What are buying for your Wife/Girlfriend for xmas.
 

I bought my gf a pair of Maui Jim's sunglasses and Armani's perfume.

Maui Jim =270.00
Armani = 70.00


Total = 340.00 oOo:


I still think this is not enough.

$270 sunglasses?

what ever happened to oral sex?

Didn't we have this forum already?

Speakers for her PC, and an autographed Eve 6 poster.

[quote="ST_Bazooka_Joe":024ac]Didn't we have this forum already?

Speakers for her PC, and an autographed Eve 6 poster.[/quote:024ac]

No Joe,the forum was"What are you getting"not what are you buying.

Erm. . .

http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=151704

[quote="ST_Bazooka_Joe":80cd6]Erm. . .

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That was 5 dyas ago. cool:

I might buy this chick somtin silk. For my mom I got her some gift certificate for 100 bucks at some store, and frying pans.

buying invisible clothes

heard those look very nice..

well you seen them anywhere I kinda lost'em

their in the invisible closet oOo:

got my girlfriend this rope-style bracelet that took $100 out of my wallet oOo:

literally?

it's a rope

thank you germ oOo:

Re: What are buying for your Wife/Girlfriend for xmas.
 

Hahah, I got my gf some crazy expansive stuff too, and I also feel the same way; I think we need counseling.

why spend money on a girl friend?

a dirty whore that gives it to you right is cheaper!

no did the braclet take ur money?

[quote="The Russian":f8145]no did the braclet take ur money?[/quote:f8145]
A lot of people take my money.

[quote="Garry Coleman":28eb2]got my girlfriend this rope-style bracelet that took $100 out of my wallet oOo:[/quote:28eb2]

Holy shit you spent that much on a blow up doll????

[quote=Hollywood]Holy shit you spent that much on a blow up doll????[/quote:1786c] lol, yeah....she's hot as hell though and i can see myself being with her all throughout highschool (10th grade now). She's actually smart, pretty, and athletic (not a butch way). Wow, i caught myself a winner this time

[quote="Garry Coleman":2d0bb][quote=Hollywood]Holy shit you spent that much on a blow up doll????[/quote:2d0bb] lol, yeah....she's hot as hell though and i can see myself being with her all throughout highschool (10th grade now). She's actually smart, pretty, and athletic (not a butch way). Wow, i caught myself a winner this time[/quote:2d0bb]

. . .you realize this is a blowup doll you're referring to.

I want to get one for when I drive and pretend it's going "down under" on me while at red lights, heh

Sorry if I crossed the line there. I think that would be hysterical tho, make faces at teh ohter people at the lights? heh

hake: lol, i don't mind....atleast i have a blowup doll compare to you runts biggrin:

[quote="ST_Bazooka_Joe":8bdbb]. . .you realize this is a blowup doll you're referring to.

I want to get one for when I drive and pretend it's going "down under" on me while at red lights, heh

Sorry if I crossed the line there. I think that would be hysterical tho, make faces at teh ohter people at the lights? heh [/quote:8bdbb]

You're a strange bird, Bazooka. biggrin:

[quote=Tripper]You're a strange bird, Bazooka. biggrin:[/quote:8d147]

Cmon, that would be funny as hell. It would be funnier if you can see the expressions I was talking about. Picture "Martin Lawurence: You So Crazy" standup talking about the first time you have sex. heh

Gary: Who you calling a runt, you midget??! heh

Heheh road dome from a blow up doll...that reminds me in "Airplane" when the stewardess had to "blow" up the Autopilot.

Heh, Lawrence 0wnZ me....I love Black comedians....Chris Rock is funny as hell..

Garand.

Grand.

Exactly, heh

Brought the gal a tennis bracelet, cost me close to 600 bucks. I think it will be well worth it though.

Why the hell is it called a tennis braclet anyway? I wouldn't wear a braclet thats 600 bucks while playing any damn sport. . .wait, does it have little tennis rackets on it or something?

Tennis Bracelet:
[img]http://www.decdim.com/artisans/jewelry/bracelet4.JPG[/img]

Of course, mine is not that "kenzo", but gernerally that's what a tennis bracelet looks like. If I ever catch my woman play tennis with that on, I'm gonna....... aw, I can't stay mad at her. Fucking women.

lol joe. I take it that you don't ever take a glimpse at those Shop at home channels(Shop NBC, Home Shopping Network, QVC, etc.) Those are the ones i've learned from over the years. My mom would never watch anything else...she was addicted to it like crack. I could probably pass a gemologist test and get a degree if i tried from all that education and vocab from those channels..........sickening stuff

Nah man, the only QVC's I watch are like those knife shows. They got like kitana's and crap on that biznitch!!

[quote="ST_Bazooka_Joe":86ff9]Nah man, the only QVC's I watch are like those knife shows. They got like kitana's and crap on that biznitch!![/quote:86ff9]
lol, QVC is the big-league for shopping channels

Please don't tell me you bought that retail. Every time I hear what people pay for jewelry retail I get sick. I've been in the jewelry business my whole life, my father owned several stores. Stores like Pawnshops are the place to go, as long as they are respectable. They sell used and new jewelry at street prices. You pay $600 for a crap bracelet in stores like Kays that you can get for $150 in Pawn Shops. People that go to retail stores usually get ripped off because they don't know what they are doing. They sell you 5 Carat bracelets that have the worst quality stones, and you don't care because they are diamonds.