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02-18-2003 05:20 AM

You gotta love this guy.....
 
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-18-2003 06:34 AM

priceless..

02-18-2003 06:56 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":af040]priceless..[/quote:af040]

what he said evil:

Sergeant_Scrotum 02-18-2003 07:19 AM

owned!

Zoner 02-18-2003 09:29 AM

EXCLUSIVE photo of the wedding cake!

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/TheCake.jpg[/img]

biggrin:


Zone

02-18-2003 10:02 AM

lol

[RA]ZdaN 02-18-2003 10:11 AM

This is urban legend

MrLevinstein 02-18-2003 10:37 AM

Ha, that man did exactly what he should have.

Blitz-krieg 02-18-2003 11:01 AM

LOL, man that guy is awesome, we should all do the same thing as him!! evil:

LoneGunner87 02-18-2003 11:01 AM

Nice wedding cake. biggrin:

Webb 02-18-2003 11:09 AM

Pay back time is a bicth, isn't it.

Coleman 02-18-2003 11:10 AM

wow, that takes balls to actually pull something like that off.

Cpt. Obvious 02-18-2003 11:11 AM

Ha French people suck.

LoneGunner87 02-18-2003 11:11 AM

This should be named ya gotta love the cake. biggrin:

Webb 02-18-2003 12:28 PM

http://www.funbun.com/f_tcw0702.asp

pest 02-18-2003 12:53 PM

Funny, but that story has been going around for years, kind of like the rod stewert stomch pump and richard gere gerbel stories. You can also find it on all the best urban legend sites.

Bazooka_Joe 02-18-2003 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
EXCLUSIVE photo of the wedding cake!

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/TheCake.jpg[/img]

biggrin:


Zone

LOL

Wow, well that just sucks for her. Good for the guy! heh biggrin:

Zap. USMC 02-18-2003 03:35 PM

Very clever indeed.

King Alexandroslavainian 02-21-2003 06:36 PM

nice going

MrLevinstein 02-21-2003 09:09 PM

you sig is still massive. 500x150 oOo:

Old Reliable 02-21-2003 09:14 PM

his name and sig are huge, well he did make it smaller.......

02-21-2003 09:37 PM

I wish they had an option to turn off sigs and all.

Tripper 02-21-2003 09:42 PM

Hah! That story is brilliant!

If I was that guy - I would soon forget about the Wife = Bitch thing, i'd be so proud of myself for the revenge...! biggrin:

Cool_Dude 02-21-2003 11:53 PM

I have a rocket car for sale if you believe that shit.

Innoxx 02-21-2003 11:56 PM

I do too, here's a pic:
[img]http://www.bugaloos.com/Batmobile.jpg[/img]

02-21-2003 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesnacki
you sig is still massive. 500x150 oOo:

hes making up for what hes lacking down below

02-22-2003 12:18 AM

but wouldnt the guy get like bashed by 300 people if he did that?

Cool_Dude 02-22-2003 01:33 AM

sinse you missed my point. about the rocket car. here

http://www1.bored.com/rocketcar/

Simo Häyhä 02-22-2003 01:40 AM

clever guy

Tripper 02-22-2003 02:45 AM

I win the size contest.

Cool_Dude 02-22-2003 07:19 PM

you win every contest pal. your god


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