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{1CAB}ThiRTeeN 02-20-2003 12:28 AM

Maddox's plan on Iraq
 
Tell me what ya think

http://maddox.xmission.com/penny_drop.html

cameltoe 02-20-2003 12:29 AM

ive seen tat before, its really a brilliant idea..

Old Reliable 02-20-2003 12:29 AM

right......

guarnere 02-20-2003 12:29 AM

Crazy, but just might do the trick... oOo:

funny funny

Akuma 02-20-2003 12:31 AM

....Everytime I come to these forums I am reminded how retarded the human race is.

{1CAB}ThiRTeeN 02-20-2003 12:35 AM

[quote="Gothic_child180":9955f]....Everytime I come to these forums I am reminded how retarded the human race is.[/quote:9955f]

Everytime I look at the U.S. government I am reminded of how retarded the human race is. What is your point man?

Kickass-CPT 02-20-2003 06:43 AM

you think you can do a better job then the gov't? I highly doubt it

Jedi Marksman 02-20-2003 07:33 AM

[quote="{1CAB}ThiRTeeN":abc23][quote="Gothic_child180":abc23]....Everytime I come to these forums I am reminded how retarded the human race is.[/quote:abc23]

Everytime I look at the U.S. government I am reminded of how retarded the human race is. What is your point man?[/quote:abc23]


All of you barstool theorists know how to do is criticize, criticize, criticize. You think you're so brilliant? You think you have the solution to all the world's issues? Run for office.

Bazooka_Joe 02-20-2003 08:46 AM

Even if this was logical, a penny cannot penetrate a kevlar helmet. And yes, we've tested this from 80 stories up.

02-20-2003 08:48 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":1914a]Even if this was logical, a penny cannot penetrate a kevlar helmet. And yes, we've tested this from 80 stories up.[/quote:1914a]

somehow this reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer drop tests the giant ball of oil biggrin:

02-20-2003 08:49 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":42391]Even if this was logical, a penny cannot penetrate a kevlar helmet. And yes, we've tested this from 80 stories up.[/quote:42391]

but Taliban don't wear helmets, they put their old underwear on their heads biggrin:

Bazooka_Joe 02-20-2003 09:28 AM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":62309][quote="Bazooka_Joe":62309]Even if this was logical, a penny cannot penetrate a kevlar helmet. And yes, we've tested this from 80 stories up.[/quote:62309]

but Taliban don't wear helmets, they put their old underwear on their heads biggrin:[/quote:62309]

This is true too, but Iraqis do. biggrin:

Static 02-20-2003 09:34 AM

[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/dbomb1.gif[/img]
Oh Maddox comes up with some funny shit biggrin:

Zoner 02-20-2003 09:48 AM

Drop $100,000 worth of these on Iraq and watch them flee in terror for fear of being sniped with a Mauser...

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joepenny.jpg[/img]


biggrin:


Zone

Akuma 02-20-2003 09:56 AM

LMAO zoner...

Maybe I will run for office. First thing I'd do is keep America's nose out of other countries business. Then have every american work to build a bubble around continental US. Then I'd launch us into space so we can't do any more harm to the world.

LoneGunner87 02-20-2003 10:05 AM

Iraq's wear helmest taliban dont. Plus if we were dropping penny's on them we would be making them rich in their case theyed be saying O LOOK A PENNY IM RICH.

Jedi Marksman 02-20-2003 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Static
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/dbomb1.gif[/img]
Oh Maddox comes up with some funny shit biggrin:

LOL! The Russians used bomb laden dogs against German tanks in World War II. They would train the dogs to run underneath the tanks and the timed bomb would explode.

LoneGunner87 02-20-2003 10:11 AM

o so your saying lets strap lassy with some C-4 and go blow up some tanks? I like it biggrin:

Jedi Marksman 02-20-2003 10:13 AM

[quote="Gothic_child180":d9891]LMAO zoner...

Maybe I will run for office. First thing I'd do is keep America's nose out of other countries business. Then have every american work to build a bubble around continental US. Then I'd launch us into space so we can't do any more harm to the world.[/quote:d9891]

Ignorance does harm to the world and you seem to be very well versed in this. The majority of the places we have "stuck our noses into" as you so eloquently put it we have done at the invitation of the world forum. Maybe you should stop living in your bubble. Know facts before you prove yourself uninformed. biggrin:

Akuma 02-20-2003 10:24 AM

I think I'll stay in my bubble. It much better than the hell we all call Earth.

Akuma 02-20-2003 10:26 AM

Oh heres something I found that pretty interesting.

[quote:80eec]Tell me something -- is it legal to convict someone of a crime they haven't committed yet?

Let's say hypothetically that you live next door to a guy named "Saddam." You know Saddam owns a gun, and he doesn't like you. In fact, he's a very distasteful person -- really sneaky and shady, and he runs his household with an iron fist. Now, he's never actually threatened you personally with this gun, but remember he *really* doesn't like you. Would it be okay for the police to come and arrest this neighbor if he's never actually broken the law?

Of course not. You can only arrest someone when there is evidence that they've broken the law. International law works the same way -- you can't attack someone who has not attacked you first.

Is it a crime for Saddam to have weapons of mass destruction? Of course it is. But it's not America's job to rid him of them -- it's the UN's. This whole affair is out of our jurisdiction.
[/quote:80eec]

Jedi Marksman 02-20-2003 10:26 AM

[quote="Gothic_child180":0dc51]I think I'll stay in my bubble. It much better than the hell we all call Earth.[/quote:0dc51]

Relax, dude. Everyday you wake up is a good day. Remember that.

Milla 02-20-2003 12:52 PM

HOLY FUCK ZONER! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG! dude i seriously wish they actually had those! lol!!

Zoner 02-20-2003 12:54 PM

HAW HAW HAW HAW! Came out pretty good, I must say.

I shoulda wrote "Not Legal Tender" on it...heh heh


Zone

Totenkopf 02-20-2003 01:55 PM

[quote="Jedi Marksman":9a916]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Static
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/dbomb1.gif[/img]
Oh Maddox comes up with some funny ---- biggrin:

LOL! The Russians used bomb laden dogs against German tanks in World War II. They would train the dogs to run underneath the tanks and the timed bomb would explode.[/quote:9a916]

They had to stop the practice as the dogs couldn't tell the difference between a German tank and a Soviet one. ed:

02-20-2003 02:39 PM

[quote=Totenkopf]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jedi Marksman":face7
Quote:

Originally Posted by Static
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/dbomb1.gif[/img]
Oh Maddox comes up with some funny ---- biggrin:

LOL! The Russians used bomb laden dogs against German tanks in World War II. They would train the dogs to run underneath the tanks and the timed bomb would explode.

They had to stop the practice as the dogs couldn't tell the difference between a German tank and a Soviet one. ed:[/quote:face7]

imagine if those annoying little guard dogs who can open doors in MOHAA had bombs strapped to them.

*runs up behind you*
*KABOOM*
"WTF, I got blown up again!"

Totenkopf 02-20-2003 02:50 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":96b58][quote=Totenkopf]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jedi Marksman":96b58
Quote:

Originally Posted by Static
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/dbomb1.gif[/img]
Oh Maddox comes up with some funny ---- biggrin:

LOL! The Russians used bomb laden dogs against German tanks in World War II. They would train the dogs to run underneath the tanks and the timed bomb would explode.

They had to stop the practice as the dogs couldn't tell the difference between a German tank and a Soviet one. ed:[/quote:96b58]

imagine if those annoying little guard dogs who can open doors in MOHAA had bombs strapped to them.

*runs up behind you*
*KABOOM*
"WTF, I got blown up again!"[/quote:96b58]


LOL...they should make that a skin you can choose in MP. All the n00bs would use it. oOo:

Jedi Marksman 02-20-2003 03:20 PM

[quote=Totenkopf]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jedi Marksman":e5bc0
Quote:

Originally Posted by Static
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/dbomb1.gif[/img]
Oh Maddox comes up with some funny ---- biggrin:

LOL! The Russians used bomb laden dogs against German tanks in World War II. They would train the dogs to run underneath the tanks and the timed bomb would explode.

They had to stop the practice as the dogs couldn't tell the difference between a German tank and a Soviet one. ed:[/quote:e5bc0]

There was a funny story about how an entire Russian regiment defending Leningrad had to break ranks and run because the dogs got confused and ran back toward the Russian lines. biggrin:

Totenkopf 02-20-2003 04:06 PM

[quote:9a777]There was a funny story about how an entire Russian regiment defending Leningrad had to break ranks and run because the dogs got confused and ran back toward the Russian lines. biggrin[/quote:9a777]

LOL....see? Strapping bombs to dogs is bad karma. evil:

cameltoe 02-20-2003 10:41 PM

[quote=Totenkopf][quote="Sgt Stryker":9a3c7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Totenkopf
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jedi Marksman":9a3c7
Quote:

Originally Posted by Static
[img]http://maddox.xmission.com/dbomb1.gif[/img]
Oh Maddox comes up with some funny ---- biggrin:

LOL! The Russians used bomb laden dogs against German tanks in World War II. They would train the dogs to run underneath the tanks and the timed bomb would explode.

They had to stop the practice as the dogs couldn't tell the difference between a German tank and a Soviet one. ed:

imagine if those annoying little guard dogs who can open doors in MOHAA had bombs strapped to them.

*runs up behind you*
*KABOOM*
"WTF, I got blown up again!"[/quote:9a3c7]


LOL...they should make that a skin you can choose in MP. All the n00bs would use it. oOo:[/quote:9a3c7]

id use it for a while but then it would get old from all the n00bs using it

02-20-2003 10:54 PM

didn't jc84corvette make a man dressed like a dog skin once? eek:

Muff Diver 02-20-2003 11:06 PM

[quote="Gothic_child180":d68bd]LMAO zoner...

Maybe I will run for office. First thing I'd do is keep America's nose out of other countries business. Then have every american work to build a bubble around continental US. Then I'd launch us into space so we can't do any more harm to the world.[/quote:d68bd]

i'd move to the US just to vote for you!

Pyro 02-21-2003 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strik0r
didn't jc84corvette make a man dressed like a dog skin once? eek:

I think I remember that.

Old Reliable 02-21-2003 12:46 AM

yeah its in mms


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