help with the war on masterbation!
 

froget the war on drugs or the war on terroism! we need to protect the world from the newest threat! http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

I'm in the enemies' Militia! evil:

[quote:cdd0a]Reality: Oral and anal sex are already illegal in several States, and people like it that way! [/quote:cdd0a]

this is a joke right? hake:

i think i'll fight for the enemy too, oh here it goes again!

im fighting for the enemy, what are they gonna do, make whacking off illegal. c'mon!

fight for the good side boys! everyone knows masterbation is evil!

Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW!

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BAHAHA, Horny YANKS! evil:

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eheh 150,001, err, i'm not american.

hey, i say stick to what your good at biggrin:

shouldnt that read "sexually deprived" not "horny"??


anal is illegal in the UK. its hard enough trying to convince the missus it wont hurt let alone having dumb laws protecting her.

[quote:b6cb7]Masturbatory devices are already illegal in Texas, and the Police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law, even going as far as to torture clerks that worked in stores that sold indecently-shaped soap and candles, and there has been no public outcry[/quote:b6cb7]

this is bullshit, this store right here in austin sells dildos, one of my friends (girl) got one on her birthday from a few guys. i donno where they got this from. i still like the statistic "5% of americans dont masturbate" thats either the really old 5% who cant get hard to masturbate or people without arms and legs

they don't realize that if anyone tries to enact their proposed "laws", many people will be exercising their 2nd amendment rights.

...yes, also many people will "exercise the ferret" just to make a statement... oOo:

with all these religious overtones it would be logical to assume teh creator of the site lives in a cave, wears rags, and carries an AK-47.

[quote:2b55d]anal is illegal in the UK. its hard enough trying to convince the missus it wont hurt let alone having dumb laws protecting her[/quote:2b55d]

ROFLLMAO !!

I like the Crime VS Masturbation chart, heh

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[quote:66f85]If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.[/quote:66f85]
Hey, he could just be talking to it.

Lol, this site reminds me of [url:3b36a]http://www.seanbaby.com/[/url:3b36a]. Its also meant to be a joke but many people take it seriously. If you havn't noticed, all the information was taken from whitehouse.org, another joke sight.

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

thats old. i heard that last year at like beggining