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Innoxx 11-27-2002 04:09 PM

What's your job? 2.0
 
Okay, so what do you people do for money?

I work at a hemp shop (just got hired last week), basically I just restock the shelves, clean the place up and assemble bongs, pipes etc. (w00t! they're finally paying me for it), probably the easiest job I've ever done and I get 10 bucks an hour so I'm not complaining. Kush gig gentlemen.

Milla 11-27-2002 04:10 PM

I work at Best buy, as a chasier, easiest job ive had biggrin:

ninty 11-27-2002 04:25 PM

Dyanwinch Industries where I edit photographs for catalogues and such and I also do minor computer maintenence.

In addition I will soon be employed by the Canadian Government through the Armed Forces Calgary Highlanders Reserve unit.

SW-14 11-27-2002 04:26 PM

Texas Electrolysis Supply, I make the catalog and do other computer stuff for them.

descry 11-27-2002 04:27 PM

i sleep
it doesnt pay much but im not complaining

descry 11-27-2002 04:28 PM

i sleep
it doesnt pay much but im not complaining

Full Metal Jacket 11-27-2002 07:41 PM

I work as a EMT ( Emergency Medical Technician )

Art Attack 11-27-2002 08:06 PM

When I get my cast off I will be working at loblaws pushing carts and stocking shelves and what not, not bad for 7.10 a hour and a extra buck 60 on sundays but I wanna work at Canadian Tire but they ain't hiring.

Innoxx 11-27-2002 08:07 PM

Ah, I had my share of shitty jobs.

ninty 11-27-2002 08:07 PM

I worked at canadian tire for 6 months. Pretty crappy job. I hate dealing with stupid people who as me stupid questions.

Zap. USMC 11-27-2002 08:09 PM

I pull a trigger.

Art Attack 11-27-2002 08:10 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":9d9f7]I pull a trigger.[/quote:9d9f7]

Where do I sign up? and what the hell Zap! why you not coming to Toronto to chill with Roger, I might be!!! and we will have some good stuff ready! heehee

Tripper 11-27-2002 08:12 PM

I distribute music CDs for a small fee to my friends....I also sleep *cough* work at Videon, an independent video store near my house....Fun job. It's open 24hrs, So I work graveyard shifts on weeknights/mornings....I had 3 customers last week. biggrin:

Zap. USMC 11-27-2002 08:14 PM

Heh

Not sure, Hightower. If I can't make it this December, I'll most likely come down in the Spring or sooner!

Bean 2 11-27-2002 08:22 PM

Work at Jones Beach. I saw two lesbians washing each other on the outside shower in the summer. That was fucking awesome. Busta Rhymes also yelled at me cause i work the VIP parking lot. Not a bad job except when u have to clean the bathroom and pick shit off the beach.

Tripper 11-27-2002 08:24 PM

LOL.....

Arkan 11-27-2002 08:29 PM

Jones Beach huh? You work as a park attendant for NYS?
Take the "Park Police" test....you don't have to clean bathrooms and you get an ATV!

Airborne Butters 11-27-2002 08:32 PM

I used to live on LI. Ahh the good ole days of my child hood. Lived in Bellmore, and get this Amy Fischer spent the night at my house! Thats right the Long Island Lolita! She was a sorta freind of my sister.

Arkan 11-27-2002 08:38 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":0b376]I used to live on LI. Ahh the good ole days of my child hood. Lived in Bellmore, and get this Amy Fischer spent the night at my house! Thats right the Long Island Lolita! She was a sorta freind of my sister.[/quote:0b376]

Did you at least get a lil' stink finger before Joey got a hold of her?

Sgt>Stackem 11-27-2002 08:53 PM

im into joints!,,,,no not those an orthopedic implant company, need a hip, knee ,elbow or spine im your man
mb

Innoxx 11-27-2002 08:58 PM

Speaking of joints, I can sell you a bong, you want a bong?

Chronic Diarrhea 11-27-2002 09:07 PM

I win every money tournament for MOHAA.

Newton 11-27-2002 09:21 PM

I'm a 5 dollar hooker

Bean 2 11-27-2002 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Jones Beach huh? You work as a park attendant for NYS?
Take the "Park Police" test....you don't have to clean bathrooms and you get an ATV!

Im only 16. And everyone on LI had Amy. What a slut. And not even a hot slut. Buttafuco u idiot!

Innoxx 11-27-2002 09:35 PM

What have I been drinkin'?

Totenkopf 11-27-2002 09:48 PM

Hmmm let's see.

I was in the Army, blew up a lot of shit. Became an alcoholic, then a civilian.

Worked at Hewlett Packard making printers. Ok money, great place to pick up young chicks woring for temp agencies.

Now I am a supervisor at a silicon wafer plant. Make really good money, which I blow on very very bad things.

But, to all you young ones out there. I owe my success to what I learned while in the military. You work your ass off, and see how shitty life can get. Then you come back to the civlian world, and realize how freakin' lazy everyone is. You apply what you learned in the military and before you know it, you are their boss. I became a supervisor at 25, the nearest age of management to me at my company is 38, and has worked their for 10 years. I worked their for less than one before becoming a supervisor.

Alright, ramble over.

Tripper 11-27-2002 10:08 PM

Hehe, Snoogans....I should be sleeping now, I have work tonight! Yay...I wonder If I'll get a customer....? Probably not.

Pyro 11-27-2002 10:18 PM

work as a Swimming Instructor and Lifeguard.

ninty 11-27-2002 10:19 PM

You work through the night and go to school during the day? How do you do that?

I know people that I go to college with that have to work a 40 hour week and go to school full time. That is crazy. I don't know how someone can do that. I need like 9 hours sleep at least otherwise i'll be dead.

Theres a guy I know who goes to school all day and then works from like 7pm-3am and then gets up for school at 7. oOo:

Tripper 11-27-2002 10:25 PM

[quote:82bb5]You work through the night and go to school during the day? How do you do that?

I know people that I go to college with that have to work a 40 hour week and go to school full time. That is crazy. I don't know how someone can do that. I need like 9 hours sleep at least otherwise i'll be dead.

Theres a guy I know who goes to school all day and then works from like 7pm-3am and then gets up for school at 7. [/quote:82bb5]

I don't have school at the moment...The school year ended two weeks ago for New Zealanders. It starts again in early Febuary.... freak:

I don't think I could work these hours and handle school at the same time....Although, I can easily handle work and a shitload of net surfing all-day....I get little sleep at all....

Old Reliable 11-27-2002 10:37 PM

i work on an assembly line for plastic coffee mugs

CaP bUsTa 11-27-2002 10:48 PM

women pay me to suck my dick...if they want to suck my dick for 10 minutes its 10 bux...anything over 10 minutes costs 5 bux a minutre

Airborne Butters 11-27-2002 10:48 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":f0644]I work at Best buy, as a chasier, easiest job ive had biggrin:[/quote:f0644]

He ment Cashier.

BTW I do nothing, but my mom is on my case about this shit so I'll have to get another restaraunt job, cause thats all I know.

But I'll tell ya what, he lazy ass should get a fuckin job! I mean she doesn't even have my lunch ready when I get home! oOo:

Old Reliable 11-27-2002 10:50 PM

errr how can you talk about your mom like that?

11-27-2002 11:09 PM

just make ur own lunch.

Low spark 11-27-2002 11:14 PM

[quote="CaP bUsTa":c7236]women pay me to suck my dick...if they want to suck my dick for 10 minutes its 10 bux...anything over 10 minutes costs 5 bux a minutre[/quote:c7236]

So basicly your saying your flat broke. Make them pay by the inch. At $100 per inch. You could make 1.50 each time.

CaP bUsTa 11-27-2002 11:27 PM

dammit you've been talking to your wife havent you

Tripper 11-27-2002 11:33 PM

[quote:a9e0c]dammit you've been talking to your wife havent you [/quote:a9e0c]

Nope he's just aware of a thing called REALITY.

mr.miyagi 11-27-2002 11:38 PM

i can jus imagine trips video shop on a huge great mountain and there being no other people for miles around... jus him shouting "CUSTOMERS!! WHERE ARE J00!!!!!!!!" happy:


lmao, oh thats so stereotypical of new zealand, i just think of lord of the rings and a game on the amiga called 'the new zealand story'

me, ah i do shit, been livin off a loan for the past year and a half, workin at a vintage american clothing shop when i need the extra doh, hey i'll come visit tripper's video store and buy some vids, make sure no-ones around, crank up the hip hop beats and dance in the lake at the bottom of the mountain!! W00H00!

Tripper 11-27-2002 11:56 PM

[quote:e2f06]i can jus imagine trips video shop on a huge great mountain and there being no other people for miles around... jus him shouting "CUSTOMERS!! WHERE ARE J00!!!!!!!!"


lmao, oh thats so stereotypical of new zealand, i just think of lord of the rings and a game on the amiga called 'the new zealand story'

me, ah i do shit, been livin off a loan for the past year and a half, workin at a vintage american clothing shop when i need the extra doh, hey i'll come visit tripper's video store and buy some vids, make sure no-ones around, crank up the hip hop beats and dance in the lake at the bottom of the mountain!! W00H00![/quote:e2f06]

Hehe, It's not that deserted, It's just that I work 12am - 10am on weekdays, don't get many customers at those times...! biggrin:

THERE WAS A GAME CALLED THE NEW ZEALAND STORY!? LMFAO! happy:

My video store is in a very populated area of the city....!
[img]http://www.vnz.co.nz/photos/cities/auckland/053d.jpg[/img]
The Video Store is somewhere out there...^^^

[img]http://www.vnz.co.nz/photos/cities/auckland/054b.jpg[/img]

I live somewhere out in the distance there....^^^

[img]http://www.vnz.co.nz/photos/cities/auckland/036h.jpg[/img]
AUCKLAND CITY!

j00 CAN VISIT ME ANY TIME, MIYAGI!


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