Holy Crap I'm A Step Dad!
 

The missus' water broke at 8am today she phoned me at 20 past. 6 and half hours later her son and my step son was born. Its called jamie, a healthy 7lbs 1ounce.
Looks a spitting imagine of his wanker of a biological dad who claims its not his, but f*ck him. Me and the missus and jamie have a future to look forward to.
Im so scared!

Well congrats captain bunny!

Sweet buddie!! Congrats! hope ya have fun with him and raise him to be a respectable member of society. As for the other guy, fuck em. He doesn't know that he's missing out on the joy of family!

Congrats on your new SON..yes SON, not stepson because your going to be that childs father, not that other guy. Anyway, congrats, I"m sure if you need any advise there are a few fathers on this forum that will be happy to help you out.

Congrats, d00d! happy:

Remember your kids put you into your retirement center. So plan accordingly or else. Also raise him as you would want to be raised big thing.

Congratulations. Hope everything goes well.

Kids scare me. ed:

Re: Holy Crap I'm A Step Dad!
 

[quote="Captain Bunny":44ca8]Its called jamie, a healthy 7lbs 1ounce.
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That's a great name for an "It" LOL! No nookie for you for a while, something like 3 months? Because of some wierd infection, right?

congrats!

Outstanding, DAD! You're that child's true father. biggrin:

Haha i meant "he" not "it". shh dont let the missus see that i said that.

yeah no nookie for a wee while. that kids going to see more of her tits than i will oOo:
His "dad" has a 2 year old son to another lassie. he sees that one though. but screw him, he is a pratt.
Cool thing about after a woman has had her kid, her stomach is like a big jelly, its cool as hell to sit and press!
and she never beat the living day lights out of me or swore once when she was having him. plus the student midwife was the same one who visited my sister after she had her first kid, its a small world - we were having a chat about this and that, while my girl is standing there getting high on the gas.

no offense man but jamie? did you secretly want a girl oOo:

Jamie goes back a long way, its quite scottish.

She knew she was having a boy, I didnt choose the name. Its just a name, dont knock it.

How old are u bunny?

20, or for the sake of typing more than just "20" in a post i'm typing this what im typing here too.

yea i wouldnt want kids that early.. kinda ruins the fun of partying after college and having fun with non married freinds . but its ur call.. but god jamie? call it james if you want that sort of name for gods sake biggrin:

Jamie is a good name, hell if it was my child, I'd probably name it eddy, or vinny, or giodanna....

What about earl? Or the Fonz?

heh, did you call him an it?

id call it after porn star names biggrin:

Re: Holy Crap I'm A Step Dad!
 

[quote="Captain Bunny":bfeb6]The missus' water broke at 8am today she phoned me at 20 past. 6 and half hours later her son and my step son was born. Its called jamie, a healthy 7lbs 1ounce.
Looks a spitting imagine of his wanker of a biological dad who claims its not his, but f*ck him. Me and the missus and jamie have a future to look forward to.
Im so scared![/quote:bfeb6]

Congrats, d00d. But, why did you call the baby an "it"?

It!the movie(becomes scared)

I called him "it" by accident, come on ive never had a kid around before, im not used the whole deal yet.
Besides, i did say he was my step son and there is nothing missing or anything so he is a definate son.
That whole deal about partying after college etc - well firstly i dont go to college, i work, and there is plenty of time for fun because there is always an eager granny and grandad wanting to hog him off us.
My future father-in-law and I now have a valid reason to build a train set cool: "its for the boy, honest"
ohh, and you get to wander around toy stores without getting wierd looks. bonus!

LOL!!

Maybe I should have a kid...

I had a train set when I was a kid but I could use one now... biggrin: