I know why the Germans lost the war!
 

I know why the Germans lost the war! If every general was like general Thomsen in the movie "Das Boot" you know the drunk guy with beard at the party in the beginning, it isnt strange that they lost the war... biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

Ok people of the board, guys like obergefrieter are is why I support abortion.

LOL, you nearly killed me Innoxx. I fell off my chair laughing.

You're weird Obergefreiter. They lost because of poor tactics, and a strong resistance from the rest of the world.

Moved to Offtopic.

Yeah they didnt lose because of drunk generals. They lost because the Allies had superior technology in many fields, more highly trained soldiers, more weapons, GOOD TACTICS, and we used False information to trick the germans into moving to places we wanted them. This opened up many places in france and allowed us to gain a HUGE footstep. I recomend not basing your ideas of history on a Hollywood Movie. Read a History book, or watch the history channel You might learn a thing or too.

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innoxx loves man genitals biggrin:

[quote="[DAS REICH]Unknown_Sniper":2ff91]Yeah they didnt lose because of drunk generals. They lost because the Allies had superior technology in many fields, more highly trained soldiers, more weapons, GOOD TACTICS, and we used False information to trick the germans into moving to places we wanted them. This opened up many places in france and allowed us to gain a HUGE footstep. I recomend not basing your ideas of history on a Hollywood Movie. Read a History book, or watch the history channel You might learn a thing or too.[/quote:2ff91]

Also, history shows you can't really win an offensive war on two fronts... mwah:

Every one knows the Germans lost the war because of lag.

Obviously the allies had a curtain/wall/carpet-hack

It was the auto-aim cheat and the god mode. You can't forget the teleport cheat like how else did the Russians get to Berlin so damn fast.

Can't forget the ever famous TRIVIA HACK

Re: I know why the Germans lost the war!
 

Just thought I'd point out that there are no Generals in Navys.

[quote="[DAS REICH]Unknown_Sniper":72181]Yeah they didnt lose because of drunk generals. They lost because the Allies had superior technology in many fields, more highly trained soldiers, more weapons, GOOD TACTICS, and we used False information to trick the germans into moving to places we wanted them. This opened up many places in france and allowed us to gain a HUGE footstep. I recomend not basing your ideas of history on a Hollywood Movie. Read a History book, or watch the history channel You might learn a thing or too.[/quote:72181]

fist of all axis had wayyyy superior technology than the allies, only towards the end did the allies surpas them, the reason the germas lost was because hitler was too cocky and the allies outnumbered the axis by alot. also if the japs were not atomic bombed the allies would have lost alot of men before taking it by foot. so i reccomend you not base ur veiw of history on patriotism or you lose alot of the facts hake:

yes i agree with camle tow and his 45 year old pam anderson lookign girl sig

It's Heidi Klum.

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when they attacked russia, they had to split their armies. if hitler waited and centered all of his troops west, he probably would have stopped the invasion

maybe if he never declared war on the russians and americans everyone in europe would be speaking german ja?

The key to winning war is have your biggest enemies fighting each other. Thus having the russians fight the americans would have been in the best interests of hitler. Once Russia and the states wipe each other out, hiter can simply walk through and take over. Very simple really.

Anyway, on the eastern front there were 3 army groups. North Centre and South. Of course you can't have one army covering the whole area. Thats just not logistically possible. Each army had different objectives.

As for more troops on the West front, if hitler had taken from the eastern front, he wouldn't have lasted long. They should ahve activated the Panzer division near normandy, and the germans would ahev had a better chance.

Anyway, theres a paratrooper saying that fits the assault on the west well.

"When Hitler built his Atlantic wall, he forgot to put a roof on it."

Hitler was a doodle brain and his crap tactics lost the war. Germans had good Generals, all of them were sober though but Adolf didn't listen.

I would like to quote Eddi Izzard on this matter.

"The reason the Russians set up the Eastern block is beacause they were always being invaded. 100 years earlier Napoleon steamed in going ' I'm gonna kill them I'm gonna kill them...oh it's a bit cold it's a bit cold.....ok bad idea.' Then 100 years later Hitler goes ' I've got a better idea I've got a better idea....oh it's the same idea it's the same idea.' And Hitler ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.....and that's fun....I think that's funny... because he was a mass murderering fuckhead. That was his honeymoon too. 'Eva let's marry...oh Adolf where shall our honeymoon be...well outside in a ditch, covered in petrol on fire....oh Adolf how romantic.....yes I thought so eatthis: FUN!

'Eva let's marry...oh Adolf where shall our honeymoon be...well outside in a ditch, covered in petrol on fire....oh Adolf how romantic.....yes I thought so

Whats wrong with a pertoleum covered ditch on fire??? oOo:

sepireor tech dont you gis watch history chanel the germans had most advanced tech in the field they just didnt have the time to refine the tech to good working order because of the war, M1A1 abrams uses a revised simpler version of the panthers supention that is 50 plus years ago & they had the best just needed time to work the kinks out witch because hitler started the war 3 years ahead of his own time schedule they lost the war, its a merical they did as well as they did in the first 4 years Plains britt's used carberated motors German had fuel injection little to no stall in roll P4 & up had longer range gun with higer velocity than all allied tanks yes there engines were messy but when your factory's are bombed every day its hard to make a perficte park but still they did! I saw program about a ME109 manufactured in 1943 midle of the allied boming rades factory was hit every other day they took crak shaft to england rolls royce told them not to damage it as they dont think with curent lazer tech they could get as good of a refined percision peice as the hand made part was the germans had go equipment bad leader

Lost the War
 

Hitler's decisions are the reason they lost the War.

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[quote=cameltoe]fist of all axis had wayyyy superior technology than the allies, only towards the end did the allies surpas them, the reason the germas lost was because hitler was too cocky and the allies outnumbered the axis by alot. also if the japs were not atomic bombed the allies would have lost alot of men before taking it by foot. so i reccomend you not base ur veiw of history on patriotism or you lose alot of the facts hake:[/quote:e94b2]

wrong!

technology went back and forth throughtout the war.

for example when the Russians made the T-34 the Germans saw that their tanks were crap so they made Tiger and Panther, the Russians then made T-34/85 and IS-2, the Germans made Tiger II, etc.

whenever either side came up with a good idea the opponent went back to teh drawing board and came up with a better idea.

[quote="6panzer/unclebob":66fb8]sepireor tech dont you gis watch history chanel the germans had most advanced tech in the field they just didnt have the time to refine the tech to good working order because of the war, M1A1 abrams uses a revised simpler version of the panthers supention that is 50 plus years ago & they had the best just needed time to work the kinks out witch because hitler started the war 3 years ahead of his own time schedule they lost the war, its a merical they did as well as they did in the first 4 years Plains britt's used carberated motors German had fuel injection little to no stall in roll P4 & up had longer range gun with higer velocity than all allied tanks yes there engines were messy but when your factory's are bombed every day its hard to make a perficte park but still they did! I saw program about a ME109 manufactured in 1943 midle of the allied boming rades factory was hit every other day they took crak shaft to england rolls royce told them not to damage it as they dont think with curent lazer tech they could get as good of a refined percision peice as the hand made part was the germans had go equipment bad leader[/quote:66fb8]

until you learn better grammar I am disregarding whatever you said

[quote="6panzer/unclebob":79578]sepireor tech dont you gis watch history chanel the germans had most advanced tech in the field they just didnt have the time to refine the tech to good working order because of the war, M1A1 abrams uses a revised simpler version of the panthers supention that is 50 plus years ago & they had the best just needed time to work the kinks out witch because hitler started the war 3 years ahead of his own time schedule they lost the war, its a merical they did as well as they did in the first 4 years Plains britt's used carberated motors German had fuel injection little to no stall in roll P4 & up had longer range gun with higer velocity than all allied tanks yes there engines were messy but when your factory's are bombed every day its hard to make a perficte park but still they did! I saw program about a ME109 manufactured in 1943 midle of the allied boming rades factory was hit every other day they took crak shaft to england rolls royce told them not to damage it as they dont think with curent lazer tech they could get as good of a refined percision peice as the hand made part was the germans had go equipment bad leader[/quote:79578]

How in the name of Christ did you type all that and only use 3 punctuation marks?

LOL! holy shit Captain.

some people have very VERY large lungs oOo:

True true ed: eek:

Does it really matter HOW the Axis lost the war? They lost the war, millions of people have been liberated, it's over......... let's move on.

Its over is it? millions died because of it. This isnt a thing you just forget. And by the way The Germans did not Split their armies to attack Russia and The Americans. First off it wasnt the Americans It was the British. It was called the battle for London or over London some thing like that. Second They left that fight with as many people as possible to attack Russia and get some Oil for the War machine. The Russians held off the Germans for nearly 2-3 years at Leningrad. The Axis were trying to starve the people into submission but the Russians still faught them. Finally the axis turned south and attacked stallingrad. This is where the germans had a hard fight. They couldnt bring the tanks into the city. If they did it would only take one destroyed tank to block the street. So the Russians Nearly crushed the Axis. Finally the Germans withdrew. Their 2 million man army was now a couple thousand. They were pushed back to Germany by the Russians And we closed in on them from the other side. now dont say we should forget this. The USA lost Several hundred thousand men in this theater of the war. The Russians lost 22 million. They were supposed to be a neutral country with Germany. And I believe the Correct term would be Obliterated. They would not be Liberated for another couple years.

I know why alot of African-Americans died in the war, its because when they came under attack somone would yell ''Get down!!" They'd start dancing.

eek: ok...........

a joke of poor taste hake:

Well, he's a Texan what do you expect? biggrin:

you stole that from America's Funniest

That's not even close to funny, it's just plain sad, pathetic, and racist hake:

Well, he's from Texas.

Okay guys, his joke was in poor taste, but lets not fall into the politcally correct whole.