anyone have Red alert 2?
 

i keep owning the computer even with A.I upgrades so does anyone wanna play me?

Who would say yes?! well somone who wants to be embarrased maybe. Truthfully RA2 was a let down, its wasnt that good at all. I threw that burnt game in the trash

i donno, i like it but iv got a few mods throwen in.

Forget this get Warcraft3 one of the best games ive ever seen its so cool Humans,Orcs,Undead and night elves in a huge war

[quote="Capt. John Miller":060e1]Who would say yes?! well somone who wants to be embarrased maybe. Truthfully RA2 was a let down, its wasnt that good at all. I threw that burnt game in the trash[/quote:060e1]
Skeet shooting.

DAMN ME! why didnt i think of that?!?! cry: NOW GET IN IRC INNOXX!

The first Red alert kicked ass. I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END ON THE ALLIED SIDE!!!! cry: i never got passed that mission near the end where you have to disarm the nucleur bombs. The Axis kicked ass with stalin taking over the world biggrin: too bad he was poisened and then shot. freak:

That one hot chick bends over for you and spreads her vagina lips.

She quitely queefs and you pass out of existment. You later find out your penis is moist.

oOo:

The only good thing about RA2:
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KARI WUHRER!

aahhhh!!

theres that pretty cunt who queefed in my face and made me past out!!!

moist penis!

LMFARO! You a funy motherfucker, Handjob.

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CAUGHT YOU RED HANDED INNOXX!!!!11!!!

ROFLMFARO!

BAHAHHAH!!

ROTFLMFARO!

If zap doenst post in a few days, its because he was banned, so dont worry biggrin:

FUCK ME IN THE A-HOLE WITHOUT LUBRICATION OR WITH A SOFT PENIS< PREFERABLY MOIST!

I CANT EDIT IT!!!

Yeah, the original Red Alert owned, but then EA took control of the games and made it into some joke-funny-atmosphere game......LAAAAAAAMMMEEEEE... In the original Red Alert you had to destroy civilian villages and commit attrocities, but in RA2 it's a joke. Tanya got tortured, and people got shot on screen; Stalin was fucking some chick in one scene, but now it's a child's game! AGHHHHH!!

The allied ending of red alert was the following.


It shows some american troops inside a building with rubblr all around them and they find stalin underneath some rubble still alive. One of the generals that briefs you through the missions shows up and just puts a rock over stalins face so he stays buried and thats it.

how the fuck did my red alert 2 thread turn into pr0n?

really? ah thats gay. Being on the axis is much better. I remember for the last level on axis i put a perimeter of tesla coils around by base. I had so many of those. nothing could stand more than 5 seconds near my base. Then i stoped them from building those shipyards by puting my submarines under their shipyard spawn. I had so many troops to attack the allies, i built that army for at least 3 days. Man that was fun.