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01-31-2003 06:03 AM
Whoa, Kill this dude
 
http://www.bonsaikitten.com

This is disgusting. if you have a heart you will sign
this. if you see my name on it then obviously you
don't need to send this back to me. A site that we
were able to shut last year has returned. We have to
try to shut it down again!

A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens
that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if
it weren't kittens that were put into little
bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then
locked up for the rest of their lives!!

The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube
for their feces. The skeleton of the cat will take on
the form of the bottle as the kitten grows.

The cats never get the opportunity to move.
They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs.
These are the latest trends in New York, China,
Indonesia and New Zealand.

hamsters united 01-31-2003 06:08 AM
that, sir, is a fake

Innoxx 01-31-2003 06:08 AM
Probably a fake site.

Double U 01-31-2003 06:09 AM
OMG is that legal?

WOW bastards!

hamsters united 01-31-2003 06:33 AM
read my post again W

Tripper 01-31-2003 06:48 AM
wtf? in new zealand!? i neve heard of it, we not slums down here, liar!
burn in hall bieeeetch

geRV 01-31-2003 06:56 AM
You gotta be fucking shitting me, ed:

If thats real then that fuck needs shot for what he's doing, poor cats. cry:

Tripper 01-31-2003 06:58 AM
I agree with gervis, fuck that shit manaan!

Bazooka_Joe 01-31-2003 09:19 AM
You sure this is a fake? It looks pretty real to me.

MajorWoody 01-31-2003 09:32 AM
[img]http://site.voila.fr/messagepics/kitty.jpeg[/img]

[RA]ZdaN 01-31-2003 09:43 AM
Im gonna kill this mother fucker

Maplegyver 01-31-2003 09:56 AM
dumb ass fuck
 
that bitch is gonna get 500 hate messages from me then im gonna go down to where ever the fucker lives and shove his pansy ass in a bottle evil:.I feel sorry for the cats someone should do something cry:

pest 01-31-2003 10:06 AM
ROTFLMAO

Did you see the tools in the one pic? A shoe horn and a pasta spoon. LOL. That site is funnier than the dolphin skin clothing site - made from the poor dolphins caught in tuna nets - all proceeds go to dolphin rescue efforts.

And uhhhh......NO, its not real.

Maplegyver 01-31-2003 10:06 AM
we should all post on thier site on thier guestbook i will contacting the humanesociety and have them shut down i really hope this stops cus this is sick shit bigzooka: zooka: fire2: fire1: bigzooka: zooka: fire2: fire1: bigzooka: fire2: freak:

MinefielD 01-31-2003 10:08 AM
we could always start with h**king the site cos ny is alittle far for me to travel

pest 01-31-2003 10:12 AM
Guys, I promise you its a joke. There is no reason to start a crusade, that what this guy wants.

Dont be that guy.

Zoner 01-31-2003 10:23 AM
IT'S FAKE!!!

Man, some people are so friggin' gullible!


Zone

Webb 01-31-2003 10:27 AM
Re: Whoa, Kill this dude
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by newt
http://www.bonsaikitten.com

This is disgusting. if you have a heart you will sign
this. if you see my name on it then obviously you
don't need to send this back to me. A site that we
were able to shut last year has returned. We have to
try to shut it down again!

A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens
that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if
it weren't kittens that were put into little
bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then
locked up for the rest of their lives!!

The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube
for their feces. The skeleton of the cat will take on
the form of the bottle as the kitten grows.

The cats never get the opportunity to move.
They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs.
These are the latest trends in New York, China,
Indonesia and New Zealand.


Disgusting, is what you wrote about the burned girl (REMEMBER),you changed now punk?

Too late asshole.

Maplegyver 01-31-2003 10:38 AM
even if its fake someone should be shot biggrin:

BallisticWookie 01-31-2003 10:40 AM
I dont like cats, but this is purely fucked. If this is infact real, set me up with a M4, a few hundred rounds of ammo and a air tight alibi and I'll waste every mother fucker involved in this. Animal cruelty is beyond the forgivable. Even joking about it. This is not right. Fucking sick prick/s.

Innoxx 01-31-2003 10:47 AM
Meh, at least they're doing something to control the pet overpopulation.

01-31-2003 11:21 AM
actually they should do that to terrorists.

Simo Häyhä 01-31-2003 11:52 AM
i hope this is a joke eek:

01-31-2003 01:02 PM
this is obviously fake. the guy put a cat in a bottle and took a picture and that's it, no cat can live in a box and crap directly into that tube and it's impossible that the cat will turn into the shape of the box.

and it said that it's popular in china and NEW YORK would'nt we hear about those bonsai cats years ago if they were so popular?

01-31-2003 01:06 PM
Eh, I got a email from a friend telling me about it, even doing this for a joke is sick

dolphin skinning lol damn

Captain Bunny 01-31-2003 01:54 PM
"ml_cl_01@onbox.com I would like to order a bonsai cat I am pleased to discover that I do not have to do it myself. Could you e-mail me one?"

Squeezing kittens into jars in one thing, but i dont think anyone can mail a kitten in a jar over the internet. fedex can, email cant...

01-31-2003 01:57 PM
Nice sig, i watched it for about 20 minute then thought it was replaying oVER AND OVER IS IT?

Tripper 01-31-2003 02:17 PM
You truly are of a minus IQ, aren't you....Insolent turd.

If that was true, which it isn't...infact it is a physical impossibility....it wouldn't be popular in clean green New Zealand....This'd be the last place there are so many activists over here.

MrLevinstein 01-31-2003 03:24 PM
newt, not only are you a heartless bastard you are too gullable to see that that site is faker than pamela andersons tits

Buckethead 01-31-2003 05:22 PM
Re: Whoa, Kill this dude
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by newt
http://www.bonsaikitten.com

This is disgusting. if you have a heart you will sign
this. if you see my name on it then obviously you
don't need to send this back to me. A site that we
were able to shut last year has returned. We have to
try to shut it down again!

A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens
that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if
it weren't kittens that were put into little
bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then
locked up for the rest of their lives!!

The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube
for their feces. The skeleton of the cat will take on
the form of the bottle as the kitten grows.

The cats never get the opportunity to move.
They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs.
These are the latest trends in New York, China,
Indonesia and New Zealand.
Once again, the idiot Newt is easily fooled.

MrLevinstein 01-31-2003 05:33 PM
Re: Whoa, Kill this dude
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buckethead
Quote:
Originally Posted by newt
http://www.bonsaikitten.com

This is disgusting. if you have a heart you will sign
this. if you see my name on it then obviously you
don't need to send this back to me. A site that we
were able to shut last year has returned. We have to
try to shut it down again!

A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens
that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if
it weren't kittens that were put into little
bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then
locked up for the rest of their lives!!

The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube
for their feces. The skeleton of the cat will take on
the form of the bottle as the kitten grows.

The cats never get the opportunity to move.
They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs.
These are the latest trends in New York, China,
Indonesia and New Zealand.
Once again, the idiot Newt is easily fooled.
once again, the idiot Newt's plan to come off kind is thwarted and all that remains is his poking fun at a girl that was killed emotionally and left to suffer physically. it almost makes me sad that people are that insensitive. you are the definition of an asshole

MrLevinstein 01-31-2003 05:53 PM
crap double post. wish we had that edit button oOo:

Isabella 01-31-2003 06:21 PM
Is Newt really that stupid? oOo:

MrLevinstein 01-31-2003 06:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isabella
Is Newt really that stupid? oOo:
Hold on let me shake my magic eight ball
*shakes the eight ball*

yes, he is quite the idiot

Isabella 01-31-2003 06:33 PM
The eight ball never lies! biggrin:

catnip 01-31-2003 09:39 PM
Wouldn't the aspca I believe it is called know something about this?? If they don't then they should. If people wanted a pet that didn't move and had a weird shape they should buy a furby.

Kamil-RS 01-31-2003 10:46 PM
i for one, will probably crash that site
he offended some d00d from canada, and no one does that!!

1080jibber 01-31-2003 11:05 PM
somebody likes the wrong kind of pussy*


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