Should butters cockslap his mother?
 

You might have read this in the "presents thread".

[quote:0d19a]Last night we were opening them and I went to my room for a min to get somthing. My mom thought I went in there to get away from everyone so she's all like "what is your fuckin problem!" I told her nothing I came here for a min. She then told me to fuck myself and that she was taking back all the gifts. So basically I have no gifts.

OH yea, she also said I was kicked outta the house when I turn 18, which is in 1 week.
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Sounds like a pretty heartless thing to say especialy on christmas.

Where I come from, we call that "getting Franked" and yes it originated with a man named Frank.

Yea she hasn't spoken too me at all today. I'm basically formulating how I can get money quick, in order to get outta here. I say I've got about a week till I'm kicked.

If she does kick me out, I'm gonna put a brick through our $2,000 front glass door.

Heh heh heh, Butter's I hope you have friends.

I'm glad I don't live in a house like that. Sorry dude. Must suck.

Yea I do, and it's so refreshing that when I tell them this they all say "well dude come live with me" or "my parents wouldn't mind if you came and stayed with us"

Are you sure your mother wasn't drunk or something? Heh, I don't think daddy is making mommy feel beautiful anymore.

Do what I did, my mother at one time thought I despised my sister, so she always pulled this shit telling me "fine, from now on, you do what you want". When I made a point, she did this, and it pissed me off SO damn much.

So finally, one day she did that, and I said, "fine I will" I went into her room, locked the door, and threw all of her shit out of the window. I smashed her TV, and threw the mattress on the roof of the patio. She came in, I cursed her out, and she started to cry.

This was about 2 years ago, ever since then, I don't think we've had a problem. We're actually closer now.

Moral of the story is this: I'm not saying get disgrutal on your mother, but sometimes you have to show them that they need to stop being such a pain in your ass. They are family and they have the right to be, yes, but sometimes you just need to be YOU and not the son/daughter of Mr. and Mrs. whomever.

all you americans are weird people oOo:

kids these days have no respect for parents hake:

that's not the right way to treat ur mother man.

I had good reason, and like I said, it was for the better. We're actually ALOT closer now.

take it like a man, not like a lunatic

she's closer to u now because she fears u now lol

but joe is a lunatic! biggrin:

honestly, my mom gets like that sometimes....I would just LOVE to curse her out, but I'd feel too badly. She always plays "the guilt game" with your mind until you give in to what she wants. She won't cook for you-->cereal for the rest of your highschool days. Too much of the losing of the regular stuff would make you crack. She's very rigid and would never give up, even if she was wrong. I hate those guilt games...she probably got the idea from Dr. Phil or something oOo:

Yea i know what u mean. My mom can be a real bitch most of the time. Ever since my parents got divorce shes been insane and shes the one who wanted a divorce. She never gets off my back about anything. Shes fucking crazy and sometimes kids need to say shit to their parents. I wouldn go as far as throwing her shit out the window but i told her she was a crazy bitch. Yea she was pissed but shes alot calmer now. hahaha i think shes scared of me. biggrin:

Yea well, my rents left to go eat X-mas dinner at my sisters house and didn't even tell me. I was in my room and went to get a drink and they were gone. Fuck them. I already looked at the gifts my mom got me. They were still wrapped in her room, I just cut the tape with an exacto knife and I got shit. I got a book (WTF?! oOo: eek: ) BoB on DVD and pants and clothes that she knows I'll never wear.

God she's fuckin retared

what are you complaining about, a book is the best gift

Fuck, you rich cunts bitch too much.

No kidding.

Butters, those gifts don't sound all that bad to me.

I'd knocke her out.. but then again i despise my mother biggrin: good thing i never see her.. hmm ill have to go see her dad and step mom and get my christmas money lol.

well when all you ask for christmas is a tub of lard... oOo:

but still dude...you say some harsh things about your mother...maybe you should of told her that you needed to go to your room or something...just be happy you got any gifts at all, I don't see a BoB DVD under my tree do I?

w0rd ^

Step back for a moment and look at things from her perspective. I'm guessing you two have fuckall for communication skills. Why not be a MAN about it and sit down and talk with her. Grow the fuck up and appologize. She likely will too. And if not, who gives a rip, she's still going to be your mother at the end of the day and life will move forward as normal. Trust me, at 17 you don't want to lose your family I don't care how tough you are. I'm sure shes a huge bitch and all, but sucking it up and dealing with it is part of growing up. Live and Learn Butters.

Just to get back at what I was saying, even then, I probably would of never hit my mom. The worst I got was raising my voice to her like that, but never physically tried to scare her.

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Butterball, you need to grow the fuck up! For christ sake man, you're bitching about only getting BoB DVD set, book and clothes?? Do you know how much BoB cost? $90, most likely $10 for the book, and $50 for the clothes... that's like $140+ worth of christmas gifts. For christ sake man, you need to wake up and start appreciating what you recieve.

/rant over

No you know what I'm fucking bitchin about is the fact that I get left to myself on christmas! You know that BoB is the only thing I got that was on my list? HUH did you know that? How about since I've been 8 I've asked for a fucking telescope but never got one. Instead she gave my cousin a telescope? What about that? You guys can go fuck yourselves! Considering I got about 4 gifts while my sisters got about 20 each, including the fact that my parents bought one of my sisters a house! WTF is that about? What about how on christmas when my siblings first go there license they all got NEW cars?

Oh and apologizing too her? I wake up this morning and say "merry christmas mom!" She turns and says "fuck off, I'm still not talking to you" Gee what mom is that loving ? She got BoB on DVD, the only thing I liked. She got me a bunch of clothes that I would never wear! And she fuckin knows this. Everyday she's trying to mold me into something that I'm not! I'm so fuckin tired of her. Even my sisters and grandmother agree. My sisters were like "Why is it we have more gifts than you, Eric?"

Boy howdy, good thing you guys know my mom better than I do! Hmm how about when she forgot my 16th B-day? OR heck, when she calls me a "fuckin loser" when I'm sick and can't go too school?

It's not like I didn't get anything for her. I got her a 150 dollar gift certifcate to Jo-Ann fabrics ( she likes sewing) and a 60 dollar frying pan.

Gee can't wait to wake up on my 18th B-day and get kicked out! Should be a wonderful fuckin time!

well you ARE a loser butters so she's not all that wrong about that. why don't you just move out on your own like a big boy.

Butters, I didn't know that.

Well, the only thing I can tell you is to tell her how you feel. If that doesn't work, join the military and get the fuck out! Never talk to her for like four years or get in contact and maybe she'll release how she was.

Sometimes parents get stressed out by shit and take it out on thier kids, happens a lot.

[quote="Airborne Butters":0a167]No you know what I'm fucking bitchin about is the fact that I get left to myself on christmas! You know that BoB is the only thing I got that was on my list? HUH did you know that? How about since I've been 8 I've asked for a fucking telescope but never got one. Instead she gave my cousin a telescope? What about that? You guys can go fuck yourselves! Considering I got about 4 gifts while my sisters got about 20 each, including the fact that my parents bought one of my sisters a house! WTF is that about? What about how on christmas when my siblings first go there license they all got NEW cars?

Oh and apologizing too her? I wake up this morning and say "merry christmas mom!" She turns and says "fuck off, I'm still not talking to you" Gee what mom is that loving ? She got BoB on DVD, the only thing I liked. She got me a bunch of clothes that I would never wear! And she fuckin knows this. Everyday she's trying to mold me into something that I'm not! I'm so fuckin tired of her. Even my sisters and grandmother agree. My sisters were like "Why is it we have more gifts than you, Eric?"

Boy howdy, good thing you guys know my mom better than I do! Hmm how about when she forgot my 16th B-day? OR heck, when she calls me a "fuckin loser" when I'm sick and can't go too school?

It's not like I didn't get anything for her. I got her a 150 dollar gift certifcate to Jo-Ann fabrics ( she likes sewing) and a 60 dollar frying pan.

Gee can't wait to wake up on my 18th B-day and get kicked out! Should be a wonderful fuckin time![/quote:0a167]

I say a punch to her forhead is needed, no offence but she sounds like a complete cunt.

Yea she is a bitch.

Plus you are all forgetting that I'm not gettin these gifts. She's "GOING TO FUCKIN RETURN THEM!" is what she said.

I wouldn't hit her, going a bit over board there. Since she is your Mother and is a woman.

I'd just break it to her how you feel...

OR just go to her and apologise. Cause maybe she is pissed about something.

I won't hit her. I'm still trying to think about when I get kicked out, or run away. Where am I gonna go and how will I get money.

I already told you, I've tried apolgizing her. I said "Merry Christmas" this morning and I was told to fuck off.

[quote="Airborne Butters":0692b]I won't hit her. I'm still trying to think about when I get kicked out, or run away. Where am I gonna go and how will I get money.

I already told you, I've tried apolgizing her. I said "Merry Christmas" this morning and I was told to fuck off.[/quote:0692b]

Shit on her bed...

in the real world people earn money by the process called working.

You're a senior, right??

If you are, then get the fuck out and move with some friends... then take the ASVAB and join the military. We're going to war anyways, might as well make yourself useful the being a homeless homo.

Start a career there, if not, get out use the GI BILL and get some college education. You can start your own life without your parents help... just totally ignore your Mom for awhile and have HER come to you and say sorry.

Maybe something is bothering her... talk to her or something.

If all else fails.... move out get a job and learn the hard way. It almost happened to me.....

yes join your so called army and become another expendible number! fun fun fun!

wow your all f'n nuts...

Yeah, Handjob has a point, you could be like Pvt. Pyle... cept don't kill yourself, let the "land tropedos" do that for you.