GARY COLEMAN AND MR NINJA SWORD VS ARKAN AND HIS HOTDOGS!
 

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GARY COLEMAN AND MR NINJA SWORD

VS

ARKAN AND HIS HOTDOGS

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GARY, because what the hell is ARKAN gonna do? Throw hot dawgs at him?

Yup.

O well then, i'll have to change my vote.



Not! Anyway, who u voting 4?

Arkan is looking mighty Van Damnish with the stogie and the wife beater. I'm sayin he woops the plastic ninja man! besides, maybe the hotdogs are just a ruse, they are really filled with c4 and when cary chomps down CABLOOOIE! eatthis:

Where's Gary Coleman (the one on the forums) when you need him?

Go hotdog man!!

Go ninja-type-guy. =\

Go, fatso-ninja, go! biggrin:

http://www.whitevioletpictures.com/shaftli.wmv

action footage of ninja

you should of put the gary coleman picture with him looking at the pitcher

arkan looks as if hes holding some sort of long sharp object so i think ill vote for him , he looks a little more mobil than gary

I say Arkan throws the hotdogs @ Gary, he slices em up, eats em, then kills Arkan.

someone needs to loose weight

he is just big-boned

i donno if you guys have noticed but i dont think thats gary..

gary is gonna eat arkan and his hotdogs then afterwards jusing mr ninja sword as a toothpick....

Man, i'm suprised you guys think that the fat guy would spank me in a fight!! C'mon man, you gotta give me more credit than that.....i'd lure him in nice and close with those juicy burgers an' dogs......then bash his skull in with my trusty Louisville Slugger!!
A fat guy can't turn down a burger.....even in a fight!---Advantage: Arkan [img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img] [img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img]

....but then again, if he gets his mitts on me, i could be his next lunch ! oOo:

[quote=...but then again, if he gets his mitts on me, i could be his next lunch ! oOo:[/quote]

Exactly

He will kill you, thentake the food. Duh!

wow, i just saw this thread and I am sorry i didn't see it earlier! LOL Yeah, i say my "big-boned" body would kick Arkan's azz. C'mon, I think Joe's theory is the closest to the real thing without fighting. Look at those pecs.....I'd entice mr Arkan to touch them like a women's breasts. Once he comes in for the grab, BAM my sword is up his ass within a heatbeat.

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