Friends of Drew for World Leader
 

Okay. I am well on my way to complete and total world domination. So now, I am asking for the support of the common people.

As part of Friends of Drew for World Leader, here are some of your duties:

Hand out fliers to poor, unsuspecting, confused souls.
Laugh maniacally as you see their confusion.
Tell people about how Drew Doss will rule the world.
Find ways to help Drew come to power.
Shoot unbelievers in the foot.
Stab unbelievers in the face.

Of course, being a FoDfWL member, you also get benefits:

Upon my ascension, all FoDfWL will receive large, nation-sized plots of land.
All members will be exempt from paying for anything.
All members will be given anything they want (except my throne).
All members will get cool 'I helped Drew take over the world and all I got was this lousy T-shirt' t-shirts.

Prior to my ascension, all members may:
Claim affiliation with said future World Emperor
Be affiliated with said future World Emperor
Be permitted to shoot stupid unbelievers in the face
Be permitted to stab stupid unbelievers in the face

You can e-mail me at doclabsinc@hotmail.com if you want to help me rule the world. Now back to your regularly scheduled posting.

What the fuck?

this thread is gheyified hake:

How in God's name did you manage to read and post that quickly? =P

What in the hell??? eek:

this would override the rule that Death and TAXES are the only guaranteed things in life

If anyones gonna take over the world it'll be me.

Boredom is an evil, evil thing.

Why would anyone really want to take over the world\?

To shoot people i don't like

Yeah but then you'll be assasinated...

I just want to name it Drewtopia, declare all inhabitants Marshmallow people, declare myself the King of the Marshmallow people, make the UN make me a member of the Security Council permanently and refer to me as King of the Marshmallow people, laugh at them endlessly, then just have a cool house. And lots of women without psychosis. Basically.

Someone else could run it.

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buckweed can be your servant

wtf? eek:

You have 0 support from me, nerd.

Drew, I have some sad news for you, dude. Some other players have paid me and some other snipers to take you out. nothing personal man, it's just business. I promise, you won't feel a thing.

woot.. I forgot about this thread..

I'm much further along my way to ruling the world, though.

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[quote="Bazooka_Joe":2d70e]You have 0 support from me, nerd.[/quote:2d70e]

lol youre the one with 10000 posts

watch yourself of the next time you post youll see this when your browser loads

You have been band from this site. Contact a blah blah blah bleh for more information...

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watch yourself of the next time you post youll see this when your browser loads

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oOo:

Hmmm? freak:

"vee vill vule the vorld!!!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

I can't believe I called Noctis a nerd, heh

He had to be a n00b or something. oOo:

So do you still want to take over the world?

This thread is old as dirt!

Yeah.. I had like 125 posts or something when I posted this thread.

I just thought it was relevant now, because I'm well on my way to world domination now.

It's rather amusing. I actually have chapters established at several universities on the East Coast. People seriously putting up fliers around their campuses and what not. Have over forty people by last count. Problem is hotmail locked the account I was using to communicate for no reason, and I'm still trying to get a bunch of the email addies =\

What is this trash...were you beat as a kid or something.

Nah.. it started out as a joke. We went out on campus at Virginia Tech and put up fliers. Then e-mails started coming in from people. Next thing you know, I've got pictures of the fliers at James Madison, George Mason, and UVA. If I can dig the pictures out of my temp folders I'll post them, doubt they're still there, though.

world domination would be an excellant thing, only if i were the leader. then i would kill all the other men... nad leave JUST the women.. evil:

Ill see you in myrtle beach this summer sweet cheeks biggrin:

I see you still have no friends biggrin: