I almost schoutedthe house down :o
 

Its a cold day here today so dumbass me gets into the shower without turning it on, i was greeted to a jet of freezing cold water. Needless to say i think half the street heard me shouting "arrrgh fuck".


oOo: cry:

LOL. biggrin: Good show. biggrin:

take a tip from me and don't wash

You don't wash?

ed:

lol, well I last had a shower on saturday

Haha, so that's what that smell is. biggrin: (just kidding)

Dang dorm showers here do that occasionally.

I said the same thing when the shower head fell off its holding and hit me on the wang..

I learned my lesson gerard, i wait before i go in than i feel the water THAN i get in

LOL, that happened to me this morning too. You wanna hear an little asian man scream like a girl, stand outside my door around 6am every morning.

Heh, I always remember to turn on the water first. biggrin:

I make sure there is steam pouring from under the door before I enter even the bathroom itself. See I go and turn it on then get organized then hop in. biggrin:

organized eh? eek: you sick fucker hake:
Is that why you're always late in the mornings?

my shower gets so fuckin hot, the paint on the walls of my bathroom drip every morning. Its real anoying cause when i turn the heat down the ground is still burning hot.

I don't have that problem. but i have an old people shower, so i get in, then i have this urge just to sit down (cause i am not a morning person). needless to say i am sitting down for longer than i should, and i get out of the shower at 6:55 and i need to leave for school at 7

Just do what I do. Wake up, go turn on the water for the shower first thing. Then take your morning piss (in the toilet, please), then brush your teeth. And by that time, the steam should be rising from the shower.

Bam, sounds like a Martha Stewart recipe for showering.

I like to turn on my water and watch it run for 20 mins while no one is in it, so i can laugh at all the ppl without water biggrin:

[quote="Capt. John Miller":aaa01]I like to turn on my water and watch it run for 20 mins while no one is in it, so i can laugh at all the ppl without water biggrin:[/quote:aaa01]

The only people who dont have running water are Canadians. biggrin: oOo:

lol, grown men/boys/girls/women/lady-boys discussing how to correctly use a shower. Quite low
On another embarassing note, my house alarm just started going off for some reason whilst I was alone in the house and I didn't know the number. I moved the coats away from it to look at the alarm box and I could actually feel my eardrums throbbing and I was left deaf for a few minutes.
After about 5 minutes I started puncing it, then I attacked it with a screwdriver and damaged it and almost ripped it out the wall, then I finally had the commons sense to just unplug it, and thankfully it stopped....then it started again, so I rang my mum and got the number.
How embarassing, considering all my neighbours will have been pretty pissed off.

In my apartment, you have to shower at the same time as the people upstairs. The good news is, the water's already soapy.

not cool buddy...not cool.