Stupid Computer Tricks
 

OK, this was posted on another site I frequent.

http://sct.staghosting.com/

Make sure when you click on each picture. You read the caption.
What some people will do to a computer. hake:

lmao biggrin: that was a hoot!

some of them are hard to believe oOo: how can some people be so dumb?

funny as hell rude.

I fall victum to a couple of those.

LMFAO some ppl are sooooooooooooooooooo stupid!!

n00bs...

OMFG

funny post rudedog biggrin:

[img]http://sct.staghosting.com/4029.jpg[/img]

*sigh* some of those pics are just plain sad

people should have to take IQ tests before buying a computer hake:

I know some one who plugged memory in back wards. What you say it cant be done. lol O it can be believe me. Well he kind of had it in half way fried the mother board.

i remember a post (not sure if it was from this forum) about a guy that silicone sealed his computer and then filled it with water to make it a water cooled computer, im still not sure if its true

Now that's great. About 5 of those I've actually seen, too! The two worse were this:

1) Fixed a womans PC having problems with her email, so as I'm leaving shes looking at me with a smile, and slides her floppy into her slot CD-ROM tray. hake:

2) Working with a woman trying to get her PCAnywhere running (Symantec PCAnywhere, a program used to connect to another PC remotely)

ME: "OK, so can you click on the "PCAnywhere Waiting" icon, and read me your IP address please?"

WOMAN: "Whats that?"

ME: "It's the number with the four dots. Starts with 149.105. . ."

WOMAN: "OH! 149.105.XXX.XXX"

ME: "OK, now just keep that window open so I can connect, ok?"

WOMAN: ''. . .Oops."

mad:

In a matter of three seconds, she closed the damn thing.

LOL thats a big laugh.

Un. Be. Lievable.

HAW HAW HAWWWW!!

Absolutely pathetic. I've lost even MORE faith in mankind.


Zone

haha! Cool site.

Oh man I'm laughing so hard tears are still streaming down my face.

retards hake:

Dude, even a 12 year old kid could probably do a better job than them

LOL I got another one this morning!

A guy called telling me he could not connect to his email from his office with his laptop. (keep in mind, hes in his 60 - 70s)

I go down there, and look at his email. While hes showing me what hes doing I see the little PC with a red X in the bottom right corner (XP). So, I asked him if he plugged his ethernet cable in, he said yes.

I see the port in back of him, and its plugged in. So, I follow it, to the floor. I look at his laptop, and whats in the ethernet port? the USB PRINTER CABLE! That's right, he jammed a diagonal USB cable into a wide-telephone port. hake:

[img]http://site.voila.fr/messagepics2/geek2.jpg[/img]

[img]http://sct.staghosting.com/4046.jpg[/img]

Someone was jacking off, sprayed it all over the lap-top then tried to cover it up....

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":4d170]LOL I got another one this morning!

A guy called telling me he could not connect to his email from his office with his laptop. (keep in mind, hes in his 60 - 70s)

I go down there, and look at his email. While hes showing me what hes doing I see the little PC with a red X in the bottom right corner (XP). So, I asked him if he plugged his ethernet cable in, he said yes.

I see the port in back of him, and its plugged in. So, I follow it, to the floor. I look at his laptop, and whats in the ethernet port? the USB PRINTER CABLE! That's right, he jammed a diagonal USB cable into a wide-telephone port. hake:[/quote:4d170]
idiots who dont know what the hell the internet is, all they know is that they want to be on it hake:
however i do find this story quite comical, joe

GreenEggs&Pot,

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/LAMEinside.gif[/img]


Zone

heh....um might wanna check the dictionary there...it's "you" hake:

Old Reliable is obviously not 1337...

oOo:


Zone

He is teh suck.

[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/foghat.jpg[/img]

[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/fagotville.gif[/img]

[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/saget-DaveD123.jpg[/img]

[img]http://digital-agony.com/upload/images/smartyou2and2is18.jpg[/img]


Feelin' owned yet, O.R.? biggrin:

Yuo is teh suck!


Zone

LOL those are great.

Hmm. . I don't think he gets it yet. . .

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joe-insult-asshat.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joe-insult-tehsuck.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/Yell%20Edited.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joe-insult-asshat.jpg[/img]

See, I can spell "You". biggrin:


Zone

Hahaha happy:

People, people, please, add them to the insult pic thread! biggrin:

They're all there, I think...heh heh.


Zone

Oh, okay then.

Heh, I just logged in after getting home from work, so I haven't checked the insult pic thread yet.

Sigh am I the only one that feels this stupid 1337 sp34k is going to make evryone even more stupid? I can see 12 year old kids taking spelling tests and spelling every single word wrong.

Oh yeah I agree, OL is teh suck

I think you might have a point there, Holly...heh heh.

Whole essays written in 1337...the horror...


Zone

Sorry guys, I had a friend over, not the very smart type

Dumbass Friend: So what can you do on the this internet thing
Me: We'll talk to other people
Dumbass Friend: How? Like on the phone?
Me: No, like in a forum...
me/ proceds to show him what a "forum" is
Dumbass Friend: What's the box, that says insult pic thread
Me: That's the thread title
Dumbass Friend: What's a thread
Me: Forget it
me/ shows him the insult pics
Me: These are a bunch of funny pics that you show to people to express yourself
Dumbass Friend: What's a pic?
Me: Forget it
Dumbass Friend: So... so use on
me/ uses insult pic just to show him how it works
Me: HAHA, look at this, some idoit installed a sound card in a comp that was too small
Dumbass Friend: What's a comp?
Me: A computer
Dumbass Friend: Why not just call it that then?
Me: Forget it
Dumbass Friend: So whats so funny about the "sound card"
Me: See, it's too big, it's sticking out, and now he's wrecked his comp
Dumbass Friend: I dont get it
Me: Forget it