New Year's Resolutions!
 

As many of you already know, my last year's new year's resolution was to become a Pokemon master. Obviously, I have achieved that goal. This year, my new year's resolution is to roll a doobie out of a one-hundred dollar bill, and smoke it. What are yours?

Re: New Year's Resolutions!
 

[quote="Recycled Spooge":bbf6c]This year, my new year's resolution is to roll a doobie out of a one-hundred dollar bill, and smoke it. What are yours?[/quote:bbf6c]

Try one hundred $1 dollar doobies :) . Hmmm, to get more poon is mine.

cockslap my history teacher

Get money through illegal means.

never EVER have to take a shit in school...

get laid

buy garand

get laid

shoot garand

get head

court spooge for marriage oOo:

Re: New Year's Resolutions!
 

[quote="Recycled Spooge":ca1d6]What are yours?[/quote:ca1d6]
To quit smoking.

•Get laid

•Get Head

•Get a Job

*hang out with the g/f more
*quit smoking
*earn enough money to get the fuck out of BC
*buy new car

My new years resolution is to live up to my comrade and my new lennin, Spooge. Not only is he a great communist, he has a hot girl who is bi and dammit he knows where to get those shirts. By this time next year i want to be up to par with spooge!

No more street racing. Glove compartment is getting full of unpaid speeding tickets.

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":0328c]My new years resolution is to live up to my comrade and my new lennin, Spooge. Not only is he a great communist, he has a hot girl who is bi and dammit he knows where to get those shirts. By this time next year i want to be up to par with spooge![/quote:0328c]
Thank you sir! Thank you! happy: My friend, anything is possible. Last year, at this time, I didn't see myself anywhere close to where I am today. cool:

i'm w/ buckweed

meaning you were still a capitalist pig? hake: shame on you spooge

Stop copying me...

lol, you better hurry up, BC sucks. BwA-HahAHAAHAha... =\

[quote=Innoxx]*buy new car[/color]
Get a motorbike... Well what car are you getting anyway?

[/quote:2d1de]
lol, you're an idiot... Street racing. LOL!

Hire a hot girl from a strip club to come over to your house. evil:

i won't have any money left after the garand cry:

i could always hire milla...hmm he do birthdays?

Lose weight and do a girl up the butt.

ewww! Anal? Make sure you wear a condom.

well joe.. you may not get a girl, but, you could always go to prison, there's tons of bitches up in there..

alright I am officially talkin out my ass. I havent slept, its 6:35am and dammit im bored! time for another stroll downtown..blah its better at 3am downtown!

Its 1:32am here, i just got off the PS2, and my gurl just came in the door. Time for some action. heh heh heh. Oh, and Jaizen, get me that Russian font. =)

Anyway, there aren't any girls in male prisons.

ahh but like i said lots of "bitches"

posted it for ya vVolf, for somereason posts seem to disapear untill i go to reply i see them oOo:

Why? She can't have an ass-baby. All you need is lotsa lube.

yes, penis touching shit, what a very attractive moment that is..

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":332f9]yes, penis touching shit, what a very attractive moment that is..[/quote:332f9]

Wha? Where does this get involved with anal? I said a girl, not a guy! sheesh.

oh im sorry girls dont have shit in their ass thats righ! oOo:

someone faild biology and it wasnt me lol

riiight. . .anyways, enough about the anal, heh biggrin:

[quote="ST_Bazooka_Joe":994e4]Why? She can't have an ass-baby. All you need is lotsa lube.[/quote:994e4]

What about all the poo poo? Do you want crusty bits on your willy? LOL.

Pink is better. POOP comes out of asshole!

[quote=vVolf]What about all the poo poo? Do you want crusty bits on your willy? LOL.[/quote:eb641]

That's why she cleans it first. They sell a tool at sex stores to clean yourself before you recieve.

Anyways, get off the anal! heh

What if she has the runs? ....and you just gave her a bratwurst enema

Extra resolution for the next 10 years.. Visit Vladimir Lenin's grave/museum.

D00d! lol

That's why I have a whole year to plan it, ok? heh

I'll slip metamusil in her coffee or something! heh

Just have head. Its cleaner, funner, and feels a whole lot better with the moisture. What if she has a really dry, crusty ass? lol... I'd hate to think what your dick would look like. DAMN! I thought of it. It looks like its been rubbed with X-tra course sand paper. OOoooooooo!

Fuck off, I'm eating breakfast here!

Crusty poo on a pooie dick with dick cheese flaking off and some biaoch is eating the poo, and the poo is hard, and what the fuck am i talking about, and um, yeah.

What you eating?

Dammit, haven't you heard of lube? But now that mention it, maybe I will use a condom, lol

good idea joe. condoms=always the right choice.

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":95e8c]good idea joe. condoms=always the right choice.[/quote:95e8c]
Yeah, and flavored condoms = Fun for both of you!

I never understood the person of flavored condoms. Who would want to catch a quickie with a condom on? Who likes to chew on latex? sheesh.

Jaizen: Yes for sex they are, but for anal, does it really matter?