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SPRAYnPRAY 01-01-2002 03:25 AM

I know others have posted memorable moments in the forum, but I thought I'd start an official thread for easy reading for all.

Anybody?? Ok, I'll start. You know how we gotta arm the explosives on the cannon in "The Hunt"? Well, I kinda thought it would be the same, with the timer and all, instead of instant like it is in the SP demo. I got kinda busted up after that 5 sec countdown thingy finished and I was still standing there holding the "use" key. DOH!

piedude 01-01-2002 05:01 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SPRAYnPRAY:
I know others have posted memorable moments in the forum, but I thought I'd start an official thread for easy reading for all.

Anybody?? Ok, I'll start. You know how we gotta arm the explosives on the cannon in "The Hunt"? Well, I kinda thought it would be the same, with the timer and all, instead of instant like it is in the SP demo. I got kinda busted up after that 5 sec countdown thingy finished and I was still standing there holding the "use" key. DOH!
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I did something even dumber! After I blew up the first cannon, I went to do a death run (well kinda!) down the road, in front of the other cannons. BUT I saw some smoke comming at me so I darted of to the left and ran straight into the mine field! http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Close isn't good enough unless you throw a grenade!

Ments2000 01-01-2002 05:18 AM

i wish i had some

intrestedviewer 01-01-2002 05:44 AM

superhuman Ai! my buddy dived onto a grenade thrown from the germans to save us and lived! and then i threw a grenade and it accidently bounced back and one of my buddys picked it back up and threw it at the germans http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

FuBarGrn 01-01-2002 05:51 AM

SCENARIO: Germans toss 'nade....ally picks it up,tosses it back....germans pick it up,toss it back....ally picks it up,gets BLOWN TO HELL!!!!
Damn that was funny as hell....That AI is Sooooooo Dumb!

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JagdWolf 01-01-2002 07:28 AM

LMFAO!!! I hope they refine the AI before the full version of the game.

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draykore 01-01-2002 07:45 AM

in RTCW ,when u toss a nade at a kraut the bastards kick it back at u!But most of the time they kick it at a wall in front of them, bounces back and gibs em.

Colt 01-02-2002 03:17 AM

When I reached the nebelwerfer field I saw the sign miner but when you got 12 rockets coming at you you don't stop and think about it, I just rushed on through since I was fucked anyway...

So suddenly I heard a click so I stopped running and b4 I blew up, my teammates came running towards me, all blowing themselves up first, I died with a smile on my face http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

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b0n0 01-02-2002 05:08 AM

I jumped out of a window on the Hunt map, and I stumped a guy on the head, and I finished him of with the Luger. Was funny at the time. http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

kiwibacon 01-02-2002 06:37 AM

set timer on nebelwerfer, walked backwards away from it....
straight into the minefield
and as a testement to the ai, they followed me into the minefield and blew up as well

another time i set the timer and ran off, the ai teammate stood next to the bomb til it exploded

another time was when those airborne guys came out and started talking to my CO without realising there was a german doode with an smg shooting at them.

Gr@yh@wk 01-02-2002 06:39 AM

how do u pick up a grenade?


quiet 01-02-2002 07:05 AM

I apparently actived the script for the other AI friendlies to come up and start talking, in the wrong place.

Well, one of them walked up to one of friendlies that was already with me and had his hand in the wrong place.

I wish I had a screenshot of that. http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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StandStillPlease 01-03-2002 04:49 AM

one time i set the timer on the artillary just as it was about to blow up my allies limped over.. all of them got blown up except for the co guy... and he took out his thompson and just started shooting at the ground below him.... this must of been a bug or something cuz my game froze shortly after

Cerberus-WG 01-03-2002 08:49 AM

I thre a grenade and it hit the german in the head, knocking his helmet off and confusing him. He died shortly after http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

mike horvath 01-04-2002 12:51 AM

one time when i got up wher the two nazi snipers wher i shot the guy with the pistol and i thought he was dead so i started snipeing and the guy got up and started hiting me with the butt of he gun and he sounded pised off it was so funny wachting him beat me in to a bloody mess and her him yel and screem stuff in german
and one time i shot a nazi in the neck and he started coffen and gaggen and then fell

and then 1 time i shot a german with the sniper rifel and i shot him in the head and he fell and slid it was so funny

then 1 time when the 101 guys come out the guy went inside of the capt it was funny

FrAgMaN 01-04-2002 03:58 AM

Mine has to be running in a room ,comfronting a german,we both then run out of ammo,thinking im going to die real quick..
Only to watch my Ai teamate come in the room and club the poor german to death with his rifle butt...Now that was funny http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Bl@ckh@wk 01-04-2002 05:08 AM

I was doing very fine (all 3 men were alive) then i had to blast the guns so i went to the guns and planted a bomb. I ran away as a speedboat but those suckers were standing at the bomb!!! and ...piep...piep...piep KABOOOOOOOOOM and they got a one way ticket to heaven. lol

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dynomite 01-04-2002 11:13 AM

To arm the explosives hit 'E'.. took me awhile to figue that out http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

AlphaLeader 01-04-2002 11:18 AM

hahaha i threw a nade and hit a german in the back and he fell over and died! HAAHHAHAHAHHAHA. i think it was a bug cause all my guys ran for the minefield for no apparent reason and all blew up AHHAHAHHAHAHA. so they couldnt have shot the guy LOL. and then one time i blew up the tiger tank and the 101st guys and the other ranger was firing at the crew and the tank commander and the camo dress guy with a mauser ran off into the other road where u first arrive in town. me and my guys ran after them and took them out of their misery. http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Frogy 01-12-2002 12:43 AM

how do I post an image again?

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Highlander 01-12-2002 01:31 AM

I swear to god I think I have actually seen a german soldier taking a crap then i smoked him with the thompson! lol!

Geo 01-12-2002 01:38 AM

My amusing (tho not hysterical) moments include:

* In the SP demo's final trench, I tossed a pineapple grenade at a German. He tossed it back at me and my remaining squaddie. I heard my AI guy yell "Grenade! Look out!", do his flying belly flop on it (wish I had a screenie of it -- his dive itself was funny) and take the blast, but I think cause it's friendly it had no effect.
* Near the final trench, you CAN traverse the minefield just by hugging the wall closest to you. I've started doing this regularly, and any remaining AI squaddies won't follow me -- they instead walk along the length of the minefield (without crossing) to the far bunker, clean it out, and then get in the trench and work their way up. I then usually meet them midway through the trench. The first time it was just so funny cause I assumed they'd walked into the minefield and blewed up.

01-12-2002 03:23 AM

Heres one. I just got into the little town and go into the building tha has the bathroom. I get my Bar and shoot some clips so my AI can get through so i jump down. And get a rifle and shoot the guys reterating. The some AI clubs me!!! AND RUNS OFF. so i got my pistol and planning to club his ass to the ground. (NOTE. im in the area where the MG42 at the yurn of the street. where some walls are blown up) So i chase him and at the end of the turn 1 guy with a mp4 and one with a mauser. So i rushed all 3 of em. and beat oone but they fired.
Hers anothe rone. I just blew the tank and i ran on the side of a building. My AI comes and gets incirlced by soem germans. Then it turns to A death match they start just beating each other. I was so stunned taht i forgot to get a screenie. (BUT DONT WORRY ITS BOUUND TO HAPPEN AGAIN)

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NOLF 01-12-2002 09:56 AM

Can you punch in this game?
Do the Germans ever have to reload?
Do they ever run out of ammunition?
What happens if you both run out of ammo?

Geo 01-12-2002 10:27 AM

Use the pistol in secondary fire mode (right mouse button) to "pistol whip" a German. I don't think you can punch per se. It takes usually 4 pistol whips to kill a German, but fewer if he's been wounded.

Yes, Germans have to reload just like you. When I'm desperate, out of ammo, I rush the rifle-wielding Germans -- they have bolt-action rifles so they need to pause to reload after every shot. http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Geo (edited January 12, 2002).]

Manny 01-12-2002 10:40 AM

How do you throw a grenade back?
I always get blown up .5 seconds before I am able to do anything. Is there a trick to it?

BMillis 01-12-2002 11:39 AM

I think only ai can throw nades back....


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