Fat Chicks
 

Ok, "Spooge's Girl" thread prompted me to make this thread since "Fat Chicks" came up.

How heavy was the fattest chick you ever bonked?
I'll start by confessing to 150lbs. She wasn't fat but i referred to her kind as "Thick". She was a thick chick who loved to screw.....and who was i to deny!!

150 is not bad. I have never had sex before so I cannot comment.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":5094f]150 is not bad. I have never had sex before so I cannot comment.[/quote:5094f]

awwww biggrin: try smashing two pillows together lmao ...heh hang in there it will happen (eventually) happy:

my friend got head by some fat girl and we really made fun of him for that. she wasnt that fat but kinda chunky. her boobs were gigantic though so it wasnt that bad.

oh my god VIRGIN ALERT VIRGIN ALERT! biggrin:

lol i hope ur talkin about chronic. y would he even say that? unless hes like 10

150lbs?? That's not very big, dude.

My buddy is going out with a chick who's 105lbs! Jeezus, I've had shits bigger! Get a woman with some meat on her bones! haw haw!


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Exactly, girls today are so small. Im afraid im gonna break em if i do em hard enough. Girls with meat on the bone are the way to go. Im not saying fat but they got to have something.

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[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d0dca]ed:[/quote:d0dca]

hahahah. What do u know? M16: Leave me alone. I know what i like.

My third time was a one night stand with a fat chick. it was pretty much like the scene in road trip. She was huge, but i was wearing beer goggles at the time, but it was still no excuse.

What does a mo-ped and a fat chick have in common??

Both a great ride until your mates see you with one.

[quote:9bfcb]awwww biggrin: try smashing two pillows together lmao ...heh hang in there it will happen (eventually) happy:[/quote:9bfcb]

so you are infact claming you are a pillow pounder? happy:

I find it funny how so many people say that they wouldn't touch a chubby girl with a 10 foot stick. It's especially funny to be heard from the mouth of the ones, that have never got a woman, of any size.

I would touch, I have touched, and I will propably touch again.

Of course, there are limits in this. But give me a girl with a some extra on her, I really dont give a damn.

My wife is 5'8" 110 lbs., I think the heavist woman I ever slept with was about 5'6" 130 lbs.

Well, not to sound like i'm bragging, but i've been with quite a few girls in my lifetime and i must say.....the real skinny ones don't have too much to offer. I like a lil' meat with my potatos!!
I think my limit on fat chicks would be a buck eighty. Yeah, that sounds reasonable. I'd bang up to 180 but might get blown by someone bigger.
The ideal weight is 125-135lbs. Girls don't weigh that much, women do!!

387 lbs. ed:

Hey, i have some respect for Chronic Diarrhea for not being scared of what others think of him. For all we know, he could be 10 or 30....it doesn't really matter though, he should be commended for his honesty, not ridiculed.

Anyway, a lil' advise to the rest of the forum. If you have an opportunity to be with a girl, go for it. Don't worry if she's not the best looking or if she's carrying a lil' extra weight. You'll be rolling around with her having a ball while your friends will laugh but at the same time doing so while spanking one in a rag. oOo: Who's the fool then??
Never pass up an opportunity....Arkan never did and has no regrets!! biggrin:

Noooo really???? Damn thats big. I gotta say I indulged once, when I was younger, stupid, and intoxicated (funny the only that changed is that im older), she was probably around 2 bills. I took shit from buddies for years about this.

"Big girls need Lovin too" oOo:

cok

I know she ugly but she turns me on. ugly is just a state of mind. you dont see there face when you fuck them from behind.

[quote="Old Reliable":890c2]cok[/quote:890c2] biggrin: biggrin:

I had a friend who turn gay because he dated a plumper. I kinda knew he was a little "festive" because when we were kids; he skipped rope while the rest of us played street hockey.

[quote:f030a]I kinda knew he was a little "festive" because when we were kids; he skipped rope while the rest of us played street hockey.
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nice plagiarism there innoxx.

Hmmmm, what to say here????? When i met my wife, she weighed close to 300. I did not care, and still do not care. she now weighs 250, and i love her just as much as the day i married her. Looks and size do not have evrything to do with it, trust me, i know. I agree with whoever said it (sorry i forgot the name), if you have a chance, go for it and dont worry about what your friends say or think. Who knows, you just might have the time of your life.

A buddy of mine came back from the air force about 1 yr ago, went to town on a hefty girl (weight looks like 160-170). Funny and sad thing was he had recorded it and played it on the net. I am one of the few friends that chose not to see it.

hahahaha poor you 250, i guess i know who has to be on top there evil:

but anyway i try to avoid talking to fat girls in case i get "intoxicated and make a mistake"

[quote="Founding_Law":eb994][quote:eb994]I kinda knew he was a little "festive" because when we were kids; he skipped rope while the rest of us played street hockey.
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nice plagiarism there innoxx.[/quote:eb994]
Nice grammar there, tiger.

It's his wife show some respect you stupid fuck... She's probably a great woman... So shut the fuck up, people like you shit me...

more cusion for da pushin evil:

[quote="Captain Bunny":53e89] it was pretty much like the scene in road trip. [/quote:53e89]

Did anyone else find that chick kinda cute in Road Trip? She has a pretty face...a HUGE ass, but a pretty face.


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