So.... I drank too much gin today
 

Woa!!! I threw up like five or six times today, since I drank a waterbottle of gin. I have offended a few people, and I made some laugh. This was probably one of the worst days I've ever had involving my body, and alcohol. I am sitting here by a trash can that I threw up a bunch of gin and salad(!!), with mayo!!! Oh man, that's bad. I felt like it wasn't even me at the computer, so I'm terribly sorry to whoever i offended or talked to in a freaky way online. I'm never drinking again...eh, like that will work. :P Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go throw out my vomit into the local depository!

Sounds lovely. As long as you're not a mean drunk, I don't care.

You wouldnt last a minute in SAC.

Try some Dry Vermouth, or SKY Vodka. Thatll get that gin feeling outta ya.

And then pass some off to the Ball-Wook, maybe hell get drunk and develop a personality.

HAH! I had vodka yesterday!! But, my friend, i had like a whole waterbottle of gin, since i put it in a waterbottle. I think I'm an alcohol. I drank it on an empty stomach while having some grapes. It was 2:00p.m. LOL!!
...and some slald.
Edit: I forgot that I had salad. :P

Just two nights ago I got drunk for my third time. I think I've finally come to grasps that I'm a happy drunk, and I at times. I jump off of things. My friends had to throw me down and pour water on my face. I don't remember the details, but my friends told me I was screaming for a Lifeguard when they poured the water on my face, then I joked about wishing it was a Baywatch Babe. I don't know if I should get drunk too much...

...if you're not feeling 100% because you've been hitting the turps...
try a large plate of fat, with a hair in it.....[img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/flowsolder/smileys/32.gif[/img]

I got drunk a bunch of times, but today...oh man...it was like beyond drunk. I was uber drunk.

LMFAO! Spooge you drunk! I had about 30oz of Kristov last night...It tastes foul, I smelt foul, I felt foul, I acted as happy as a pig in shit. (Quite happy).

It was fun, till the morning reared its ugly little head.

[quote:8c484]HAH! I had vodka yesterday!! But, my friend, i had like a whole waterbottle of gin, since i put it in a waterbottle. I think I'm an alcohol. I drank it on an empty stomach while having some grapes. It was 2:00p.m. LOL!!
...and some slald.
Edit: I forgot that I had salad. :P [/quote:8c484]

Are you still drunk? Because, apparently you are an alcohol. biggrin:

[quote:8c484]Just two nights ago I got drunk for my third time. I think I've finally come to grasps that I'm a happy drunk, and I at times. I jump off of things. My friends had to throw me down and pour water on my face. I don't remember the details, but my friends told me I was screaming for a Lifeguard when they poured the water on my face, then I joked about wishing it was a Baywatch Babe. I don't know if I should get drunk too much... [/quote:8c484]

Don't ever get drunk again.

ROFL!!! I'm an alcohol I guess. A juicy sexy alcohol.

Hey Spooge, who did the cyrillic sig?

Yousa j00cy Mutha! biggrin:

YOU'RE THE DRUNK NOW DAWG!

...erm, I'll have a Spooge on the rocks...with a little umbrella.... oOo:

[quote="Sgt Stryker":b06eb]Hey Spooge, who did the cyrillic sig?[/quote:b06eb]
LOL, I did. It's ok, no? I wanted to try something new. :)

It is pretty secse!

I told you you'd do that! Next time listen to the wide wisdom of Butters!

LMAO.

You are ALL n00bs!

I'm at the next level: I MAKE my own alcohol and get piss drunk on it biggrin:

But seriously though, you need to know your limit and stay around it so you
don't wake up with a hangover all the time...

fuck hangovers DRINK BEER

Sorry but SOLI is right - youre all pussies. If you arent shaking and seeing quadruples, then you havent been drunk. Come on over here, and I'll make you all men.

i got 1 tip for yas...... baked spuds.

jello shots of everclear and beirut, thats all ya need

[quote="Old Reliable":59a35]fuck hangovers DRINK BEER[/quote:59a35]
Sadly, that information could have helped!

[quote="Old Reliable":593b7]fuck hangovers DRINK BEER[/quote:593b7]

fuck hangovers and beer, DRINK WATER.

[quote:d5e5b]fuck hangovers and beer, DRINK WATER.[/quote:d5e5b]

Agreed. Hopefully one (all) of you will become alcoholics and get stabbed and shot in a bar, then lose your car keys and wallet and wake up in the bayou with no clothes on.

[quote="Pfc.Green":feffe][quote="Old Reliable":feffe]fuck hangovers DRINK BEER[/quote:feffe]

fuck hangovers and beer, DRINK WATER.[/quote:feffe]
That's precisely what I'm doing right now.

remember, marijuana is the perfect remedy for hangovers. evil:

I thought Shotguns were? oOo:

Yeah, a nice slug to the temple works just as well...

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":55d9e]remember, marijuana is the perfect remedy for hangovers. evil:[/quote:55d9e]

Dude, the worst thing you can do is get drunk and HIGH!

pfff alcohol? disguisting

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Finlandia vodka ! :)

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Finlandia vodka ! :)[/quote:0fa7e]

W3rd!

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17 and drinking hake:

Tell me this if you're in the house how did your parents not notice the fact that you were most likely starting conversations with the tv remote, or do they know you;re drinking? eek:

Oh c'mon! Are you saying that you never had drink - or got drunk - before you turned 18? That's the legal age in Ireland, right?

Conversations with TV remote? Uhh, what? eek:

I really dont see a problem with 17 year old guy who once in a while gets wasted.

Most of 'em do, anyway.

He was really drunk when i IMed him. He said things like

"im so fucng drunk" and
"i gotta pee"

Thanks for the laugh spooge evil:

[quote="Sotilas Jane":d0740]Oh c'mon! Are you saying that you never had drink - or got drunk - before you turned 18? That's the legal age in Ireland, right?

Conversations with TV remote? Uhh, what? eek:

I really dont see a problem with 17 year old guy who once in a while gets wasted.

Most of 'em do, anyway.[/quote:d0740]

Im almost 23 now and havn't ever drank :)

Oh? Nice one, I'd say.

Heres what I can remember Spooge tellin me over AIM

Spooge:"I can drink! I'm Slavic and it's our culture!"

Me: "Well I'm Italian, but I don't go around killing people!"

lol

Hey, why did you IM me anyway?

Ah, spooge, youre funny.