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geRV 11-23-2002 11:02 PM

5 year old gets "sucky sucky"
 
http://www.pennlive.com/news/patriotnew ... 286540.xml



I can just imagine what the 5 year old boy was like.


Yeah bitch take it all take it all im soo huge. eek:


And if you think thats weird, try a 5 year old MOTHER

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/020822/5/ohk8.html


eek: ed: oOo: oOo: [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/eek.gif[/img]

descry 11-23-2002 11:04 PM

are you shitin me.
most of the ppl one these forums havnt even got some yet. and yes i have
man where do you come up with this shit.

11-23-2002 11:05 PM

dude that's fucked up

whoever taught that kid to give him bjs at 5 years old should be fucking shot

ninty 11-23-2002 11:06 PM

Thats disgustimg. Where do kids at 5 years old get an idea like that? Like fuck, where are the kids parents? Christ i didn't even know anything about sex when i was 5. That is sick.

Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 11:06 PM

Holy Shit, kids getting head? WTF is wrong with this world?

**EDIT** Yes the Mother that taught her child to do that should be shot in the fucking face with a bazooka. **/EDIT**

Pyro 11-23-2002 11:06 PM

dude, that boy is one serious player.

geRV 11-23-2002 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoUbLaCkA
are you shitin me.
most of the ppl one these forums havnt even got some yet. and yes i have

Sheep don't count i hope ya know ;)

Pyro 11-23-2002 11:07 PM

I didn't even know the word sex existed when I was 5.

Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 11:08 PM

Me neither.

11-23-2002 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Thats disgustimg. Where do kids at 5 years old get an idea like that? Like fuck, where are the kids parents? Christ i didn't even know anything about sex when i was 5. That is sick.

it's called molestation probably by an older brother or father.

descry 11-23-2002 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoUbLaCkA
are you shitin me.
most of the ppl one these forums havnt even got some yet. and yes i have

Sheep don't count i hope ya know ;)

lol i was waiting for someone to say something like that

ninty 11-23-2002 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strik0r
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Thats disgustimg. Where do kids at 5 years old get an idea like that? Like fuck, where are the kids parents? Christ i didn't even know anything about sex when i was 5. That is sick.

it's called molestation probably by an older brother or father.

Shoot them.

11-23-2002 11:10 PM

no, adopt them into redneck's family.

Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 11:10 PM

happy: happy: happy:

descry 11-23-2002 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strik0r
no, adopt them into redneck's family.

wow Strik0r you hate redneck with a passion eh

descry 11-23-2002 11:12 PM

youve been carving him for awhile now

SoLiDUS 11-23-2002 11:13 PM

Who gives a flying fuck ? She's learning what life is all about early, that's
all. mwah:

descry 11-23-2002 11:16 PM

i hope your joking. The teacher probably told them to do it so he/she could get off

Arkan 11-23-2002 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Who gives a flying fuck ? She's learning what life is all about early, that's
all. mwah:

I hope you're joking....if not, then you have issues!!

Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 11:18 PM

Of course he was joking.

descry 11-23-2002 11:19 PM

hes from quebec, you cant really blame him

SoLiDUS 11-23-2002 11:19 PM

Joking ? No. I just stopped caring a long time ago...

She'll be suckin' plenty of dick by the time she enters junior high anyway.
But at 5 ? Daddy's been having a little too much fun with his girl, if I can put
it that way.

They treat this as if it was so fucking bad... rofl. So funny...

Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 11:22 PM

It IS fucking bad. Children should be able to live a live without violence, drugs, or sex. Sure, sooner or later they will have to deal with it, but for now, let kids be kids. Kids don't need to be exposed to filth. If this keeps up, we'll be having kids sucking cock and ramming each other in the ass when they are 3 months old. I know this girl who is 7 that does nothing but talk about getting fucked by a 9 inch dick and how she would suck the jizz right off of a big dick. It makes me fucking sick to hear that from a little kid.

descry 11-23-2002 11:29 PM

solidus who the fuck are you?
are you like partially retarded

SoLiDUS 11-23-2002 11:38 PM

LOL. Welcome to last week: now come towards the light... this week things
get even worse, and won't get much better than how they are now. Live with
it.

[quote:4f058]Children should be able to live a live without violence, drugs, or sex.[/quote:4f058]

Knowledge is a funny thing: once given to someone, you cannot control how
they will use it. It's a gamble. Your kids will learn about drugs and sex soon
enough and if they're even mildly curious and attractive, stuff is going to go
down, if you seem'sayin'...

Call me stupid if you want, but I know how shit works and there's only so
much you can do for your brats: just hope they have enough brain power
to deal with the world accordingly. Just for the record: NO, I'm not saying
the 5 year olds should've done what they did, but it was bound to happen
sooner or later. It's not like a kid took a baseball bat and hit classmates.

THAT would've been a "serious matter". A 5 year old girl giving a blowjob
to her 5 year old classmate is "intriguing". Besides, as noted in the article,
This has never happened before to my knowledge and very likely is never going to happen again," he said.

[quote:4f058]solidus who the fuck are you?
are you like partially retarded[/quote:4f058]

Who am I ? I'm your intellectual superior, disguised as a moronic forum
member pushing your buttons in different combinations to see what kind
of reactions I can get from you. Partially retarded? No. Partially insane?
A distinct possibility...

Now run along, little one: it's time for bed.

descry 11-23-2002 11:50 PM

sry im not 55 years old playing with teenagers cause adults dont like me. this doesnt apply to all older ppl on these forums, just the ppl i dont like.

CaP bUsTa 11-23-2002 11:57 PM

hey did that site give a link to the girls phone number?

Old Reliable 11-24-2002 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
LOL. Welcome to last week: now come towards the light... this week things
get even worse, and won't get much better than how they are now. Live with
it.

[quote:d8d38]Children should be able to live a live without violence, drugs, or sex.

Knowledge is a funny thing: once given to someone, you cannot control how
they will use it. It's a gamble. Your kids will learn about drugs and sex soon
enough and if they're even mildly curious and attractive, stuff is going to go
down, if you seem'sayin'...

Call me stupid if you want, but I know how shit works and there's only so
much you can do for your brats: just hope they have enough brain power
to deal with the world accordingly. Just for the record: NO, I'm not saying
the 5 year olds should've done what they did, but it was bound to happen
sooner or later. It's not like a kid took a baseball bat and hit classmates.

THAT would've been a "serious matter". A 5 year old girl giving a blowjob
to her 5 year old classmate is "intriguing". Besides, as noted in the article,
This has never happened before to my knowledge and very likely is never going to happen again," he said.

[quote:d8d38]solidus who the fuck are you?
are you like partially retarded[/quote:d8d38]

Who am I ? I'm your intellectual superior, disguised as a moronic forum
member pushing your buttons in different combinations to see what kind
of reactions I can get from you. Partially retarded? No. Partially insane?
A distinct possibility...

Now run along, little one: it's time for bed.[/quote:d8d38]

shaaaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

Slinky2397 11-24-2002 12:24 AM

I smell..something burning..

Airborne Butters 11-24-2002 12:28 AM

Christ! A 5 year old gets some and I don't. Also the fuckin Beastility shit! I mean what the fuck, the godamn horses get BJ's.

Milla 11-24-2002 12:50 AM

This world is so fucked up today hake:

Sgt. Tsunami 11-24-2002 12:54 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":0d970] I mean what the fuck, the godamn horses get BJ's.[/quote:0d970]

Ummm......... eek:

11-24-2002 01:55 AM

What the hell are they teaching in kindagarden nowadays my god THEIR 5 YEARS OLD

11-24-2002 02:22 AM

lol fukin crap 5year old havin oral sex. so fuked up.

SoLiDUS 11-24-2002 03:15 AM

[quote:57f2c]sry im not 55 years old playing with teenagers cause adults dont like me. this doesnt apply to all older ppl on these forums, just the ppl i dont like.[/quote:57f2c]

How long did it take the creative section of your neuronal network to come
up with such a simplistic retort ? Of all the people I've met here, you must
be one of the most pathetic...

If you're going to impress me, you will have to do much better, prick. hake:

Magnum 11-24-2002 03:44 AM

[img]http://web.syr.edu/~adkirsch/insults/muppetwtf.jpg[/img]
That pretty much covers it.

SoLiDUS 11-24-2002 03:54 AM

Ya, just what I was expecting from an average bell curve surfer... hake:

joser916 11-24-2002 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
dude, that boy is one serious player.

lol

Captain Bunny 11-24-2002 07:48 AM

It going to turn into a new playground bully scam. "give me your juice money or take it up the ass".

Medically speaking, i dont think its possible for 5 year olds to get boners so that girl must of been sucking floppy.
its all severly fubar.

11-24-2002 08:00 AM

it's easily possible (no i didn't start whacking it THAT young)


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