One Lives Forever

SW-14 11-24-2002 12:33 PM

[quote=Magnum]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Chronic Diarrhea":9c1d0
OMFG!!111 Battletoads OWNZ j00!!!!111111 God I loved that game, but it was hard as fuck.

I probably played that rapelling level where you have to kick the crow things hundreds or thousands of times.[/quote:9c1d0]

Haha, I never made it past that level.

11-24-2002 01:23 PM

Battlefield 1942

WORST
GAME
EVER.

Zap. USMC 11-24-2002 01:37 PM

Half-Life is probably one of my favorite games on PC.

Although I did have a Nintendo, Sega, and Playstation, but I can't think that far back oOo:

Blitz-krieg 11-24-2002 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz
Battlefield 1942

WORST
GAME
EVER.

ROFLOL, u joking me? tell us how it's the worst, there are tons of other bad games but y specifically that one?

11-24-2002 01:53 PM

hmm...
 
it seems to me that the ATARI is better then all of them

biggrin:

Pong-4-LifE

Innoxx 11-24-2002 02:11 PM

Pong was it's own system, honkey.

Chronic Diarrhea 11-24-2002 03:24 PM

Honkey...lol. Are you black Innoxx? Anyway, I actually beat Battletoads, after about 8 months and 20 NES controller-shaped holes in my wall. I also beat Dragon Warrior, which put another 5 neat controller-shaped holes in my wall.

Pfc.Green 11-24-2002 03:25 PM

[quote="Blitz-krieg":565e7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz
Battlefield 1942

WORST
GAME
EVER.

ROFLOL, u joking me? tell us how it's the worst, there are tons of other bad games but y specifically that one?[/quote:565e7]

You see some games have a few bugs, BS1986 is ONE GIANT BUG.

11-24-2002 03:29 PM

[quote="Blitz-krieg":c362e]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz
Battlefield 1942

WORST
GAME
EVER.

ROFLOL, u joking me? tell us how it's the worst, there are tons of other bad games but y specifically that one?[/quote:c362e]
bECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO!

DEVILS ADVOCATE 11-24-2002 03:54 PM

i think that the sims is a pile of cow crap

Bazooka_Joe 11-25-2002 11:42 AM

OK, how the HELL do you beat JAWS????

I've had that game since I was like 5. I can kill him in the water, but then when I have the three strobes with the boat, I can't beat him. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO?!?!?

NES: Connection City, Popeye
SNES: Turbo Tennis
Genesis: Can't think of any.
N64: Aerowings 64
PSX: Can't think of any.
PS2: Fantavision
PC: Day Of The Tentacle.


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