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con Brio 12-06-2002 01:59 PM

you know you're obsessed with MohAA when....
 
feel free to add to this list:

You know you're obsessed with MohAA when:
-u hear the theme music in your head over and over
-when someone pisses u off, u only want to pull out your bazooka and blow the asshole away
-you insult people u know by using the taunts in MohAA (for example, if u see someone miss in a basketball shot, u yell: "I've seen French school girls shoot better!")
-in a place where everyone wears uniforms, like a fast-food joint, u wonder why they haven't turned Force Models off.

oOo:

Pfc.Green 12-06-2002 02:03 PM

The ones we came up with in AA.com mIRC room were better biggrin: angel:

con Brio 12-06-2002 02:06 PM

[quote="Pfc.Green":b36f1]The ones we came up with in AA.com mIRC room were better biggrin: angel:[/quote:b36f1]

hmmmm. i missed those ones. Share em with us pls.... happy:

Tabias2002 12-06-2002 02:14 PM

yes so true
 
that is exactly how i feel...lol....hehehe

Zoner 12-06-2002 02:33 PM

Here's some:

- You often find yourself walking into buildings and think, "Man, this would make a sweet TDM map!

- You lean-strafe around corners in real life.

- You cringe when you walk into a wooded area, expecting a dip in FPS.

- When watching porn with yer buddies, you shout out "I've seen french school girls shoot better" after each on-screen money shot.

- You find yourself muttering "nOOb" to yourself when you see something stupid (e.g. traffic accident)


biggrin:


Zone

Spiderm@n 12-06-2002 02:59 PM

lol zoner there silly ones.

DEVILS ADVOCATE 12-06-2002 03:34 PM

i do the n00b one some of the time

ninty 12-06-2002 03:39 PM

I must not be addicted to MOH.

DEVILS ADVOCATE 12-06-2002 03:40 PM

im starting to find it boring tho now so in started play counter-strike again

ninty 12-06-2002 03:43 PM

I found it boring last March.

Innoxx 12-06-2002 03:58 PM

Yeah, even I went back to CS, here's why:
[img]http://gunshop.clandeadgoat.net/rifles/sasstu_x_m4/xm4big.jpg[/img]

Alias 12-06-2002 04:02 PM

Its sad but I have used the term noob a couple times in real life.

12-06-2002 04:15 PM

omg i always do that! when im driving with the old man ill see someone with their N do something stupid and i just start shouting "you stupid fucking newbie!" etc etc..

and also when someone scores in basketball outside when ever i play (not often.. I am white, white people suck at basketball) and someone get's it in I get the urge to shout "AIMBOT!"

12-06-2002 04:16 PM

omg i always do that! when im driving with the old man ill see someone with their N do something stupid and i just start shouting "you stupid fucking newbie!" etc etc..

and also when someone scores in basketball outside when ever i play (not often.. I am white, white people suck at basketball) and someone get's it in I get the urge to shout "AIMBOT!"

Milla 12-06-2002 04:29 PM

I was trying to teach my friend how to play lacrosse and i made him throw the ball to me, and he missed me by like 10 feet over my head so im like "dude i cant teach you your such a n00b." hes like "a what? wtf is a n00b?" im like "nevermind"

Airborne Butters 12-06-2002 04:46 PM

Ya know your obbssesed with WW2 and MOH:AA when...

a couple months ago I was in-line at Publix and some German tourist lady butted me and I was like "excuse me ma'am, the line starts back there." she continued to ignore me until I said "hey kraut, move your ass to the back" Everyone turned around and I was like "whoops, sorry "

Yea I felt pretty racist..

Sergeant_Scrotum 12-06-2002 09:55 PM

iv started yelling out "OWNED!" all the time now. i feel so stupid though cause no one else finds it funny :(

Argon 12-06-2002 10:43 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":aff2a]I was trying to teach my friend how to play lacrosse and i made him throw the ball to me, and he missed me by like 10 feet over my head so im like "dude i cant teach you your such a n00b." hes like "a what? wtf is a n00b?" im like "nevermind"[/quote:aff2a]

Lacrosse can't be taught your born knowing how to play., kinda like hockey. Everyone else is just a N00b.

con Brio 12-06-2002 10:45 PM

the term "Owned" is something i hear myself using more and more now. And it's all thanks to all of your sigs.... oOo:

Tripper 12-06-2002 11:11 PM

I say "I own j00" Every now and then.

Innoxx 12-06-2002 11:15 PM

[quote=Argon]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Capt. John Miller":99b28
I was trying to teach my friend how to play lacrosse and i made him throw the ball to me, and he missed me by like 10 feet over my head so im like "dude i cant teach you your such a n00b." hes like "a what? wtf is a n00b?" im like "nevermind"

Lacrosse can't be taught your born knowing how to play., kinda like hockey. Everyone else is just a N00b.[/quote:99b28]
Yeha, I'm a pretty good goal tender, must be the french canadian blood in me.

cameltoe 12-06-2002 11:33 PM

haha nice sig scrotum..i see you used my pic
but back on the topic yea i always yell owned when i kick someones ass in real life anything, and some times i find my self saying that things a leet..

also i do say n00b whenever someone falls in the hall or something, but most of the time i catch myself

12-06-2002 11:38 PM

oh i'm born with football as my sport and cant learn how to play any other sport.

stupid theory

Milla 12-07-2002 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argon
Lacrosse can't be taught your born knowing how to play., kinda like hockey. Everyone else is just a N00b.

Exactly, thats why i cant teach anyone, you either got mad skillz, or you dont. Thats why i love the game, its so great, many nights have i come home from a game or practice with huge bruises on my arms from getting hit with the sticks

Punk_Bitch 12-07-2002 02:01 AM

When you know everyone on AA.com

When you use hand grenades on the Fourth of July.

When you pistolwhip someone with a water gun.

I know they are cheesey, but hey, someone will like them...

Punk_Bitch 12-07-2002 02:04 AM

I play Hockey. I've been playing for 19 years.......what position you play?
I played center for 18 years but broke my ankle in 2 spots and had 2 surgeries (Steel plate, 6 screws, 1 pin). Kept me out over 6 months. I couldnt skate as a forward like I used to. Now I have been a Goaltender for almost a full year.

Innoxx 12-07-2002 02:08 AM

[quote="Punk_Bitch":dea72]I play Hockey. I've been playing for 19 years.......what position you play?
I played center for 18 years but broke my ankle in 2 spots and had 2 surgeries (Steel plate, 6 screws, 1 pin). Kept me out over 6 months. I couldnt skate as a forward like I used to. Now I have been a Goaltender for almost a full year.[/quote:dea72]
I told you GOALIE! Been playing since 5. That's 13 years.

Milla 12-07-2002 02:09 AM

Ok punk this is totally off topic but milla will play along so you dont look retarted.

I play hockey for about 5 years now, im either center or right wing.


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