worst movies
 

Ok we had a best movie thread. what do you think are the worst movies

(please stick to plot and acting, not spec effects, because many old movies could be made a lot better if those directors had our tech)

My vote goes to Starship Troopers, the whole idea of Marines being sent to fight giant buggies is right out of 40s-50s comics, too damn corny.

Jack Frost - the one about a serial killer, not the freindly snow man. It was so bad it was funny. I would say Fargo also, but for some reason everyone else seemed to like it. I could only take so much of the "Oh Ya?" , "Ya".

I liked Starship Troopers...heh heh.

Anyway, I'm going with "The English Patient". Stupidly long, boring, and wretched. I'd rather get dill pickles shoved up my urethra than watch that piece of worm-riddled cat shit again.


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Pearl Habor (the one that came out a couple years ago) Make war into a love story? Its almost 4 hours and soooo boring. Maybe an hour of action total.

Most horror movies.

never seen it, previews looked boring enough

[quote="Gothic_child180":560b6]Most horror movies.[/quote:560b6]

...except Friday the 13th, RIGHT? biggrin:

I know, they're piss-poor movies, but I love 'em.


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[quote=Zoner91]...except Friday the 13th, RIGHT? biggrin:

I know, they're piss-poor movies, but I love 'em.


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I said MOST. Original horror movies are sometime okay (ei: Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elmstreet, Holloween) But once they make sequels... hake:

I just saw Ballistics Ecks-vs-Sever yesterday and that was a piece of crap.

The Godzilla movies. Radition cant make 200 foot lizards.

That porn Fram showed me a few days ago.

"Mister! what are you going to do to me now? ......I'm gonna put you on this table like so, and lay you down like this and I'm gonna stick this up your ass....... but I poo from there ........not right now you don't"

LMAO! I hate when they talk in porn... or try to have storylines... or have a theme...

i got a dvd with some of the worst movies ever (mainly bad sf and/or horrors) Funny shit, especially the special effects. Just some titles:

'The handicapt kung-fu killers' (guy with no arms and one with no legs battle lots of dodgy ninjas)

'Messalina, kaiserin und hure' (figure that one out yourself)

Jeepers Creepers! Ugh, they dragged the whole pot out on something that should have taken 10 mins to show. The only good part was the end when the bad guy won instead of the good guy. But overall, ghey movie

[quote="Gothic_child180":90d7e]LMAO! I hate when they talk in porn... or try to have storylines... or have a theme...[/quote:90d7e]

ROFLMFAO! IT WAS A WESTERN THEME! LOL!!! biggrin:

Cable Guy

Anything with Chuck Noris in it. It's amazing how one man can take out hundreds of bad guys with slow motion kicks and rifle butts.

Pest, Ecks-vs- Sever was one of the worst movies i ever have seen!!! I wouldnt have watched it if i didnt include a hot asian chick.

fargo kicked ass. that tall russian guy was shredding the little pale guy from armageddan at the end

Probably the worst bunch of movies ive seen are the Delta force ones.

most movies blow

Wag The Dog. It was supposed to be a political comedy. I thought it sucked donkey balls.

jurrasic park 2 & 3 they sucked balls but had good trailers oOo:

Manos the Hands of Fate, Ice Ice Baby, abd all those that have beem on MSTK3. eatthis:

Ecks vs sever was by far the worst

mst3k loolllllllllll all those movies are horrid

The one with nicolas cage and hes an ambience driver. I forget what its called ( I think bringing out the dead ) but there should be a disclaimer on the cover about how boring it is. It brings tears to my eyes.

Band of Brothers

everything was wrong with it from acting to story line hake:

yea i almost like every movie i go see but blue crush and ecks vs sever were really bad

[quote="Coublacka_":abb16]The one with nicolas cage and hes an ambience driver. I forget what its called ( I think bringing out the dead ) but there should be a disclaimer on the cover about how boring it is. It brings tears to my eyes.[/quote:abb16]

do u know what that film's about? i saw the trailer and it was pretty strange

bringing up the dead doesnt really have a plot. its one of thoes movies to watch alone on a late saturday night. i personally found it to be an awesome movie

[quote="Maple SyRuP":40b49]jurrasic park 2 & 3 they sucked balls but had good trailers oOo:[/quote:40b49]

3 is the only one that had a likeable ending

OOORAH!

Captain Corelli's Mandolin. Horrid, historically innacurate, just an all around terrible film.

[quote="Captain Bunny":958a3]Probably the worst bunch of movies ive seen are the Delta force ones.[/quote:958a3]

I liked Delta 1

shows what to do to raghead terrorists biggrin:

delta 1 omg, at the end chuck shoots a nade out of his tail pipe which lands directly into a terrorist's car. they wore these black uniforms with ropes hanging from the shoulder in the desert

it's an M-203 attached to the back of the cycle biggrin:

band of brothers rules

[quote="con Brio":995e6]band of brothers rules[/quote:995e6]

The Milo'n'Otis trilogy owns BoB. cool:

cable guy pwned.

i just "tried" to watch fear.com. it has to be one of the worst ive seen in a while.

Any movie or commercial with Carrot Top

WindTalkers was bad.

some one better not say battlefield earth, that movie kicked ass
but the worst was definitaly Pearl Harbor, except for the part on dolittle's raiders, that was pretty cool