Nice day for a slashing :(
 

Was down at the chip shop earlier on with the dog en tow. There were 2 people before me in the queue so i just tie my dog up outside and wait at the back of the shop. The guy first in line struck me as being weird, never stopped pacing about the place and was muttering to him self for some reason or other.

After about 5 minutes of waiting he's seemingly getting agitated, starts muttering "fucking hurry up" and "shut the fuck up" when he hears the staff in the back talking. A few minutes later one of the staff comes out with his order and he basically starts screaming that he was supposed to be out of there half an hour ago (even thoughi found out he was only waiting about 10 minutes). The staff member apoligises and im at the back of the shop thinking how much of a nut job this guy is. He spins round and glares at myself and the customer who's before me in the queue, starts shouting "are you fucking laughing at me", myself and the other customer look at each other and i say no-one said anything mate.

Its at this point he grabs his order and throws it at us before producing a knife outta his pocket. My dog sees this and she's going fucking ape shit outside to try and get in at the guy, he turns his attention towards her knife in hand and makes a beeline for her.

Its at this point i realise wtf is about to happen and grab him from behind by the neck and end up pulling him off his feet onto the ground . He's on the ground knife in hand and i end up getting a slash from about 2 inches below my right eye down about 4 inches in length. Fucking psycho was swinging it everywhere, the other customer realises wtf is going on and he kciks the knife out of his hands. We had to keep him restrained on the ground till some of the staff could get out from behind the counter and deal with him (two big guys to say the least).


Got out from the hospital like half an hour ago with a few stitches where the cut is. Wasn't too deep but coulda been worse. =/

where's the IRA when you need them?

"d00d that punk is being an asshat to gerard"
"shoot heem"

damn nice job and great story

Re: Nice day for a slashing :(
 

Lol, Chip shop = fast food joint, en tow = walking the dog on a leash. queu = line. Sorry, I'm just a stupid Canadian.

everyone knows what a queue is around here angel:

I was pretty stupid for tackling him but theres no way i was gonna let my dog get knifed. Thats the first time ive brought her down there on a leash, if she hadn't been tied up the guy woulda had his throat bitten off him.

Did you ever think of calling the police on him...he slashed you!

Dude, he lives in Belfast. Garard, at least now you'll have a kickass scar; make that boysih face of yours look more manly

*boyish (fucking lack of edit button).

Well he probably did, they had to hold them for the police first though.

Great job Gerard biggrin:

BELFAST!

I think Ireland has POLICE! LoL.

Fomr what ive been told the guy is supposodly mentally handicapped in some way. Theres some oOo: uk law that basically states you CANNOT hit them back even if they attack you like this. Didn't stop me bouncing his head off the ground when i pulled him down though.

Im just gonna leave it at that, no point pursuing legal action that will take years to go through.

I was told in the hospital its not really deep enough to scar, last thing i want is a 4 inch scar on my face because of some oOo:

mentally handicapped oOo:

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Try again Gerard.

What?

shit gerard, /me kisses ur boo boo :) i love j00

Gerard kicks ass. At least he didnt have a spider biggrin:

i'm sure there are plenty of spyders around to cuddle with

Boo Boo? eek:

eek:

Guy slashes me in the face he's not going to the police, im taking him behind the shop and fuckin him up.

You should have had a pistol, m8. I would have put a 9mm Parabellum righ into his head. Glad you're OK. biggrin:

Happy New Year!!!

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":53e6d]eek:

Guy slashes me in the face he's not going to the police, im taking him behind the shop and fuckin him up.[/quote:53e6d]

But he has a knife... You only have a fist. How the hell do you think you can bash him?

You (with fists/legs) against Him (With a knife) = Bad news for you...

[quote="Jedi Marksman":ef56a]You should have had a pistol, m8. I would have put a 9mm Parabellum righ into his head. Glad you're OK. biggrin:

Happy New Year!!![/quote:ef56a]

Ammendum to my last post. i know you guys over there don't have the option to own firearms like we do here "across the lake". So, but hey, you're the man. I bet the ladies in the store were turned on by your heroism. Maybe you'll get knighted.

[quote="Jedi Marksman":51c79][quote="Jedi Marksman":51c79]You should have had a pistol, m8. I would have put a 9mm Parabellum righ into his head. Glad you're OK. biggrin:

Happy New Year!!![/quote:51c79]

Ammendum to my last post. i know you guys over there don't have the option to own firearms like we do here "across the lake". So, but hey, you're the man. I bet the ladies in the store were turned on by your heroism. Maybe you'll get knighted.[/quote:51c79]



Heroism? What i did was stupid and no more than that. I coulda had the thing rammed into my face but i only caught the edge of it. I basically panicked because i seen my dog being threatened. If she wasn't on a leash tied up i probably wouldn't have reacted like that because the oOo: woulda been minus his throat by now.

Gerard, ur my hero. U should have had ur dog bite his nuts off. Then u should have kicked him in the face and then shoved fast food down his throat.

[quote="Jedi Marksman":5db47]You should have had a pistol, m8. I would have put a 9mm Parabellum righ into his head. Glad you're OK. biggrin:

[/quote:5db47]
& here we see the standered american coming into the thread & saying something stupid...

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":cac4a][quote="Jedi Marksman":cac4a]You should have had a pistol, m8. I would have put a 9mm Parabellum righ into his head. Glad you're OK. biggrin:

[/quote:cac4a]
& here we see the standered american coming into the thread & saying something stupid...[/quote:cac4a]


true true,


good thing your allright, its a cool story for when you get older, lets hope it doesnt happen again

too funny he had to be retarded and a wimp if you could beat him. you are a small guy. j/k

[quote="Founding_Law":ca3d6]too funny he had to be retarded and a wimp if you could beat him. you are a small guy. j/k[/quote:ca3d6]


And you're what? g foot 7 and built like a shitehouse door?

6 foot 7, fucking no edit bollocks. oOo: oOo:

no I'm 6 foot 2 230 lbs. and have not lost a fight in 18 years. and i said just joking. and we all know you have a napoleon complex. in fact you should watch gangs of New York. bill the butcher says some real good shit about the Irish.

in fact every irish person i know gets drunk and trys to fight anybody. funny thing is there all wimps. not every irish mind you just the ones i know. in fact you guys been fighting each other for hundreds of years. hey if we burn you is the smoke green. lol

[quote="Founding_Law":aaed1]no I'm 6 foot 2 230 lbs. and have not lost a fight in 18 years. and i said just joking. and we all know you have a napoleon complex. in fact you should watch gangs of New York. bill the butcher says some real good shit about the Irish.

in fact every irish person i know gets drunk and trys to fight anybody. funny thing is there all wimps. not every irish mind you just the ones i know. in fact you guys been fighting each other for hundreds of years. hey if we burn you is the smoke green. lol[/quote:aaed1]

Perhaps you should shut the fuck up, sound good...great.

[quote="Founding_Law":9d509]no I'm 6 foot 2 230 lbs. and have not lost a fight in 18 years. and i said just joking. and we all know you have a napoleon complex. in fact you should watch gangs of New York. bill the butcher says some real good shit about the Irish.

in fact every irish person i know gets drunk and trys to fight anybody. funny thing is there all wimps. not every irish mind you just the ones i know. in fact you guys been fighting each other for hundreds of years. hey if we burn you is the smoke green. lol[/quote:9d509]

AAH where would we be without the stereotype. You want to know something? England is a helluva lot worse for drinking than ireland and i would say america is above both by far seeing as theres more people in it. We get stereotyped as "mad drinkers" because some popular drinks are made here like guinness. oOo:

And every irish person u now gets drunk to fight, yeah right that just conviently happens to fit an untrue stereotype.

As to your last point:

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[quote:3b55f]Perhaps you should shut the fuck up, sound good...great[/quote:3b55f]

I will do what i want. sounds better than great. JEALOUS that i am built like a man should be, and you have a girls body. thats the truth of your statement. what i said a bout the Irish is truth. so why dont you shut up little girl. swordfight:

[quote="Founding_Law":d0e7d][quote:d0e7d]Perhaps you should shut the fuck up, sound good...great[/quote:d0e7d]

I will do what i want. sounds better than great. JEALOUS that i am built like a man should be, and you have a girls body. thats the truth of your statement. what i said a bout the Irish is truth. so why dont you shut up little girl. swordfight:[/quote:d0e7d]

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Thanks for the laugh.

[quote="Founding_Law":c2394][quote:c2394]Perhaps you should shut the fuck up, sound good...great[/quote:c2394]

I will do what i want. sounds better than great. JEALOUS that i am built like a man should be, and you have a girls body. thats the truth of your statement. what i said a bout the Irish is truth. so why dont you shut up little girl. swordfight:[/quote:c2394]


Oh jesus what a fuckstick. Here founding fag ive devoted a new part of my sig to you, see if you're "quick" enough to catch it.

i like how you kids have to use such colorful metaphors. because you cant hang with a true argument. and you cant take it when some one speaks the truth about something that you don't want to believe.

[quote="Founding_Law":a3934]i like how you kids have to use such colorful metaphors. because you cant hang with a true argument. and you cant take it when some one speaks the truth about something that you don't want to believe.[/quote:a3934]

Ok then son, were talking stereotypes then eh?

So i suppose if the one about the irish is true that must mean the stereotype about all americans being lardasses that do nothing but sit and eat allday must also be true huh?

I know for a fact thats not true as i talk to quite a lot of them every day and have become friends with a select few of them. Since you've never visited ireland id love to know where you get this retarded idea from. You know a couple of irish people and because they act like asses that means the whole country acts like that?

Yeah foundinglaw i bow to your "obviously" superior logic, i have to say if i had the outlook that you do i would have a stereotype for every race country and creed and know it to be true because you said so and the fact tat i see a few of them acting in a paticular manner. oOo:


Now

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And leave this thread alone asshole, its not about countrys or your retarded stereotypical outlook of them.