I had a dream about spooges girlfriend
 

Weel I just woke up... and I am pissed, I had this dream about spooges g/f.....I cant remember it all but I'll see what I can come up with.....

well my dream first started off in this weird fucked up world, where this people would melt and burn if they walked on the grass..... and me and my friends were equiped with these lightningh guns or something to defend off these creatures that were after us.....anyways.. one was chasing my friends I and then I saw off in the distance pamela anderson (wtf) so like we all ran over to her... and she was on her knees and hands and her ass was facing us... and I had a fuckin hard on so bad and I also had to take a piss...... so guess what I did.....I pissed in her ass!!... uGH! wtf...and then I ran over to my friends and laffed my ass off and told them what I did.. and they all gave me high fives..... after that... we all went to my friends house to to get cleaned up..... and then I saw spooges g/f in her room cleaning up ot seomthing , so I looked at her. but to make it obvious..... there was a mirror behind me... so I just stared at her reflection in the mirror..... anyways... she went down stairs to get some laundry. and when she came up..... she was wearing a white t-shirt with some white little crisp panties happy: and they were wedge in her butt crack happy: so im like omfg this cant be true..... so then she called me over, so I walk over and at this point she is lying on her bed..... she then asks me... if you like me so much why dont you go out with me... I said, I wouldnt mind going out with you... but you have a boyfriend.... and I looked at pics of her b/f in this magazine and who do I see in it? leonardo dicaprio.. lmao..... and then my dream took me somewhere else, which I cant remember..... so in the end I couldnt scored with spooges hot girlfriend...... but I fucked up my dream

sorry if it was too long..... and sorry if there are alot of spelling mistakes. its just woke up remember....

later

Re: I had a dream about spooges girlfriend
 

I'm a psychologist and according to my expert analysis, you love the cok.

Hey my psychologist what does it mean if you have a dream where you go to school in your undies?

I sometimes dont even have dreams but i dream about my gf most of the time. biggrin:

heh, that's pretty funny.

I think the weirdest dream I ever had was when my friend and I were in the game Toejam & Earl for Genesis. Our heads were on their bodies, heh

see children, drugs DO affect your brain

Re: I had a dream about spooges girlfriend
 

LOL

Analysis: You love the cok.

Next. biggrin:


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Haha biggrin:

Proof of that statement, I've never done drugs angel: , and I've also never had a dream like that, or if I have, I can't remember it. biggrin:

What's wrong with dreaming about somebody else's hoe?

i was refering to the other parts of zee dream

So was I.

Re: I had a dream about spooges girlfriend
 

What...the....fuck eek: eek: eek: eek:


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Dude, Spooge'll go crazy Polish drunk guy on you..

I had a dream where i was on the bed with two naked girls and i had a tube attached to my dick and i was pissing in it and also the guy who ate alot of hamburgers from Popeye was there?

ROFL!

Pissed in her ass!?

I had a wierd dream one time when this one girl from my school was giving me head and I pissed in her mouth...


angel:

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":93eb0]ROFL!

Pissed in her ass!?

I had a wierd dream one time when this one girl from my school was giving me head and I pissed in her mouth...


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I assume by "girl" you mean 90 year old crippled geriatric? ed:

No he means her

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I thought you dreamed of getting a hard on for me cry:

I had a dream when I was wearingnothing but a wooden barrel and I was outside a shopping mall. I was also with my gf, but then I lost her somewhere, so there you have it.

ok...this could take a while.

I was in a book shop, and i had a look at this book, and it was entitled 'Victory', or something, and it contained all these black and white pictures of Robin Williams wearing an SS unifrom, except on the hat, instead of a swastika, it had a big "W" (think Wario). Anyways, in all these pictures, he's standing next to all these sick things he's made out of people (ie: an egg made of human flesh, with a dead foetus inside), and shit like this. Then i put down the book, and threw up.
Later on, i found a book regarding mind control. I read it really quickly, and decided to try it. But i figured that i didn't want to look like an idiot if it didn't work, so i proceeded to go somewhere i wouldn't go again (a Jeans shop).
Now, who should be working behind the counter but Holly Valance? (http://www.hollyvalance.net/, for those of you unfamiliar with her)
So, anyways, i go up to her, and not-so-subtley (crudely, some might say) suggest that i wanted to have sex with her. She quietly ushers me into a back room, and then informs me that my mind control didn't work. So we just talked for ages, and we established that we saw Star Wars: Episode 2 in the same cinema, then i think i woke up.

that was the weirdest dream that i can remember. Except for the one where i had sex with a hot chick i went to school with, then pissed in Sharon Osborne's fridge eek: ("Don't worry...Ozzy does it all the time" was her response)

Bleuachdu, for the love of god, you're a Psychologist...Psychologise me oOo:

LOL, I showed this to Marina, and she laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed..... So it was a good reaction.

hahaha, well Im glad

[quote:87aba]was in a book shop, and i had a look at this book, and it was entitled 'Victory', or something[/quote:87aba]
first of all you would know thats impossible if you ever watched the old bat man cartoons, joker somehow tricked him into a deep sleep and he tried to read the paper but it was all fuked up , thats how he figured it out..

but anyway a funny dream i had was that me and a friend of mine were walking around and we come up to these black guys who are freestyling, and out of nowhere he goes im going to start flowing with them. (we call that friend birdman cuz he kinda looks like a birdman, and if you know anything about rap baby from big tymers is called birdman) so anyway he starts going "pruuuuuuu pruuuu" like bird man does in all his songs.. it was too funny

The piss in her ass part i didnt get thats just wierd.

i have never seen spooges girl friend..any pictures?? oOo:

I havnt seen spooges girlfriend either.

http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=153189

Well, this is Spooge's "Post Pictures of your women" thread, or as I like to call it, Spooge's "Marvel at what a lucky son-of-a-bitch I am" thread biggrin:

awww dang, remote link forbiddon ah well

[quote=Gerard]I assume by "girl" you mean 90 year old crippled geriatric? ed:[/quote:aeb06]

indeed gerard

I pissed right in her ass, after she had an enima at the hospital. cool:

HAHAHA!! Now none of you shall ever see her!